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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 04:45:36 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3967941
Oh my.
Posted after school hours, even.
proud2Blib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 05:34 PM
Original message
Hypocrisy
If you're a conservative and you're
selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a 'game changer.'
Black teen pregnancies? A 'crisis' in black America.
White teen pregnancies? A 'blessed event.'
If you grow up in Hawaii you're 'exotic.'
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential
'American story.'
Similarly, if you name your kid Barack you're 'unpatriotic.'
Name your kid Track, you're 'colorful.'
If you're a Democrat and you make a VP pick without fully vetting the
individual you're 'reckless.' A Republican who doesn't fully vet is a
'maverick.'
If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your
organization fr om a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000
to $400,000, then become the first black President of the Harvard
Law Review,create a voter registration drive that registers 150,000
new African American voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law
professor,then spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, becoming chairman
of the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, then
spend nearly 4 years in the United States Senate representing a
state of nearly 13 million people, sponsoring 131 bills and serving
on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's
Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.
If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor
of a town with less than 7,000 people, then spend 20 months as
the governor of a state with 650,000 people, you've got the most
executive experience of anyone on either ticket, are the
Commander in Chief of the Alaska military and are well qualified
to lead the nation should you be called upon to do so because
your state is the closest state to Russia.
If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with
millions of people you are an 'arrogant celebrity'. If you are a
popular republican female candidate you are 'energizing the base'.
If you are a younger male candidate who20thinks for himself
and makes his own decisions you are 'presumptuous'. if you
are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions
you refuse to explain, you are a 'shoot from the hip' maverick.
If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are
'an elitist 'out of touch' with the real America. if you are a
legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis,
with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a hero.
If you manage a multi-million dollar nationwide campaign, you
are an 'empty suit'.If you are a part time mayor of a town of
7000 people, you are an 'experienced executive'.
If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are 'extremist'.
If you believe in creationism and don't believe global warming is man
made, you are 'strongly principled'.
If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
Christian.
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years with whom
you are raising 2 beautiful daughters you're 'risky'.
If you're a black single mother of 4 who waits for 22 hours after her
water breaks to seek medical attention, you're an irresponsible parent,
endangering the life of your unborn child.
But if you're a white married mother who waits 22 hours, you're spunky.
If you're a 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you
'First dog.'
If you're a 17-year old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the
right-wing press calls you 'beautiful' and 'courageous.'
If you kill an endangered species, you're an excellent hunter. If you have an abortion you're not a christian, you're a murderer (forget about if it happens while being date raped).
If you teach abstinence only in sex education, you get teen parents.
If you teach responsible age appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society.
This is new, only two primitives having noticed the bonfire.
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proud2Blib
Hypocrisy
pround2Blib, let me explain something to you in terms that someone as simple-minded as you can understand: If I want hypocrisy, all I gotta do is read your posts and those of your fellow DUmmies. And on top of your hypocrisy, you make things up as though they're fact and then openly reveal your stupidity by repeating them for the world to see. Other than that, you're filled with hate.
Keep it up.
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Honesty is just never their strong point, is it? ::) ::)
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If you post on DU you're intelligent and reality based.
If you post else where you're obsessed with DU.</du>
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Seeing people who Try To Be Relevant is like watching a really major traffic collision.
You know it is awful, but it is hard to look away.
False dichotomies: kids, don't let this happen to you.
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Oh, wow. SO many things to pick apart. Let's start with...
If you are a candidate with a Harvard law degree you are
'an elitist 'out of touch' with the real America. if you are a
legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis,
with multiple disciplinary infractions you are a hero
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Too easy! :lmao: Gosh, John Kerry was enough of a hero for you. Talk about hypocrisy. Lemme clue you in: McCain's demerits in Annapolis may be a punchline, but it's hardly what makes him a hero in our eyes.
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If you believe in creationism and don't believe global warming is man
made, you are 'strongly principled' correct.
Fixed.
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If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your
organization fr om a staff of 1 to 13
You know what... you're right. Now that I've learned Obama has commanded a staff of 13, I'm ready to hand him the keys to the White House. :bow:
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If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your
organization fr om a staff of 1 to 13
You know what... you're right. Now that I've learned Obama has commanded a staff of 13, I'm ready to hand him the keys to the White House. :bow:
I know a guy who grew his organization to 100 people in just over four years. I guess he's qualified to be king of the world. :thumbs:
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If you suck a turd out of jukin's ass he won't even give you a napkin to wipe your mouth.
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Ah yes, the jealousy and self-inflicted angst of a DUmmy - the gift that just keeps on giving.