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Title: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: bijou on September 07, 2008, 12:32:55 PM

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Is Kim Jong Il for real? The question has baffled foreign intelligence agencies for years, but a veteran Japanese expert on North Korea says the “dear leader” is actually dead — and his role is played by a double.

The expert says Kim died of diabetes in 2003 and world leaders, including Vladimir Putin of Russia and Hu Jintao of China, have been negotiating with an imposter.

...more...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,418205,00.html

Dead or just very 'ronery'?
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on September 07, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
(http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/kin-jong-il.jpg)

It was Hans Brix! He kirred him! lolz
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: DixieBelle on September 07, 2008, 03:04:14 PM
^ROFL! 
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: jinxmchue on September 07, 2008, 03:51:54 PM
(http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/kin-jong-il.jpg)

It was Hans Brix! He kirred him! lolz

From that puppet, it looks like constipation killed him.
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2008, 04:37:36 PM
(http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/kin-jong-il.jpg)

It was Hans Brix! He kirred him! lolz

From that puppet, it looks like constipation killed him.

Or, lack of Botox.
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: Crazy Horse on September 07, 2008, 05:32:56 PM
(http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/kin-jong-il.jpg)

It was Hans Brix! He kirred him! lolz

From that puppet, it looks like constipation killed him.

Or, lack of Botox.

Joan Rivers dyed her hair black
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: miskie on September 07, 2008, 06:04:42 PM
I doubt that they have been doing their own 'Moon Over Parador' - but I have noticed that when these 'the leader is dead!' stories appear that soon thereafter the leader is indeed dead. I think its a way of letting down the public gradually instead of inspiring revolt.

There were rumors for months that Castro was dead, and then quietly his brother takes over. No revolution. The same with OBL - I'm fairly confident he is also pushing up daisies or should I say poppies. And that was after many confirmed then denied reports. 
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: Peter3_1 on September 07, 2008, 10:32:52 PM
I haven't seen any new believable film of Castro in about a year. Dead, prolly.
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: PatriotGame on September 10, 2008, 11:29:28 PM
(http://nigelparry.com/enginefiles/uploads/kin-jong-il.jpg)

It was Hans Brix! He kirred him! lolz

Ah yes, a fracking DUmp poster child!
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: PatriotGame on September 10, 2008, 11:36:19 PM
I haven't seen any new believable film of Castro in about a year. Dead, prolly.

Yup! Of course there is all of that Elvis stuff too...
Title: Re: Japanese Expert: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il Died in 2003
Post by: Peter3_1 on September 11, 2008, 09:32:41 AM
I have always, since Elvis died anyway, wanted to get hold of the general anouncment mic in some major department store, call for quiet and attention, then solomly anounce "Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the building." I don't know why, I just do.  :tongue: