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Title: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: FunkyZero on December 05, 2023, 06:34:51 PM
ummm...   
It's no wonder so many democrats get their a**es shot off all the time.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218504650 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218504650)

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Ohio Joe (21,254 posts)
Tue Dec 5, 2023, 06:38 PM
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Ok... I don't know what the **** that was...
So… I go five blocks down to a convenience store just about every day. I just pulled out and a large black suv stopped to let me go… Which is weird as he had easy right of way… No blinker, nothing, he just stopped. I waited about 20 or so seconds then went. I thought it was a local cop as it was very similar to what they drive and thought he might pull me over but… No. He followed me too the convenience but stayed in his car. When I came out I was now pretty pissed off, so i stopped right in front of the vehicle and lifted my arms and shouted ‘what the **** do you want?’

I got in my car and started driving home… And the ****er started following me again. His car was heavily tinted so I could not see in it… So… I pulled over, he pulled over behind me…

I got out, walked to the driver side window, put my hand in my jacket and yelled ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window… 1, 2, 3, 4, 5’ then he pulled off and drove away. I don’t own a gun, total bluff but… wtf? It was way creepy and I’m still seriously pissed off.

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mobeau69 (10,606 posts)
1. Joe, not a good move imo.
Reply to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Tue Dec 5, 2023, 06:43 PM

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Ohio Joe (21,254 posts)
6. No, it was not
Reply to mobeau69 (Reply #1)
Tue Dec 5, 2023, 06:52 PM
I did not like it or want to do it but… Faced with a blatant… Hunt of myself. My anger made me go stare it down. I have anger problems.

Normally people should call the police or drive to the local station.

no way...  a democrat with anger issues?

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1WorldHope (555 posts)
4. Soooo, WTF?
Reply to Ohio Joe (Original post)
Tue Dec 5, 2023, 06:49 PM
You are brave in a careless sort of way. What could that have been about?

I love it when LPC newbies poke the DUmmies

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Ohio Joe (21,254 posts)
9. I don't know... Fear of the unknown?
Reply to 1WorldHope (Reply #4)
Tue Dec 5, 2023, 07:19 PM
As I said upthread, I rarely get this angry but when I do… I become ferocious. I don’t really have control over it.

Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: jukin on December 05, 2023, 07:03:10 PM
Ohio Joe is a real DUmbass's DUmbass. Don't bluff like that unless it is your last and only option. Somebody says that shit to me, I take that as a threat and get my EDC out and ready. That is truly a stupid move and will likely make the DUmmy a good DUmmy in many states.
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: DefiantSix on December 05, 2023, 11:14:17 PM
Okay, I'll say it...

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Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: 67 Rover on December 06, 2023, 06:01:06 AM
$1000 says this DUmmies car is plastered with bumper stickers some of which say.

Tolerance
Peace
Love
Hate has no room here.  ::)


Also if the windows were so tinted that you were unable to see inside why would you stand broadside without cover or concealment doing some sort of BS countdown when the driver could already be pointing his firearm at your chest.  :lmao:
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: FlaGator on December 06, 2023, 07:01:38 AM
When  a lib begins a story with "So" as in
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So… I go five blocks
what follows is a lie.
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 06, 2023, 07:18:32 AM
You know this isn’t true because,
No cops jumping out of the bushes
No crowd of cheering on lookers
And no dancing trannies.

Next time Joe rip off the front bumper, smash it through the driver’s window, pull him out and smack him around a little  :lmao: :loser:
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: FunkyZero on December 06, 2023, 10:37:28 AM
You know this isn’t true because,
No cops jumping out of the bushes
No crowd of cheering on lookers
And no dancing trannies.

Next time Joe rip off the front bumper, smash it through the driver’s window, pull him out and smack him around a little  :lmao: :loser:

I have no doubt this stoned DUmpass thought someone was following him. But in reality, he likely ran home and turned all the lights off thinking the black Trump helicopters were coming to get him for being a democrat.
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 06, 2023, 01:42:07 PM
I have no doubt this stoned DUmpass thought someone was following him. But in reality, he likely ran home and turned all the lights off thinking the black Trump helicopters were coming to get him for being a democrat.

Or maybe it’s just to many bad drugs  :lmao:
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: 67 Rover on December 06, 2023, 03:29:48 PM
Or maybe it’s just to many bad drugs  :lmao:

I believe that you are on to something, MJ certainly does make you paranoid.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: ‘I’m gonna count to ten then I start putting bullets through this window"
Post by: Wineslob on December 07, 2023, 12:13:39 PM
$1000 says this DUmmies car is plastered with bumper stickers some of which say.

Tolerance
Peace
Love
Hate has no room here.  ::)


Also if the windows were so tinted that you were unable to see inside why would you stand broadside without cover or concealment doing some sort of BS countdown when the driver could already be pointing his firearm at your chest.  :lmao:


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