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Title: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: Georgia Bulldog on September 09, 2008, 12:02:05 AM

Courtesy of http://www.sportspickle.com



Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu

Brett Favre entered his fourth hour of deciding what he would like to eat for dinner this evening at a Waveland, Mississippi, Olive Garden with no end in sight.

“Brett and his wife got here around 5:15 pm and I was excited to wait on them,” said Mindy Payne, the Favre’s waitress. “But this is getting a little ridiculous now. My shift was over two hours ago and I’m still waiting for the guy to make up his mind. It’s really rude on his part. Not only am I supposed to be home by now, but other people want a table.”

Favre said he is close to making up his mind, but needs a bit more time

“Supposedly the kitchen closes at 11 pm, and that makes me feel kind of rushed,” said Favre. “I’m close to deciding on an appetizer – the fried calamari – so I’m getting there. As for entrees, though, I don’t have a clue. I’m hoping they’ll come up with some great new menu items by the time I have to decide and it will make my decision a lot easier.”

The Olive Garden’s manager, Mike Redd, said he may have to decide to ask the quarterback to leave.

“It’s tough to ask a local legend like Brett Favre to leave your establishment,” said Redd. “But he’s taking advantage of our goodwill. He’s been here for going on five hours and hasn’t paid a dollar yet while we’re losing business because we can’t get other customers to a table. I’ve really lost a lot of respect for the guy.”

Title: Re: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: Chris_ on September 09, 2008, 01:40:19 AM

Welcome to New York, Brett -- they don't give a shit about you!

Title: Re: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: formerlurker on September 09, 2008, 07:05:14 AM

If he loses to the Bradyless Pats this weekend he will get a real nice New York reception from the press.      :-)

Title: Re: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: RobJohnson on September 16, 2008, 03:22:32 PM

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Title: Re: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: Miss Mia on September 16, 2008, 04:23:41 PM

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Title: Re: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: asdf2231 on September 16, 2008, 07:52:50 PM

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Title: Re: Brett Favre tells waitress he needs another 45 minutes to look over the menu
Post by: Miss Mia on September 16, 2008, 08:02:23 PM

Quote from: asdf2231 on September 16, 2008, 07:52:50 PM

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