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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on June 05, 2024, 07:39:18 PM
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AnrothElf (833 posts)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 05:50 PM
Passed an old man wearing a MAGA hat on the sidewalk...
I waited until I was right next to him, then said, clearly and confidently, "**** Trump."
And kept walking, without looking back.
A moment's pause, then "**** you!" from behind me.
"No, **** you!" back to him.
The End.
(Yes, it felt good. No, I don't give a ****.)
Damn Republicans are so uncivil.
marble falls (58,459 posts)
1. We've been quiet too long. We should all be pushing back.
Reply to AnrothElf (Original post)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 05:52 PM
Um, you have? Seems to me that all you freaks do is screech and holler... at least to each other.
Voltaire2 (13,630 posts)
2. Ah the FJB crowd is so sensitive.
Reply to AnrothElf (Original post)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 05:52 PM
*snicker*
Vogon_Glory (9,162 posts)
3. I'd set my I-phone to play "He's Guilty" from Cop Rock,
Reply to AnrothElf (Original post)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 05:54 PM
Then jack up the volume so he’d hear it. But that’s me, not you.
sure ya would, buddy. you probably sat around for 5 minutes coming up with that post. a) you don't have the balls and b) you are a DUmmie... not nearly fast enough to be effective in real time. But hey, as long as the DUmmies love you, that's all that matters.
niyad (114,595 posts)
8. Walked past a car that was leaving the parking lot at my supermarket
Reply to AnrothElf (Original post)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 06:03 PM
earlierbtoday. Flag, two t#### bumper stickers. Flipped them off, and then waved. Idiot gunned the moter. . in the parking lot.
did everyone in the parking lot clap too?
SomedayKindaLove (581 posts)
16. I've wanted to get some small swastika stickers
Reply to niyad (Reply #8)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 07:32 PM
So I can place them on Trump bumper stickers.
But don’t want to go down the rabbit hole of trying to find such an item on the internet and possibly be placed on a hate list.
nice. this particular DUmmie dreams about swastika stickers.
Seriously though, this is what it looks like when you actually start to believe your own bullsh**
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Knowing this didn't happen I did find this part amusing.
I waited until I was right next to him, then said, clearly and confidently, "**** Trump."
And kept walking, without looking back.
Even in their delusions they are cowards! :rotf:
Even if that did happen that is about the most childish exchange I can think of. I have no problem talking politics with anyone. Family, friends, or strangers. And I know it absolutely changes minds.
My boss who just went to work for another company was a rabid liberal when I met him. After working with him for 5 years, he's a solid Trump voter. It is absolutely hilarious seeing his posts on LinkedIn these days. He's all over the liberals and he's a really smart guy. Since he comes from a very liberal background when he starts debating a liberal, he knows where they're coming from and his attacks are swift. :lmao:
KC
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Passed an old man wearing a MAGA hat on the sidewalk...
I waited until I was right next to him, then said, clearly and confidently, "**** Trump."
Then he started beating me with his cane.
It just goes to show they don’t respect anyone :thatsright: :loser:
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"niyad (114,595 posts)
8. Walked past a car that was leaving the parking lot at my supermarket
Reply to AnrothElf (Original post)
Wed Jun 5, 2024, 06:03 PM
earlierbtoday. Flag, two t#### bumper stickers. Flipped them off, and then waved. Idiot gunned the moter. . in the parking lot."
Notice the very first thing that this tool is offended by on the car is the flag. Not the Trump bumper stickers, the American flag.
And yet you better not dare question the DUmmies' patriotism, or question their accusations that conservatives are the America- hating traitors!
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I'm not sure I believe this story. No cop jumping out of the bushes and everyone on the sidewalk applauding the OP.
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Passed an old man wearing a MAGA hat on the sidewalk...
I waited until I was right next to him, then said, clearly and confidently, "**** Trump."
Old man should have pulled this punks nose ring off and taught him the manners his parents failed to instill.
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DU OP is rated :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: . Just three, it's too boring and cringingly DUmp-Cred-seeking to be a full 5 :yawn: s.
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Speaking of old men, do you DUmmies realize "Pooping" is trending on X, after your boy snapped one off at the D-Day ceremony. :lmao: Jill had to whisk him away.
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Speaking of old men, do you DUmmies realize "Pooping" is trending on X, after your boy snapped one off at the D-Day ceremony. :lmao: Jill had to whisk him away.
One has to wonder if Dr.Jill gets stuck with changing Joes diapers, or if there's some poor unloved US Secret Service detail member that gets stuck with the duty/doody... :devious:
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Speaking of old men, do you DUmmies realize "Pooping" is trending on X, after your boy snapped one off at the D-Day ceremony. :lmao: Jill had to whisk him away.
SS talking into their cuffs
"Code Brown! let's move people, you know the drill."
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SomedayKindaLove (581 posts)
16. I've wanted to get some small swastika stickers
to go along with my collection of big ones.
These people are closet nazis :thatsright:
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Old man should have pulled this punks nose ring off and taught him the manners his parents failed to instill.
Or at least given him a good swift kick in the ass. :thatsright: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Passed an old man wearing a MAGA hat on the sidewalk...
I waited until I was right next to him, then said, clearly and confidently, "**** Trump."
And kept walking, without looking back.
A moment's pause, then "**** you!" from behind me.
"No, **** you!" back to him.
The End.
(Yes, it felt good. No, I don't give a ****.)
As a member on another forum once said sarcastically, "Bask in the glow of your computer screen, noble martyr". ::)
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As stupid as this post of their pushing back at the MAGA crowd/conservatives are I would love to know the stories of the many times some DUmpmonkies opens their mouth and ended up a bleeding mess on the floor/sidewalk/parking lot for getting in the face of someone that won't take their bullsh*t anymore.
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As stupid as this post of their pushing back at the MAGA crowd/conservatives are I would love to know the stories of the many times some DUmpmonkies opens their mouth and ended up a bleeding mess on the floor/sidewalk/parking lot for getting in the face of someone that won't take their bullsh*t anymore.
That has never happened. No DUmmie has ever felt the physical consequences of doing what they claim.
Why?
Because they are nothing but pu**ies. Not one of them would have the stones to do what they claim in these kindergarten bouncies. It never happened. None of it.
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DUmmies are just so full of hate.
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That has never happened. No DUmmie has ever felt the physical consequences of doing what they claim.
Why?
Because they are nothing but pu**ies. Not one of them would have the stones to do what they claim in these kindergarten bouncies. It never happened. None of it.
Yeah, I know. But if it does ever happen i hope I get to see it happen in real time.
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DUmmies need to instruct this LPC Noob in Die Kunst der :bouncy: .
The dude wearing the MAGA hat should have been open-carrying and getting into lifted coal-roller pick-up with truck nuts, plastered with "FJB" stickers, and a US and a Gadsden flag. The noob also needs to include magically-appearing applauding passersby and bushes with pre-positioned cops ready to jump out.