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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on June 25, 2024, 05:09:55 PM

Title: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: FunkyZero on June 25, 2024, 05:09:55 PM
I have to say, this guy has some stones. And frankly, I find it hilarious that DUmmies are so DUmb, they keep shoveling cash his way.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182027900 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182027900)

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Tue Jun 25, 2024, 03:38 PM

Need a root canal and asking for help

Hi all,
I was recently at the dentist who said I have a deep cavity that needs a root canal. As you know, root canals are expensive. Even at the discount places. I still have no steady income and I live with my 75-year-old widowed mom who just has her Social Security. I am ok with food and utilities but the root canal would ruin my finances. I am asking for $150 in case they do a payment plan. I can raise the goal if necessary. The tooth has been bothering me so I have to get in. My PayPal fundraiser is below. Thank you very much for your consideration.

https://www.paypal.com/pools/c/95GwAJm93A
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: DefiantSix on June 25, 2024, 08:04:21 PM
Gargle with hydrogen peroxide, Mattie boi.

Do it a couple times a day and it'll kill the abcess infecting the root inside of a week, though I usually reccomend continuing the treatment for 2 weeks, just to make sure the abcess doesn't flare back up.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: FunkyZero on June 25, 2024, 08:13:29 PM
Gargle with hydrogen peroxide, Mattie boi.

Do it a couple times a day and it'll kill the abcess infecting the root inside of a week, though I usually reccomend continuing the treatment for 2 weeks, just to make sure the abcess doesn't flare back up.

In Matts case, I'd suggest he just drink the stuff. a couple of quarts a day outta do the trick.
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: Texacon on June 26, 2024, 05:38:21 AM
LOL  Matt has already raised $190 of his $150 goal.  What's the bet that he raises the goal and keeps this up far longer than just a few days.

I swear, if I owned a car lot I would hire Matt in a heartbeat.  He simply does not stop selling.

KC
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: CC27 on June 26, 2024, 07:43:23 AM
Why isn't this grifter on all the government goodies that the dummies gush over all the time? Why isn't government coming to the rescue??  :whatever:
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: 67 Rover on June 26, 2024, 08:10:04 AM
I think Mat is on to something here. This is a well he can revisit as necessary.

32 teeth in an adult mouth equals big $$$. Well done MVD!
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: DefiantSix on June 26, 2024, 01:25:46 PM
Why isn't this grifter on all the government goodies that the dummies gush over all the time? Why isn't government coming to the rescue??  :whatever:

The standard answer from the Gub'mint goodies hander outers is that the supplicant MAKES TOO MUCH MONEY. Gee Matt, maybe if you weren't such a leech at the DUmp...
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 26, 2024, 02:06:47 PM
I’m almost tempted to sign up over there to beg for help to pay for some of my medical expenses. :thatsright:
Title: Re: The Chronicles of MVD - Chapter 36: Matt Goes To The Dentist (again)
Post by: Rebel on June 26, 2024, 08:25:25 PM
Anyone know if there was a new game that just dropped?