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Title: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: CC27 on February 07, 2024, 07:33:53 AM: Quote
zanana1 (5,998 posts)

Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Woke up choking. I didn't know those cute little things could be health hazards.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181964411

DUmmies can't walk and chew gum at the same time.
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: DefiantSix on February 07, 2024, 07:57:03 AM: Should we consider this a step up from Chee-tos, DUm'Rat?
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: FlaGator on February 07, 2024, 08:50:09 AM: Eating while sleeping... Brilliant! Genius
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: SVPete on February 07, 2024, 10:00:02 AM: Quote
I didn't know those cute little things could be health hazards.

More accurately, Cheez-Its and dope are a bad combination.
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: jukin on February 07, 2024, 11:44:02 AM: Time to sue Big Cracker DUmbass DUchebag.

WARNING CHEEZE-ITZ CAN BE DANGEROUS AND A CHOKING HAZARD TO CHILDREN UNDER 3 AND YOUR TYPICAL ADULT DEMOCRAT VOTER.
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 07, 2024, 12:49:47 PM: Quote from: jukin on February 07, 2024, 11:44:02 AM
Time to sue Big Cracker DUmbass DUchebag.

WARNING CHEEZE-ITZ CAN BE DANGEROUS AND A CHOKING HAZARD TO CHILDREN UNDER 3 AND YOUR TYPICAL ADULT DEMOCRAT VOTER.

Don’t laugh that will be the next warning label on the box! Once you visit the dump, it’s amazing to see how many stupid people there are out there
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 07, 2024, 02:43:53 PM: How typical...blame the harmless cheeze-it instead of the actions that changed it from harmless to a choking hazard.

In my view, this is proof that these people are too stupid to live, and only misplaced favor from lady luck intervenes in what would otherwise be natural selection.
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: DUmpDiver on February 07, 2024, 03:27:10 PM: How did Einstein know that The DUmp would come to fruition?

""The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: FlaGator on February 08, 2024, 07:47:37 AM: How do you fall asleep with a cheeze-it in your mouth that doesn't involve the heavy consumption of alcohol?
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: 67 Rover on February 08, 2024, 08:14:48 AM: Quote from: FlaGator on February 08, 2024, 07:47:37 AM
How do you fall asleep with a cheeze-it in your mouth that doesn't involve the heavy consumption of alcohol?

Another Kephra in the making.
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 08, 2024, 04:05:30 PM: Are you absolutely sure it was a Cheez it? :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Fell asleep with a Cheeze-It in my mouth.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 08, 2024, 06:03:17 PM: Quote from: FlaGator on February 08, 2024, 07:47:37 AM
How do you fall asleep with a cheeze-it in your mouth that doesn't involve the heavy consumption of alcohol?

I think we would be amazed and perhaps even sickened, were we to know all the different things that DUmmies have fallen asleep with in their mouths.