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Title: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: CC27 on May 08, 2024, 01:50:42 PM
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Aviation Pro (12,207 posts)

The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
It's no coincidence that Loose Banana Cannon indefinitely postponed the documents trial on the same day that Stormy Daniels cut Mother****er's flaccid penis off. All of MAGAthood thought this was just another installment of reality TV, but now they are facing the real and growing possibility that that ****ing sack of shit is going to prison.

And once President Biden is returned to office with Democratic majorities in the House and Senate the insurrectionists currently infesting Congress will be duly rounded up under the new, hyperaggressive DoJ leadership headed by AG Sally Yates.

Time to clean out the Augean Stables.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218930313

You kiss your father with that mouth?? Get a life dip shit.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 08, 2024, 02:17:47 PM
So a lying lap dancer gave irrelevant testimony that was probably not true and they think that’s going to sink Trump? I want to hear what they have to say when she’s cross examined. :thatsright:
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Airwolf on May 08, 2024, 02:20:05 PM
Talk about living in a fantasy world. I hope you enjoy the day when Trump is voted back into office because Dented Joe is going off to the home and will only be a bad memory after that.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: SVPete on May 08, 2024, 02:51:39 PM
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Aviation Pro (12,207 posts)

The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
It's no coincidence that Loose Banana Cannon indefinitely postponed the documents trial 1. on the same day that Stormy Daniels cut Mother****er's flaccid penis off 2.. All of MAGAthood thought this was just another installment of reality TV, but now they are facing the real and growing possibility that that ****ing sack of shit is going to prison 3..

And once President Biden is returned to office with Democratic majorities in the House and Senate the insurrectionists currently infesting Congress will be duly rounded up 4. under the new, hyperaggressive DoJ leadership headed by AG Sally Yates.

 1. That means that at best, from a Trump-Hater's POV, this case can't get anywhere close to a verdict until well after the election. And some of the motions and recent revelations may shut down this entire pros-sham-cution.

 2. In the real world, Creepy Porn Liar made asses of herself, Bragg & Minions, and Merchan with her porn-fiction fantasy.

 3. :jerkit:-on DUmmie Aviation Pro, :jerkit:-on .

 4. So DUmmie Aviation Pro thinks R Congress-Critters will be rounded up into concentration camps ... the way Pelosiroo and Schifftyroo and Swillwell claim Trump will do to them? ::)  ::)  ::) DUmmie Aviation Pro obviously doesn't think before posting, :rotf:  :tongue: .
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Karin on May 09, 2024, 08:44:51 AM
Bragg hasn't revealed an actual crime yet. 
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: SVPete on May 09, 2024, 09:35:08 AM
Bragg hasn't revealed an actual crime yet.

Orange Man Bad isn't a felony? Do DU-folk know this?
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 09, 2024, 01:32:11 PM
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And once President Biden is returned to office with Democratic majorities in the House and Senate the insurrectionists currently infesting Congress will be duly rounded up under the new, hyperaggressive DoJ leadership headed by AG Sally Yates.

And who are the nazis here?
(https://media.gettyimages.com/id/80440195/photo/nazi-leader-adolf-hitler-salutes-the-crowds-at-the-nuremberg-rally-marking-the-6th-party.jpg?s=612x612&w=gi&k=20&c=x8X1x6z4NrkM-WbWxP1aLI9MrTQPNIOLinqYXiWra7w=)
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 09, 2024, 01:36:00 PM
DUmmy fan fiction is on the rise.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Rebel on May 09, 2024, 02:42:51 PM
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And once President Biden is returned to office with Democratic majorities in the House and Senate the insurrectionists currently infesting Congress will be duly rounded up under the new, hyperaggressive DoJ leadership headed by AG Sally Yates.

Mother****ers, BRING IT! Stop talking; DO IT. There are a helluva lot more of us armed than you pussies. The majority of the military, vets included, are also conservative. Let's get this party started. Start trying to round us up, you weak-kneed pussies.

Apologies for the profanity, but I'm about at the end of my patience with these Damn Commie ****s.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Airwolf on May 09, 2024, 03:00:33 PM
Mother****ers, BRING IT! Stop talking; DO IT. There are a helluva lot more of us armed than you pussies. The majority of the military, vets included, are also conservative. Let's get this party started. Start trying to round us up, you weak-kneed pussies.

Apologies for the profanity, but I'm about at the end of my patience with these Damn Commie ****s.

I'm with you. I am to old to be put in the slammer so I say "Come on, Let's party".
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 09, 2024, 05:56:58 PM
As I sit here and watch those wannabe terrorists on television, waving those flags and those flares, I would love to bust out the M1A and make that head explode like a ripe melon. Teach those punks what war is all about and terrorism, put some terror in their hearts and they’ll go home to mommy with pee in their pants :rant:
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Rebel on May 09, 2024, 07:33:53 PM
As I sit here and watch those wannabe terrorists on television, waving those flags and those flares, I would love to bust out the M1A and make that head explode like a ripe melon. Teach those punks what war is all about and terrorism, put some terror in their hearts and they’ll go home to mommy with pee in their pants :rant:

**** that. Go with the M2 Carbine.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: DUmpDiver on May 09, 2024, 10:47:52 PM
**** that. Go with the M2 Carbine.

The AR-15 with banana clips is the deadliest rifle there is. I know because they told me so on MSNBC.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: 67 Rover on May 10, 2024, 07:58:46 AM
The AR-15 with banana clips is the deadliest rifle there is. I know because they told me so on MSNBC.

Too powerful, you only want to resort to the .223 if you need to explode hogs hiding behind an engine block or something.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 10, 2024, 10:31:20 AM
Bragg hasn't revealed an actual crime yet.

They want to find him guilty first then pick out some crime to claim he’s guilty of  :thatsright:
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Wineslob on May 10, 2024, 12:43:36 PM
A REAL attorney would disagree.


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wurY3LAhexg
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Airwolf on May 10, 2024, 03:03:03 PM
Something I made a long time ago when I was also on another site.
Title: Re: The Shit is Now Real for MAGAtown
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on May 11, 2024, 03:39:22 PM
So a lying lap dancer gave irrelevant testimony that was probably not true and they think that’s going to sink Trump? I want to hear what they have to say when she’s cross examined. :thatsright:
Yeah, Trump's lawyers will obliterate her lies in the cross examination!