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Title: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: bijou on September 10, 2008, 11:57:46 AM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-10-08 12:27 PM
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TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
 Advertisements [?]Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 12:30 PM by lonestarnot
HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS! AND IT HAS TO DO WITH PRESCRIPTION DRUGS! Can't say more! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE WASHINGTON POST!
 
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Alter Ego (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-10-08 12:27 PM
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1. AAAAGGGG
 *head explodes, is 900 pounds*
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3964070&mesg_id=3964070
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thecorrection  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-10-08 12:49 PM
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+++ Anyone watching LONESTARNOT's 'breaking news' +++
 Advertisements [?]Claims are that it will be breaking in WaPo, it has to do with McShame and prescription drugs and it will hit today.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7015203
Speculation of the basest kind runs riot.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: mamacags on September 10, 2008, 12:00:27 PM
What!?!?!?  Did Walmart make even more prescription drugs $4?!??!?!  Maybe the morons at DU are going to say Piper Palin is on drugs?  That is about the class and intelligence they have there.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: delilahmused on September 10, 2008, 12:01:05 PM
So does this mean we're going to get to have Palin at the TOP of the ticket?!!!! Why that calls for a Howard Dean rebel yell!!!!

Cindie
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2008, 12:02:54 PM
Awh shiite DUmmie. Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning. My # is 1-800-THE-DUMP
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 10, 2008, 12:12:38 PM
I am sure Woodward is keeping this "McCain + Alzheimer drugs" headline close to the vest instead of running it on page 1 on a Wednesday.  ::)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: terry on September 10, 2008, 12:13:59 PM
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meegbear  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-10-08 12:28 PM
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6. You're finally getting yours ...
   
and they'll help you stop making vague posts?

 :lmao:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 12:15:31 PM
{looking for the Charlie Brown football Youtube clip...}
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 12:27:58 PM
FITZMAS! Is it Fitzmas?!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 12:30:12 PM
FITZMAS! Is it Fitzmas?!

24 business hours more -- be patient.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: jendf on September 10, 2008, 12:30:50 PM
:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

TOAST! LEGS! TIDE TURNING!!ONE1!

 :ohnoes:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 12:32:31 PM
I found an old story form 2000...

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McCain's Double Standard: Hawk In The Drug War, Yet His Wife Got No Penalty
by Stanton Peele  
  
Much has been made of allegations of possible youthful use of illegal drugs by Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush. Meanwhile, his chief GOP opponent, Arizona Sen. John McCain, has admitted that his wife not only illegally used drugs but walked away from criminal charges. The McCains have worked to make Cindy McCain's addiction into a political asset--despite the fact that she stole the drugs from a charity she directed and used them while mothering four young children.

In 1994, Mrs. McCain admitted that she had solicited prescriptions for painkillers from physicians who worked for an international charity that she founded, the American Voluntary Medical Team. She then filled the prescriptions in the names of her staff.
 


 :whatever:

It's re-released in this lefty website today.

link (http://www.commondreams.org/views/021400-102.htm)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 10, 2008, 12:47:31 PM
His WIFE?  That's all they freakin' got?!?!? They're insane if they think this kind of scum-sucking is going to trun anyone off.  Who the Hell do they think the Betty Ford Clinic was named for, anyway?  America loves a redemption story and there is as much of that in this tale as there is of scandal.  Better yet, as a Senator, they can't claim McCain himself was in any position to directly affect a damned thing about any such dusty investigation at the time.

Tsk, tsk DUmmies.  You have once again proven to be....The Weakest Link!

 :loser:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: BEG on September 10, 2008, 12:47:31 PM
I found an old story form 2000...

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McCain's Double Standard: Hawk In The Drug War, Yet His Wife Got No Penalty
by Stanton Peele  
  
Much has been made of allegations of possible youthful use of illegal drugs by Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush. Meanwhile, his chief GOP opponent, Arizona Sen. John McCain, has admitted that his wife not only illegally used drugs but walked away from criminal charges. The McCains have worked to make Cindy McCain's addiction into a political asset--despite the fact that she stole the drugs from a charity she directed and used them while mothering four young children.

In 1994, Mrs. McCain admitted that she had solicited prescriptions for painkillers from physicians who worked for an international charity that she founded, the American Voluntary Medical Team. She then filled the prescriptions in the names of her staff.
 


 :whatever:

It's re-released in this lefty website today.

link (http://www.commondreams.org/views/021400-102.htm)

When the DUer said drugs I immediately thought this was about Cindy McCain.   Yawn, try again DU'ers.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 12:50:52 PM
You mean an 8-year-old story of a woman who used to have a problem with prescription drugs who happens to be married to a candidate WON'T bring down the entire republican party??????


 :bawl:


 :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 12:52:40 PM
You mean an 8-year-old story of a woman who used to have a problem with prescription drugs who happens to be married to a candidate WON'T bring down the entire republican party??????


 :bawl:


 :-)

No, it will bring down the entire Right Wing!!!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: terry on September 10, 2008, 12:52:51 PM
You mean an 8-year-old story of a woman who used to have a problem with prescription drugs who happens to be married to a candidate WON'T bring down the entire republican party??????


 :bawl:


 :-)

Really.  This has already been kicked around quite a bit on other boards.

This can't be the 'breaking' new story, can it?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 10, 2008, 12:53:03 PM
This story is toast! McCain has legs!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Texacon on September 10, 2008, 12:57:06 PM
Will this get more air play than the 'O' and NON prescription drugs?

Oh, wait .... maybe this is about McCain buying some shit off the street back in the day and Obama was his dealer?

KC
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 12:58:27 PM

Really.  This has already been kicked around quite a bit on other boards.

This can't be the 'breaking' new story, can it?

I googled "McCain Drugs" and this was the first story. The release was dated today. I have no idea whether it is or not. But it DOES fit the DUmmie wishful profile.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 01:03:37 PM
That story is far from new and was even mentioned on the special Fox aired on McCain last weekend.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 01:08:05 PM
Funny thing is, today is the anniversary the Bush memos were proven fakes, according to Little Green Footballs (http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/31214_Happy_Anniversary_Throbbing_Memo!).
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Kasha on September 10, 2008, 01:14:53 PM
Sorry lonestarnot. The National Enquirer beat you to it.

PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407)

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The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

 THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed.  “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

More shocking allegations from paid unnamed sources at the link. :whatever:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: delilahmused on September 10, 2008, 01:19:43 PM
Sorry lonestarnot. The National Enquirer beat you to it.

PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407)

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The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

 THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed.  “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

More shocking allegations from paid unnamed sources at the link. :whatever:

The "scandal" the DUmmies are referring to are supposedly about McCain, not Palin. I know the shit is being flung so rapidly it's hard to keep track of who they're flinging it at.

Cindie
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 01:22:10 PM
Isn't it like 2:20 p.m. eastern time now?

And didn't the lonely star idiot primitive say "1:30," which one assumes means eastern time?

Where's the story?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 01:24:36 PM
Isn't it like 2:20 p.m. eastern time now?

And didn't the lonely star idiot primitive say "1:30," which one assumes means eastern time?

Where's the story?

Furthermore, he specified that it would be in the Washington (Com)Post, further justifying your assessment that he meant EDT.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Texacon on September 10, 2008, 01:31:35 PM
Uhhhhg.

This just in from the Washington Post.

Breaking News

It is reported that John McCain used Viagara without a prescription and had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours .... it appears he DID NOT REPORT IT OR SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

We're toast.  Just don't even bother to vote.

KC
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 01:31:56 PM
Well, Hell, it's past 1:30 p.m. central time now, and 2:30 p.m. eastern time.

No story.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 10, 2008, 01:34:44 PM

yep.  it's becoming late afternoon, and the fan is still shitless. :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: bijou on September 10, 2008, 01:37:20 PM

yep.  it's becoming late afternoon, and the fan is still shitless. :-)
Really? I would never have predicted that when I posted the thread.  :innocent:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 01:40:48 PM
Uhhhhg.

This just in from the Washington Post.

Breaking News

It is reported that John McCain used Viagara without a prescription and had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours .... it appears he DID NOT REPORT IT OR SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

We're toast.  Just don't even bother to vote.

KC

(http://thevirtuousrepublic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/79235932_l-1.jpg)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Texacon on September 10, 2008, 01:45:02 PM
Uhhhhg.

This just in from the Washington Post.

Breaking News

It is reported that John McCain used Viagara without a prescription and had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours .... it appears he DID NOT REPORT IT OR SEE A DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

We're toast.  Just don't even bother to vote.

KC

(http://thevirtuousrepublic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/79235932_l-1.jpg)

hahahahahaha  Ya gotta love smilin' Bob!

KC
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 01:51:30 PM
Well, Hell.

It's now 1:50 p.m. central time, meaning it's ten minutes to 3:00 p.m. eastern time.

Nothing.  No story.

Something was promised one hour and twenty minutes ago.

I wonder if the lonely star idiot primitive is taking any grief on Skins's island yet.

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 01:53:44 PM
Well, Hell.

It's now 1:50 p.m. central time, meaning it's ten minutes to 3:00 p.m. eastern time.

Nothing.  No story.

Something was promised one hour and twenty minutes ago.

I wonder if the lonely star idiot primitive is taking any grief on Skins's island yet.



2:53 EDT -- fan continues to be aggressively sans merde.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: jtyangel on September 10, 2008, 02:00:49 PM
This story is toast! McCain has legs!

 :o :ohnoes: :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: ScubaGuy on September 10, 2008, 02:11:05 PM
Could just be a elaborate bouncy setup.

Big news coming, really really big.

OMG! At the last minute Rove had the story squashed and my soucre has disappeared!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: mamacags on September 10, 2008, 02:11:06 PM
Maybe they finally found pictures of Obama smoking crack with that guy who claims to have had a gay affair with him. :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 02:12:25 PM
Well, Hell.

It's now 1:50 p.m. central time, meaning it's ten minutes to 3:00 p.m. eastern time.

Nothing.  No story.

Something was promised one hour and twenty minutes ago.

I wonder if the lonely star idiot primitive is taking any grief on Skins's island yet.



2:53 EDT -- fan continues to be aggressively sans merde.


You know, it's a good thing I learned my lesson from the Bostonian Drunkard, on May 12, 2006.

That whole day, I sat at the computer, wearing out the left-hand side of the computer mouse constantly "refreshing" internet sites, looking for the story of the indictment of Karl Rove. 

I did that from about 6:00 a.m. central time until a little past 5:00 p.m. central time.

I was stiff from sitting all day in front of the computer, and my right-handed index finger got sprained, from constantly maneuvering the computer mouse.

That's one of the secondary reasons for my, uh, mild dislike of the Bostonian Drunkard.

This time, I'm doing things other than sitting in front of the computer, and checking only sporadically.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 02:16:27 PM
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YOY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-10-08 12:54 PM
Response to Reply #72
87. Nope. She says it's about McCain and not Palin or her Palindromes
   
n/t
Calling the kids Palindromes is almost too clever for DU, is this a mole?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 02:20:01 PM
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YOY  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 12:54 PM
Response to Reply #72

87. Nope. She says it's about McCain and not Palin or her Palindromes


Calling the kids Palindromes is almost too clever for DU, is this a mole?

My God, sir, you seem to be right.

That is half a mile too clever for a primitive to devise.

However, YOY is a bona fide primitive, an authentic primitive, and so one must conclude that sometimes by sheer accident and chance, primitives can do a bon mot.

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: terry on September 10, 2008, 02:27:40 PM
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cbayer  DU Moderator Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Sep-10-08 03:05 PM
Response to Original message
211. Locking
   
Please do not spam the board with repetitive messages.

cbayer
DU Moderator

Looks like Mod cbayer isn't buying.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 10, 2008, 02:31:12 PM
3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

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Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: bijou on September 10, 2008, 02:33:55 PM
3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Quote
Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1
:lmao: H5
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 02:34:34 PM
No giddy happy dance yet?


Damn...


Carry on.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 02:35:55 PM
I'm reminded of the Halloween classic "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

Poor Linus lonestarnut.....

(http://www.firstanimationart.com/sitebuilder/images/PEA_Welcome_Great_Pumpkin-345x255.jpg)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 10, 2008, 02:45:12 PM
3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Quote
Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1

 :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

I'm now having co-workers ask me what the Hell I'm reading.

H5!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 02:47:54 PM
IT HAS BROKEN!!!!

CAROL FOWLER SAYS THAT PALIN'S PRIMARY QUALIFICATION IS SHE (PALIN) DIDN'T HAVE AN ABORTION!!!!!

OH NOOS!  WE AM TOAST!

 
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 02:49:01 PM
3 PM and nothing y...wait, what's this I see?

From TruthOut:

Quote
Sources within the McCain campaign have revealed a much darker side of the presidential candidate. Police reports indicate that on the night of May 15th, 2006 Karl Rove was visited by three ghosts that he called the ghosts of Fitzmas past, present, and future. Three hours later, he was seen running towards John McCain's house wearing a toga and carrying a large duffel bag.

An hour later, a report came in of a large fire along with screaming. Police were called to investigate and what they saw filled them with horror. In the back yard was a huge bronze statue of the cow god Moolor, and in front was a smoldering brazier containing all kinds of prescription drugs, along with what appears to be several burnt rabbit and garden fairy carcasses, and several slices of toast.

Several witnesses say that the drugs came from numerous users of the web forum Democratic Underground, a site filled with the dregs of society. Reports say that Rove opened a PO box, set up a fake charity, and registered on Democratic Underground (DU) under a false name, and told them to donate their prescription drugs to his charity. "They would be put into a magic box, and if you wish hard enough, the bong spirits will grant your with and Rove will be convicted in 24 business hours".

Three days later, every cow within a fifty mile radius walked into the streets and blocked traffic for hours, while the trees began to uproot themselves and throw their rotting fruit at any car with a Kerry bumper sticker. There were also isolated reports of furniture laughing at anyone possessing at least one bong.

This is HUGE! McCain is definitely toast now!!1

There ain't no H5 big enough for that one!!!

Fantastic!

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: thundley4 on September 10, 2008, 02:55:43 PM
IT HAS BROKEN!!!!

CAROL FOWLER SAYS THAT PALIN'S PRIMARY QUALIFICATION IS SHE (PALIN) DIDN'T HAVE AN ABORTION!!!!!

OH NOOS!  WE AM TOAST!

 

I'm watching Shep Smith talk about it.  One reason for liking him is that he calls BS on these a-holes when he sees it.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2008, 02:58:55 PM
As I type, the shit is literally hitting the fan. There's a spreader truck in my pasture spreading turkey litter. "Turkey Litter" is government speak for turkey shit.

It's beginning to smell like a democrat convention around here.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 03:11:08 PM
As I type, the shit is literally hitting the fan. There's a spreader truck in my pasture spreading turkey litter. "Turkey Litter" is government speak for turkey shit.

It's beginning to smell like a democrat convention around here.

With or without the hippie BO stench and rancid bong water aromas?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: FlaGator on September 10, 2008, 03:15:32 PM
Well I'm rather disappointed. I fell for another DU breaking news post  :thatsright:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 03:31:49 PM
Well I'm rather disappointed. I fell for another DU breaking news post  :thatsright:

Just goes to show you that getting your breaking news through the Democrat Underground is DUmb.  :tongue: :rotf: :lmao:

(Jeee-zus, I crack myself up.)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: whiffleball on September 10, 2008, 04:01:02 PM
Ha!  This is the thread that brought me to CC today.  The DUmp is having deja vu all over again for the umpteenth time.  It's hilarious to watch as usual! :rotf:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: miskie on September 10, 2008, 04:16:48 PM
Toast ? Legs ? Hello ???  Bueller ???

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 04:18:12 PM
Toast ? Legs ? Hello ???  Bueller ???



Hmmm...

(http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/al/alaskan-30cm-brushed-nickel-fan.jpg)

Pretty clean as of 5:18 PM EDT.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 04:29:21 PM
Still nothing?

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 10, 2008, 04:30:44 PM
Nada.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 04:36:37 PM
It may have already been reported but is so super-duper top secret that the report was only made telepathically.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 10, 2008, 04:38:54 PM
It may have already been reported but is so super-duper top secret that the report was only made telepathically.
Maybe those guys were Atman's ninja lawyers.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 04:40:56 PM
It may have already been reported but is so super-duper top secret that the report was only made telepathically.
Maybe those guys were Atman's ninja lawyers.

I wonder if Teh Obamessiah's disciples have the text-message information delivery system perfected yet?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 04:48:19 PM
The primitives seem to be miffed.

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shadowknows69  (1000+ posts)         Wed Sep-10-08 05:16 PM
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When you cry wolf you destroy your future credibility
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Discuss.

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Wagons are circled though.

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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2008, 04:53:35 PM
It's a bad afternoon for DUmmy lonestarnot, whose stupidity is on display after 30,000 page views, but also for DUmmy Raven's alcoholic offspring. After letting things cool down for over two years, and seeing the monkeys of the DUmp sorely in need of his pompous, gaseous counsel during the election season, it's falling apart. The few DUmmies capable of memory are reminding the rest of the DUmp about "24 business hours", repeatedly mentioning "Fitzmas", and have even slandered poor DUmmy lonestarnot with Pitt comparisons.  I imagine that's humiliating for both DUmmy Pitt and Dummy lonestarnot.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on September 10, 2008, 04:55:00 PM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-10-08 12:27 PM
Original message
TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
It looks like it's happening now, except that it's your fan that's getting hit. Now, if you don't mind (or even if you do)...

(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/561/agentsmun3.jpg)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: LC EFA on September 10, 2008, 05:16:04 PM

Has it been 24 business hours yet ?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 05:31:16 PM

Has it been 24 business hours yet ?


Not yet.  18:30 EDT and fan only has dust fuzz.  No signs of defecation.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 10, 2008, 05:32:14 PM
:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

TOAST! LEGS! TIDE TURNING!!ONE1!

 :ohnoes:
Yes? :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 05:44:36 PM
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texasleo  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-10-08 06:34 PM
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So, like, what was the huge story about McCain and prescription drugs?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3968521

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cbayer   (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-10-08 06:36 PM
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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 05:52:12 PM
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texasleo  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-10-08 06:34 PM
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So, like, what was the huge story about McCain and prescription drugs?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3968521

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cbayer   (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-10-08 06:36 PM
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He needs:

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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 05:57:15 PM
The plot thickens..

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Lucky 13  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-10-08 06:44 PM
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FWIW... I placed some calls to try to confirm the "big" story rumor.
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One was to my reporter/friend at the Baltimore Sun who covers politics. The other was to my reporter/friend at the Washington Post who covers local DC stuff.

They both said the same thing. Their newsrooms are buzzing about a big story that the Post has brewing on McCain. I pushed further and said, "The rumor I've heard has to do with Alzheimer's." The Sun reporter said, "I'm hearing the same thing." The Post reporter played coy then quickly changed the subject.

So there. I tried to get some actual facts about what was happening, but this is the best I could do. Obviously nothing definitive, but I believe SOMETHING is going on and that lonestarnot will be proven right in the next 24 hours.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3968618

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Juniperx  (1000+ posts)         Wed Sep-10-08 06:49 PM
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12. My sources are saying the same...
   I wasn't given a time frame, but one source said he was waiting for a third mode of confirmation. On anything truly major, he gets a lot of confirmations from different sources before he runs with a story.

Don't get me wrong, I never doubted lonestarnot... she's not one to get her feathers ruffled over nothing. I just wanted to try to help verify.

Sounds more like setting up an escape hatch for the lone star nut. :-)

On edit..

I just went back to that thread and it has exploded faster then the big bang thing they were talking about.
A fair number of skeptics but even more who are now running off in that direction like lemmings towards a cliff. :rotf:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: InfamousAndy on September 10, 2008, 06:07:40 PM
You know, it just hit me!  What is the best way to build DU 'street cred'?  Claim that you have inside information that'll make all your Obamagasmic dreams come true, and then claim that the story was 'buried' - that you and your friend were threatened by the scary men in the black SUVs and that you can no longer release the story for fear of your personal safety.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 06:12:37 PM
You know, it just hit me!  What is the best way to build DU 'street cred'?  Claim that you have inside information that'll make all your Obamagasmic dreams come true, and then claim that the story was 'buried' - that you and your friend were threatened by the scary men in the black SUVs and that you can no longer release the story for fear of your personal safety.

It worked for William Ditch.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 06:23:07 PM
Leopold/Pitt all over again.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: NHSparky on September 10, 2008, 06:26:24 PM
Sorry lonestarnot. The National Enquirer beat you to it.

PALIN FAMILY SHOCKERS: WHAT SARAH'S REALLY HIDING (http://www.nationalenquirer.com/_palin_family_shockers_what_sarahs_really_hiding/celebrity/65407)

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The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Sarah's oldest son, Track, was addicted to the power drug OxyContin for nearly the past two years, snorting it, eating it, smoking it and even injecting it. And as Track, 19, heads to Iraq as part of the U.S. armed forces, Sarah and her husband Todd were powerless to stop his wild antics, detailed in the new issue of The ENQUIRER, which goes on sale today.

 THE ENQUIRER also has exclusive details about Track's use of other drugs, including cocaine, and his involvement in a notorious local vandalism incident.

“I’ve partied with him (Track) for years,” a source disclosed.  “I’ve seen him snort cocaine, snort and smoke OxyContin, drink booze and smoke weed.”

More shocking allegations from paid unnamed sources at the link. :whatever:

And yet he beat the whiz quiz EVERY ****IN TIME.  Kid's either a genius to beat them or the Enquirer is full of shit.

And having been a guest of Uncle Sam's Canoe Club and his random "Bottle-of-the-Month" club, I'm kinda leaning towards the latter.  I'm guessing these mouth-breathers don't even know they piss-test at MEPS when you DEP in.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: DixieBelle on September 10, 2008, 06:41:35 PM
National Enquirer hounds John Edwards for months. Silence on DU.

National Enquirer does a hit piece without a named source or solid evidence. DUmpgasm.

The shit hit the fan all right. The DUmmies just forgot which way it was pointed.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Crazy Horse on September 10, 2008, 06:53:14 PM
Man i have all this shit waiting to throw at the fan and nothing.................nothing dammit.

It's starting to smell................though not as bad as a smelly ANSWER hippie ****wad
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2008, 06:57:07 PM
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cbayer   (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-10-08 07:43 PM
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137. Locking
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We appreciate your understanding and assistance.

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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 10, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
Leopold/Pitt all over again.

they are either anticipating the next huge, series storey, or insisting that it has toast and jam.  100% of the time.  there are only 3 or 4 different threads at DU, if you think about it, but a thousand very tiny variations.

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 08:46:36 PM
Leopold/Pitt all over again.

they are either anticipating the next huge, series storey, or insisting that it has toast and jam.  100% of the time.  there are only 3 or 4 different threads at DU, if you think about it, but a thousand very tiny variations.


They have never fully recovered from the events of 5-12-06. And all of us had front-row seats.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 10, 2008, 08:49:45 PM
Leopold/Pitt all over again.

they are either anticipating the next huge, series storey, or insisting that it has toast and jam.  100% of the time.  there are only 3 or 4 different threads at DU, if you think about it, but a thousand very tiny variations.


They have never fully recovered from the events of 5-12-06. And all of us had front-row seats.

most of those people haven't recovered from the traumatic events of breakfast that morning. :whatever: :uhsure: :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 10, 2008, 09:22:04 PM
National Enquirer hounds John Edwards for months. Silence on DU.

National Enquirer does a hit piece without a named source or solid evidence. DUmpgasm.

The shit hit the fan all right. The DUmmies just forgot which way it was pointed.

This might be my favorite post of the night!  :lmao:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:26:32 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 09:27:16 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

In a word: No.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Red October on September 10, 2008, 09:28:58 PM
Extra, extra!  Read all about it:

Palin Family Shocker:  TRAP IS THE FATHER OF REILLE HUNTER'S BABY!!!  Called John Edwards "a really bad lay."  No evidence to confirm anything as of yet, proof of Cheney's involvement... more details to come as smoke fills my lungs...
 
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Willow on September 10, 2008, 09:37:33 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

In a word: No.



Thanking You!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 10, 2008, 09:44:18 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

awww, reading the posts while awaiting the fan to receive the shit was fun. :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 10:09:38 PM
3 2 1....

Sibilance Sibilance.

Is this thing on? Guys?  You back in the back of the auditorium, can you hear me OK?

Great.

23:08 EDT -- FAN STILL SHITLESS.

Thanks guys -- pack it up and let's call it a night.  I'll buy the first round if you get to Dewey's in 20 minutes.

Good Night!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Red October on September 10, 2008, 10:15:33 PM
Hold on!  I've found it!!!

Quote
Sarah Palin Has Cooties

Poor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.

Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties.

Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices  thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers.

No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys.  Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2008/09/sarah-palin-has.html

There you have it, folks.   :rotf:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 10, 2008, 10:19:37 PM
Hold on!  I've found it!!!

Quote
Sarah Palin Has Cooties

Poor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.

Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties.

Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices  thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers.

No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys.  Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2008/09/sarah-palin-has.html

There you have it, folks.   :rotf:

that's it.  the race is over.  we can never win over the anti-cootie voters.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Lord Undies on September 10, 2008, 10:23:40 PM
Hold on!  I've found it!!!

Quote
Sarah Palin Has Cooties

Poor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.

Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties.

Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices  thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers.

No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys.  Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2008/09/sarah-palin-has.html

There you have it, folks.   :rotf:

that's it.  the race is over.  we can never win over the anti-cootie voters.

This does not bode well.  Most of the country, especially the redneck fundies, are diehard CCC cootyists. 
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 10:41:06 PM
CRAP!

The cooties!!

I was hoping they wouldn't catch on.

And here is Sarah Palin in AK (live) and she completely ignoring the cooties thing.

Her legs are toast.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris on September 10, 2008, 10:42:28 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 10:44:05 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!

BS for you!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris on September 10, 2008, 10:45:51 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!

BS for you!

Yeah, I figured I got beat to it.

I will accept your BS.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2008, 10:50:02 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!

BS for you!

Yeah, I figured I got beat to it.

I will accept your BS.

Now, prepare for the paddle board!

;)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Lauri on September 10, 2008, 10:57:02 PM
Hold on!  I've found it!!!

Quote
Sarah Palin Has Cooties

Poor Repuglikkkans think they have a dream ticket on their hands, but startling revelations are now coming to light that will put the final nail in the coffin of John McSame's illegal and immoral candidacy: Sarah Palin has cooties.

Apparently, McSame didn't thoroughly vett his darling little bimbot before choosing her for his running mate. Then again, the senile old man doesn't know how many houses he owns...how can he be expected to know whether or not his own Veep has cooties? He'll probably deny she even has cooties or try to bury the truth. But the folks over at Daily Kos and the Democratic Underground have it on good authority that Sarah Palin does indeed have Cooties, and that her daughter is a slut (and not even the good kind of slut - she's keeping her baby). But more importantly, Sarah Palin has Cooties.

Can working families who are facing mortgage foreclosures, unemployment, and skyrocketing gas prices  thanks to Bush's failed economic policies really afford putting someone with Cooties a mere heartbeat away from the presidency? And how exactly can a Cootie-sufferer find the time to perform her duties as Vice President while raising five kids, one of whom is a slut? Perhaps Palin should just go back to Alaska and concentrate on being a Mom and finding a cure for those Cooties of hers.

No one is really sure how Cooties are transmitted, but the general consensus is that you get them by being a pro-life, pro-drilling, Christian Conservative member of the NRA...and by kissing *YUCK!* boys.  Any Hillary supporters or Evangelical Christians who do not want Cooties would be advised to refrain from voting for McSame/Palin this November.

http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2008/09/sarah-palin-has.html

There you have it, folks.   :rotf:

 :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2008, 04:40:35 AM
Red, I'd H5 you for the "Palin has Cooties!" story, but I already H5ed you upthread, so . . .
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Willow on September 11, 2008, 06:53:05 AM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

I couldn't stay up last night to wait for it. today is a new day, are they going to provide fresh sh** for the fan today? could we have a eta?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Kasha on September 11, 2008, 11:09:53 AM
The shit hit the fan all right. The DUmmies just forgot which way it was pointed.
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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 11, 2008, 11:14:56 AM
It turned out being a rawstory story.

About Cindy McCain's misuse of pharmaceuticals back when the Impeached One was still in his first term, a long time ago.

The primitives are underwhelmed.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: terry on September 11, 2008, 11:49:16 AM
heh

Splashdown called it correctly.

New link (http://http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3973947&mesg_id=3973947)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Lauri on September 11, 2008, 12:10:06 PM
It turned out being a rawstory story.

About Cindy McCain's misuse of pharmaceuticals back when the Impeached One was still in his first term, a long time ago.

The primitives are underwhelmed.


oh my gosh, are you serious??

did they also reprint Obama's book where he admits to using cocaine and pot most of his time in high school?

 :yawn:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Lauri on September 11, 2008, 12:11:16 PM
heh

Splashdown called it correctly.

New link (http://http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3973947&mesg_id=3973947)


HA! it starts to go to a link at DU... then it gives a "IE cannot display the webpage" page...  :-)
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 11, 2008, 01:00:07 PM
heh

Splashdown called it correctly.

New link (http://http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3973947&mesg_id=3973947)

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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: dutch508 on September 11, 2008, 01:11:39 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!

BS for you!

Yeah, I figured I got beat to it.

I will accept your BS.

BS for being submissive and taking a BS without arguement.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: LC EFA on September 11, 2008, 05:25:02 PM
heh

Splashdown called it correctly.

New link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3973947&mesg_id=3973947)

{link fixed}

There's some simply great posts in that thread...too many to bring across but here's a sample :

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geek tragedy  (1000+ posts)    Thu Sep-11-08 11:28 AM
Response to Original message
5. Okay, now you can go away for a month.
   
You wasted our time hyping a bullshit nothing of a decade-old story based on the word of a disgruntled former employee who was involved in litigation with the McCains.

EPIC FAIL.

MercutioATC  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-11-08 11:28 AM
Response to Original message
8. OMG!!! Cindy was addicted to painkillers 15 years ago??? That's HUGH!!!!
   
...and, being her husband, he helped keep it quiet.

Gee, I don't know how the Republican Party will ever recover from this.

:eyes:

Dorian Gray  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-11-08 11:30 AM
Response to Original message
16. Epic Fail
   
Honestly, this little drama should end with a little forced time out.

Virginia Dare  (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-11-08 12:43 PM
Response to Reply #21
129. Another poster named Lucky13 claimed that they called THEIR media sources..
   
yesterday and both confirmed that there was an "Alzheimers" story in the works. Who knows if it's true, or if we're being Rathered.

Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: debk on September 11, 2008, 05:49:28 PM
Cindy McCain has been very open about her addiction to pain killers.

No news on this story.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: bijou on September 11, 2008, 05:51:36 PM
Well there seems to have been a complete lack of manure/fan interface. Disappointing.  :(
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: miskie on September 11, 2008, 06:00:39 PM
Well there seems to have been a complete lack of manure/fan interface. Disappointing.  :(

Like the image of the idiot sitting on the tree limb he is sawing off, it seems the DUmmie decided the best way to apply manure to the blades was by sitting directly in front of the proverbial fan, instead of behind it.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 11, 2008, 06:06:06 PM
As another today gradually turns into another tonight, the breeze from the fan remains unscented...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: DixieBelle on September 11, 2008, 06:09:51 PM
Well there seems to have been a complete lack of manure/fan interface. Disappointing.  :(
:lmao: the only manure seems to be on the bottom of the DUmmies' shoes.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2008, 06:33:57 PM
Well there seems to have been a complete lack of manure/fan interface. Disappointing.  :(
:lmao: the only manure seems to be on the bottom of the DUmmies' shoes.
\

And all over their widdle faces!
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: LC EFA on September 11, 2008, 06:35:57 PM
Well there seems to have been a complete lack of manure/fan interface. Disappointing.  :(
:lmao: the only manure seems to be on the bottom of the DUmmies' shoes.
\

And all over their widdle faces!

Yet again.... :rotf:
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 11, 2008, 06:58:20 PM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 07:53 PM
Original message
Can someone familiar with the inside workings of big news organizations (camps) please come here.
   Advertisements [?]

I have some questions.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3977852

Starting a new bonfire,she is just that stupid.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 11, 2008, 07:01:04 PM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 07:53 PM
Original message
Can someone familiar with the inside workings of big news organizations (camps) please come here.
   Advertisements [?]

I have some questions.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3977852

Starting a new bonfire,she is just that stupid.

Damn, what a silly idiot.

I suppose this justifies calling her a DUmmie instead of a primitive, because she's just so.....dumb.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Carl on September 11, 2008, 07:07:35 PM
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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 07:53 PM
Original message
Can someone familiar with the inside workings of big news organizations (camps) please come here.
   Advertisements [?]

I have some questions.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3977852

Starting a new bonfire,she is just that stupid.

Damn, what a silly idiot.

I suppose this justifies calling her a DUmmie instead of a primitive, because she's just so.....dumb.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 08:02 PM
Response to Original message
1. 74 looks and none of them familiar with news organizations inner workings.

Honest to God,one could write a doctoral thesis on the behaviour of these people.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 11, 2008, 07:17:26 PM
Quote
lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 07:53 PM
Original message
Can someone familiar with the inside workings of big news organizations (camps) please come here.
   Advertisements [?]

I have some questions.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3977852

Starting a new bonfire,she is just that stupid.

Damn, what a silly idiot.

I suppose this justifies calling her a DUmmie instead of a primitive, because she's just so.....dumb.

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lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 08:02 PM
Response to Original message
1. 74 looks and none of them familiar with news organizations inner workings.

Honest to God,one could write a doctoral thesis on the behaviour of these people.

Carl, I'm trying to convince my wife to do exactly that.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Wretched Excess on September 11, 2008, 07:19:10 PM
Quote
lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 07:53 PM
Original message
Can someone familiar with the inside workings of big news organizations (camps) please come here.
   Advertisements [?]

I have some questions.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3977852

Starting a new bonfire,she is just that stupid.

Damn, what a silly idiot.

I suppose this justifies calling her a DUmmie instead of a primitive, because she's just so.....dumb.

Quote
lonestarnot  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-11-08 08:02 PM
Response to Original message
1. 74 looks and none of them familiar with news organizations inner workings.

Honest to God,one could write a doctoral thesis on the behaviour of these people.

what a brilliant idea.  we should post this on blogs and message boards and places that advanced degree psych students hang out.  I am sure someone would see the rich vein of clinical behavior for what it is . . .
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2008, 07:21:14 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!

BS for you!

Yeah, I figured I got beat to it.

I will accept your BS.

BS for being submissive and taking a BS without arguement.
BS for BS....wait, isn't that the definition of DU(and the MSM as well)?
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2008, 07:26:42 PM
Don't make me read through all these posts  :-) did the sh** hit the fan or not?

The shit will hit the fan in 24 business hours.  :tongue:

*bzzzt* joke already done upthread!

BS for you!

Yeah, I figured I got beat to it.

I will accept your BS.

BS for being submissive and taking a BS without arguement.
BS for BS....wait, isn't that the definition of DU(and the MSM as well)?

Aye, we don'a just accept BSs here on board the Raging Queen!!

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Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 11, 2008, 08:59:39 PM

Honest to God,one could write a doctoral thesis on the behaviour of these people.

I know franksolich has talked several times about his research into their psyche from a Freudian perspective.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: franksolich on September 11, 2008, 09:10:08 PM

Honest to God,one could write a doctoral thesis on the behaviour of these people.

I know franksolich has talked several times about his research into their psyche from a Freudian perspective.

You know, actually I got into deep trouble with that.

Privately, I mean.

I was using study guides of Sigmund Freud on the sparkling husband primitive, the primitive whose wife makes him use the bathroom in the basement, but I must've gotten into it too deeply.

The sparkling husband primitive is one sick ****.

So then I figured, no, I don't want to deal with this; the guy's got some really big problems.
Title: Re: TODAY PEOPLE TODAY THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!
Post by: Splashdown on September 11, 2008, 09:11:55 PM


The sparkling husband primitive is one sick ****.

So then I figured, no, I don't want to deal with this; the guy's got some really big problems.

That a technical term???

 :-)

And I completely understand your point. I wouldn't delve into the psyches of those people with a hazmat suit and a tanker full of bleach.