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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on May 28, 2024, 11:46:19 AM
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jmowreader (50,639 posts)
Verdict in the New York case
"Your Honor, we have a divided jury. Six of us say he's Guilty, two Incredibly Guilty, two ****ing Guilty, one Guilty as Hell and one So Guilty There Aren't Words To Describe It."
"Jury, you are hereby ordered to return to the jury room and unify your findings."
...ten minutes later...
"Have you reached a united verdict, foreman?"
"Your Honor, we have. We've decided he's Guilty as Hell, so say we all."
"Do you have a recommended sentence?"
"Nothing that wouldn't violate the Eighth Amendment, Your Honor, but we'll be okay with it if you give him thirty years in Sing Sing."
"What sentences that violate the Eighth Amendment did you come up with?"
"Juror Eight recommended we stuff him in a 55-gallon oil drum and throw him over Niagara Falls. We all thought that was a good idea. Juror Six recommended the guillotine, but we quashed that because none of us know how to make one and the French National Museum won't loan us theirs."
"I don't think I can go along with the oil drum idea, as creative as it is. I mean, come on. You've seen him, right? How would we get him in it?"
"How about welding two barrels together? That would work."
"It would, but I'm going to stick to your original suggestion and just put him in prison. Bailiff, record a verdict of Guilty as Hell and take him away."
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218981179
Rent free 24/7... you are not clever BTW. You come off as demented.
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With comedic talent like that he's a natural for a DMV job.
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With comedic talent like that he's a natural for a DMV job.
More likely an acting career along with all the other high school dropouts like DeNiro.
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If only there were a mirror that could show them how stupid, sick, foolish and filled with hate they are maybe they would get a conscience and be ashamed :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser: :rant:
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Makes me think that DU is collectively whistling past the graveyard.
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It's like they couldn't think of a real punchline, so they essentially just said "Guilty as hell, throw him in jail".
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DUmmie jmowreader's :jerkit:-fantasy aside, the NY jury might get the case tomorrow.
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I wonder what the suicide rate will be if Trump is found NOT GUILTY.
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I wonder what the suicide rate will be if Trump is found NOT GUILTY.
Or dying of apoplexy?
Office pool time?
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What's the crime again? Oh yeah, running as a Republican and challenging the establishment.
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What's the crime again? Oh yeah, running as a Republican and challenging the establishment. Clubbing HilLIARy like a baby seal.
:-)
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I wonder what the suicide rate will be if Trump is found NOT GUILTY.
No matter how high it is it won’t be high enough :thatsright:
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OMG,. this dummy is especially stupid - doesn't he know if he gets what he wants, Trump will win for sure? Proves printers should stay out of politics:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jim-mowreader-913b2090/
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