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Title: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: bijou on September 10, 2008, 12:07:04 PM
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AnnieBW  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-09-08 10:06 PM
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Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
 Advertisements [?]Since Miss Mooseburger has allowed the hunting of wolves and bears from helicopters in Alaska, I'm wondering if we should enlist the Wolf and Bear Spirits to help defeat her? I would guess that those spirits are pretty pissed off about the slaughter of their brothers and sisters.

Anyone who works with these spirits have any ideas?
 
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=262x2047)

 :mental:
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 10, 2008, 12:08:44 PM
Wow, someone watched one too many episodes of Bravestarr as a kid...
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2008, 12:09:24 PM
Paging FlippyDoo . . . (Damn, he must be really busy lately!)
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2008, 12:10:26 PM
Why is DUmmy AnnieBW ignoring the salmon spirits? She sounds like a fishist to me.
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 12:11:37 PM
Sounds like they need a dose of Captain Planet!!!!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LET3nCX8x0[/youtube]


 :lmao:  :rotf:
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Lord Undies on September 10, 2008, 12:18:23 PM
Should we call on the spirit of 40 million murdered babies to rise up against those who value wolves and bears over their humanity?

Talk about an explosion of the spirits!
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: USA4ME on September 10, 2008, 12:21:01 PM
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AnnieBW

Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger

Since Miss Mooseburger has allowed the hunting of wolves and bears from helicopters in Alaska, I'm wondering if we should enlist the Wolf and Bear Spirits to help defeat her? I would guess that those spirits are pretty pissed off about the slaughter of their brothers and sisters.

Anyone who works with these spirits have any ideas?

Here I am!!

(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b22/Derurasu/manbearpig.png)

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Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 12:23:32 PM
Should we call on the spirit of 40 million murdered babies to rise up against those who value wolves and bears over their humanity?

Talk about an explosion of the spirits!

I thought John Edwards already used that gimmick.
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 12:26:25 PM
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Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 12:33:40 PM
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Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 10, 2008, 12:41:09 PM
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Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 10, 2008, 12:41:33 PM
Why is DUmmy AnnieBW ignoring the salmon spirits? She sounds like a fishist to me.

I dunno, I suspect the salmon spirits might not be all that comfortable working with the bear spirits.

 :-)
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 10, 2008, 01:34:49 PM
BEAR: So there I was totally shredding this baby seal when an kiler whale--I'm sorry--I mean orca busts through the ice and tries to steal my kill.

*electronic chirping*

Ah, hol-on I gotta take this one.

*opens phone*

Bear here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

And what do you want me to do about it?

Naw.

Dude, I don't play politics, OK. I'm like totally an animal nature spirit I just channel the world vibes. I'm above temporal conerns of party politics because I am beyond time and space itself. Hence the term SUPERnatural...DUH!

What?

No.

I don't care. I hunt moose myself--I'M A ****ING BEAR you twit! It's going to take more than some stupid pun to invoke my awesome, gnrly powers. Now get the **** off my phone. This shit is costing me minutes.

And stay away from the bong. I'm tired of you calling me in the middle of the night beause you're too stoned to remember who the **** you're talking to. Call Sloth spirit if you want someone to bring you munchies.
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Donpeyote on September 10, 2008, 01:41:44 PM
 Teh libs have gone from San Franpsycho  values  to Mount Shasta Values ? :rotf:
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 01:42:21 PM
BEAR: So there I was totally shredding this baby seal when an kiler whale--I'm sorry--I mean orca busts through the ice and tries to steal my kill.

*electronic chirping*

Ah, hol-on I gotta take this one.

*opens phone*

Bear here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

And what do you want me to do about it?

Naw.

Dude, I don't play politics, OK. I'm like totally an animal nature spirit I just channel the world vibes. I'm above temporal conerns of party politics because I am beyond time and space itself. Hence the term SUPERnatural...DUH!

What?

No.

I don't care. I hunt moose myself--I'M A ****ING BEAR you twit! It's going to take more than some stupid pun to invoke my awesome, gnrly powers. Now get the **** off my phone. This shit is costing me minutes.

And stay away from the bong. I'm tired of you calling me in the middle of the night beause you're too stoned to remember who the **** you're talking to. Call Sloth spirit if you want someone to bring you munchies.

H5!
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2008, 02:38:01 PM
BEAR: So there I was totally shredding this baby seal when an kiler whale--I'm sorry--I mean orca busts through the ice and tries to steal my kill.

*electronic chirping*

Ah, hol-on I gotta take this one.

*opens phone*

Bear here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

And what do you want me to do about it?

Naw.

Dude, I don't play politics, OK. I'm like totally an animal nature spirit I just channel the world vibes. I'm above temporal conerns of party politics because I am beyond time and space itself. Hence the term SUPERnatural...DUH!

What?

No.

I don't care. I hunt moose myself--I'M A ****ING BEAR you twit! It's going to take more than some stupid pun to invoke my awesome, gnrly powers. Now get the **** off my phone. This shit is costing me minutes.

And stay away from the bong. I'm tired of you calling me in the middle of the night beause you're too stoned to remember who the **** you're talking to. Call Sloth spirit if you want someone to bring you munchies.

H5!

 :lmao: :rotf:

H5!
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: FlaGator on September 10, 2008, 03:20:28 PM
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AnnieBW  (1000+ posts)      Tue Sep-09-08 10:06 PM
Original message
Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
 Advertisements [?]Since Miss Mooseburger has allowed the hunting of wolves and bears from helicopters in Alaska, I'm wondering if we should enlist the Wolf and Bear Spirits to help defeat her? I would guess that those spirits are pretty pissed off about the slaughter of their brothers and sisters.

Anyone who works with these spirits have any ideas?
 
link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=262x2047)

 :mental:

I pretty certain that the the spirits are pissed off because they didn't get a chance to eat their brothers and sisters after someone in a helicopter provided a free meal.
Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: miskie on September 10, 2008, 04:35:13 PM
(http://www.badgerwest.com/images/SilverWolfVodkaLabel.jpg) & (http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics400/bigbearbottles.jpg) ?

Those DUmmies are into real high quality booze - makes Boone's Farm and MD2020 seem like Champagne.

Title: Re: Calling on Wolf and Bear Spirits to defeat McMooseburger
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2008, 05:03:04 PM
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DUmmies are into real high quality booze - makes Boone's Farm and MD2020 seem like Champagne.


Hey!! Lay off Boone's Farm!!
http://www.bumwine.com/others.html