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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 08, 2008, 07:32:07 AM
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Police in Fresno County, California have arrested a man they believe broke into the home of two farm workers and carried at a bizarre food-based attack.
Antonio Vasquez is accused of rubbing one of the victims with spices and hitting the other with a sausage before fleeing the scene.
The 22-year-old suspect was discovered by police hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, socks and underwear.
According to the website SFGate.com, the victims explained they woke up in the morning to find their assailant applying spices to one of them and hitting the other with an 8-inch sausage.
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link (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9511150)
This news is hot off the press.
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Police spent hours grilling the witnesses. :uhsure:
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Police in Fresno County, California have arrested a man they believe broke into the home of two farm workers and carried at a bizarre food-based attack.
Antonio Vasquez is accused of rubbing one of the victims with spices and hitting the other with a sausage before fleeing the scene.
The 22-year-old suspect was discovered by police hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, socks and underwear.
According to the website SFGate.com, the victims explained they woke up in the morning to find their assailant applying spices to one of them and hitting the other with an 8-inch sausage.
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link (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9511150)
This news is hot off the press.
I never sausage weirdness as this. :-)
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Something about this story doesn't seem kosher.
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Police in Fresno County, California have arrested a man they believe broke into the home of two farm workers and carried at a bizarre food-based attack.
Antonio Vasquez is accused of rubbing one of the victims with spices and hitting the other with a sausage before fleeing the scene.
The 22-year-old suspect was discovered by police hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, socks and underwear.
According to the website SFGate.com, the victims explained they woke up in the morning to find their assailant applying spices to one of them and hitting the other with an 8-inch sausage.
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link (http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=9511150)
Eight inch sausage, huh?
Good thing I have an alibi. :naughty:
Oh, I feel so ashamed for this one.
Really I do.
I'm sorry.
I'll go now.........
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Police spent hours grilling the witnesses. :uhsure:
That is the wurst pun ever.
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Police spent hours grilling the witnesses. :uhsure:
That is the wurst pun ever.
You watch; it'll turn out this stunt was perpetrated by a couple of spoiled brats.
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Police spent hours grilling the witnesses. :uhsure:
That is the wurst pun ever.
You watch; it'll turn out this stunt was perpetrated by a couple of spoiled brats.
Sometimes a sausage is just a sausage...
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Wonder why he didn't realize he'd need to chorizo so he wouldn't get caught?
:popcorn:
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Wonder why he didn't realize he'd need to chorizo so he wouldn't get caught?
:popcorn:
I'm just glad Bijou made sure to leave a link in the first post. :-)
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Sausage and spice and everything nice...
That's what little criminals are made of. :uhsure:
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Wonder why he didn't realize he'd need to chorizo so he wouldn't get caught?
:popcorn:
I'm just glad Bijou made sure to leave a link in the first post. :-)
I shall give myself a patty on the back.
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Wonder why he didn't realize he'd need to chorizo so he wouldn't get caught?
:popcorn:
I'm just glad Bijou made sure to leave a link in the first post. :-)
I shall give myself a patty on the back.
Your posts are always weiners in my book. :rotf:
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This is an open-and-shut casing.
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This is an open-and-shut casing.
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. :-)
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Well done peeps, we have peppered the board with puns.
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Well done peeps, we have peppered the board with puns.
Anduille have any more??? :-)
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What was this guy smoking? He is clearly not grounded.
The victim was andouille assaulted. He can only hope this criminal will be bacon in a hot jail soon.
Given the liberal justice system of today, I can only say: In a pig's eye.
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What was this guy smoking? He is clearly not grounded.
The victim was andouille assaulted. He can only hope this criminal will be bacon in a hot jail soon.
Given the liberal justice system of today, I can only say: In a pig's eye.
Baloney. Once he gets to court, and comes in front of the Head Cheese, he'll be headed someplace where the salami is after him.