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Title: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: CC27 on April 12, 2023, 03:52:19 PM
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Star Member SouthernDem4ever
Guns don't kill, people do
I can't remember where I saw this but the correct response to this is:

Then why are you giving people guns?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217819826

You live in clown world
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: SVPete on April 12, 2023, 06:44:39 PM
 ::) Knives kill people too. Why are chefs allowed to have knives?

 ::) Baseball bats kill people. Why are baseball players and even children allowed to have baseball bats?

 ::) Water kills people. Why are people allowed to have water?

Absurd logic, absurd conclusions. :loser:
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: jukin on April 12, 2023, 07:53:57 PM
You got that right SVP.

Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: Dblhaul on April 12, 2023, 08:17:26 PM
"Then why are you giving people guns?"

Because people want them and our Constitution says we can.

So give it up DUmmie!
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: ADsOutburst on April 12, 2023, 09:12:35 PM
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Then why are you giving people guns?

So that they have a reasonable means of defending themselves against people who are trying to kill or seriously harm them.

Oh, sorry. Was that supposed to be your big mic drop moment where you totally own tHe "RreeeeTHuGliKkan MAGATs"? I'd say it's definitely worth upping your game. It's the bottom of the 9th, game on the line, and you brought in the collegiate softball relief pitcher.

I hope all your questions are this easy.
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: FlaGator on April 13, 2023, 05:58:13 AM
I don't know of anyone just giving out guns.
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: 67 Rover on April 13, 2023, 07:41:25 AM
I don't know of anyone just giving out guns.

Promise me if you do you will tell me first!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: DefiantSix on April 13, 2023, 08:10:33 AM
I don't know of anyone just giving out guns.

I do, but you had to be Afghani in order to receive one...

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Guns don't kill, people do
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 13, 2023, 08:16:37 AM
I do, but you had to be Afghani in order to receive one...

 :fuelfire:

Well, technically not true. A regular Afghani can't get them, but the taliban afghani sure could. And helicopters, and humvees, and bazookas, and ammo, etc. etc.