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Title: Breaking news
Post by: CC27 on May 09, 2024, 07:42:49 AM
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Duncanpup (12,933 posts)


Breaking news
Jesus Christ has just filed a restraining order against all Maga Christians.

Having coffee surfing twitter this made me smile.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218934774

Sorry to be a broken record posting about Duncanpup  his BS just floors me.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: FlaGator on May 09, 2024, 08:07:46 AM
To me it just demonstrates how little they know of Jesus. Even in an attempt at humor, it stresses their ignorance.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: SVPete on May 09, 2024, 09:33:05 AM
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Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 09, 2024, 01:34:37 PM
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Duncanpup (12,933 posts)


Breaking news
Jesus Christ has just filed a restraining order against all Maga Christians.

God is going to get you for that you ignorant asshole :thatsright:
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 09, 2024, 01:38:36 PM
We need an 'acting out' meter for this DUmmy.

One that doesn't peg easy, unlike DUmmy 'men'.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: Airwolf on May 09, 2024, 02:37:51 PM
It's a wonder God himself didn't strike that ass clown down with a bolt of lightning.
Title: Re: Breaking news
Post by: SVPete on May 09, 2024, 03:16:59 PM
It's a wonder God himself didn't strike that ass clown down with a bolt of lightning.

Two pastors went out for a round of golf. One of the pastors was putting poorly and kept saying, "Dammit, I missed!" when a put went awry. The other pastor kept remonstrating the he really should not use such coarse language. Finally they came to the 18th hole, and the pastor's put went astray. "Dammit, I missed!" A second tater, lightning struck 10 feet away and a loud voice boomed, DAMMIT, I missed! :-)