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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on July 02, 2024, 08:58:39 AM
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRcdtrab0AALI7i?format=jpg&name=small)
We're not entirely sure if Team Biden thought it would somehow make him look less like a walking, talking, Botox-filled cadaver if they spray-tanned him a bit but ultimately all they did was give his critics even more material to work with. Dude was not tan, he was not bronze, he was ORANGE ... giving 'orange man bad' a whole new meaning.
Hilarious for us, not so hilarious for Democrats who still can't seem to figure things out or find their backside with BOTH their hands.
What a delightful, delicious mess.
Luckily, Twitter/X did what Twitter/X always does best when there's something super embarrassing for a politician goes viral and the jokes have been writing themselves. Here are some of the best 'orange Biden' takes that we feel are definitely comedy GOLD.
Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
He looks like a plastic container after you’ve had spaghetti in it.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRcYErDXcAA_lie?format=jpg&name=small)
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time' https://buff.ly/3FoKbxb
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https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/07/02/orange-man-bad-takes-on-new-meaning-orange-biden-takes-n2397887
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Apparently the puppet masters were sensitive to the criticism that #SpongeBrainShitPants looked like a damned cadaver last Thursday, so they rolled him in Cheetos dust... :rotf:
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Apparently the puppet masters were sensitive to the criticism that #SpongeBrainShitPants looked like a damned cadaver last Thursday, so they rolled him in Cheetos dust... :rotf:
Now he looks like a sun scorched cadaver. :thatsright: :lmao:
He looks awful and nothing short of a new face will change it. :thatsright: :loser:
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KC
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Oompa Loompa doopity doo...
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Uhh...what was I doing here again?
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I have seen better paint jobs on a High School kids body shop project.
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I have seen better paint jobs on a High School kids body shop project.
This is the product of leftist scum removing shop classes of any kind from the public skrewel system.