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Title: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: CC27 on July 10, 2023, 10:12:56 AM
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lapucelle (15,723 posts)


We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.

We began canvassing for county legislature representatives and Town of Hempstead supervisor.

I know that town supervisor might sound like a minor office, but if Hempstead were a city, it would be the second largest city in NYS. It has a larger population than Seattle and the whole state of Vermont.

Call your local committee if you have some time to spare.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/106827848


Can you picture this moron coming to your door?
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 10, 2023, 10:24:37 AM
It would be a good opportunity to give your dog some attack training  :-)
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 10, 2023, 11:10:53 AM
It would be a good opportunity to give your dog some attack training  :-)

My dogs would just pee on the leftist scum and move on. Not even they would waste any more breath on a DUm'Rat than necessary.
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: 67 Rover on July 10, 2023, 11:29:43 AM
It would be a good opportunity to give your dog some attack training  :-)

Better to leave it up to the Roosters or Geese if you have them.

Bonus points if you add comical Benny Hill sound track and upload the girlish screams and feminine no arm swing running so that we can all enjoy the show.
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on July 10, 2023, 01:23:30 PM
Better to leave it up to the Roosters or Geese if you have them.

Bonus points if you add comical Benny Hill sound track and upload the girlish screams and feminine no arm swing running so that we can all enjoy the show.

Yakkity Sax has to be one of the best comedy show sounds of all time...
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: SVPete on July 10, 2023, 01:32:50 PM
What? :o No gun-humping MAGAs? No one with a Confederate flag on their truck or truck nuts? What kind of lame :bouncy: is this?! :-)
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 10, 2023, 01:45:13 PM
What? :o No gun-humping MAGAs? No one with a Confederate flag on their truck or truck nuts? What kind of lame :bouncy: is this?! :-)

Give him time he just started, it takes a while for them to dream up a maga fantasy  :-)
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: Dblhaul on July 10, 2023, 11:01:38 PM
It would be a good opportunity to give your dog some attack training  :-)

My dog doesn't need anymore training. Do not come down my 100ft driveway unless you are expected.
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on July 11, 2023, 08:45:15 AM
It would be a good opportunity to give your dog some attack training  :-)
Tempting, but then they'd shriek and howl about being "Assaulted" and "Victimized," and demand that you be jailed and the dog put down.
I'd instead (If I could tell in advance they were coming) get some water balloons ready, perhaps with the water treated with some kind of colorful dye that'll be hard to wash out.
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 11, 2023, 10:17:13 AM
Tempting, but then they'd shriek and howl about being "Assaulted" and "Victimized," and demand that you be jailed and the dog put down.
I'd instead (If I could tell in advance they were coming) get some water balloons ready, perhaps with the water treated with some kind of colorful dye that'll be hard to wash out.

Well in that case maybe the dog could run out and piss on their leg! :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: jukin on July 15, 2023, 03:05:15 PM
This sign keeps the leftist vermin off the property.

Title: Re: We started knocking on doors yesterday in Nassau County.
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 17, 2023, 06:50:06 AM
I wonder what they say when they go knocking on doors...

"Have you accepted the democratic party in your heart?"