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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: RuralNc on February 01, 2023, 04:05:58 PM
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multigraincracker (29,335 posts)
Getting married this afternoon.
Keeping very small and informal. UU Minister, two witnesses and then dinner at a nice restaurant.
Both of us are walking on clouds today.
multigraincracker (29,335 posts)
22. Our guy asked about what we wanted for Vows.
I said no Vows. My 3rd and her 4th, so we have always broke those. Wrote our own "commitments" instead as I've always been told I needed to be committed.
I have a feeling, it wont last. Lets be honest here, how desperate would you have to be, to be willing to get hitched to a DUmp Inhabitant?
multigraincracker (29,335 posts)
27. We are in our twilight years and
they look to be great.
She has saved my life 3 times, she's an RN and I saved her from crazy relatives by moving her out of state.
We've live together for about 5 years and those have been the best for both of us.
So.... you kidnapped and brainwashed her? Or him? Or it/that?
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Probably some benefits scam/sham "marriage" .
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Here’s a great new scam for our favorite grifter mvd. He can claim to be getting married and ask for wedding presents :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Here’s a great new scam for our favorite grifter mvd. He can claim to be getting married and ask for wedding presents :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Holy mole-e... thats absolutely delicious. :lmao:
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multigraincracker (29,335 posts)
Getting married this afternoon.
Keeping very small and informal. UU Minister, two witnesses and then dinner at a nice restaurant.
Both of us are walking on clouds today.
It would have been cheaper to self-medicate like the other DUmmies. :stoner:
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I wonder if this is a shotgun wedding mobile :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Both of us are walking on clouds today.
That explains the commie balloon.
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No vows... when you really want to say she doesn't matter.
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No vows... when you really want to say she doesn't matter.
He’s only in it for the coochie :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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He’s only in it for the coochie :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The he*l with the coochie. Before I contemplate marrying, or dating, I first want to see an unedited photo of her medicine cabinet.
Once I see that, I'll decide if the coochie is worth the effort, considering the medications.
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multigraincracker (29,335 posts)
22. Our guy asked about what we wanted for Vows.
I said no Vows. My 3rd and her 4th, so we have always broke those. Wrote our own "commitments" instead as I've always been told I needed to be committed.
Over/under on how long this lasts (if it is even real 50-50 at best) is 7 months.
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Over/under on how long this lasts (if it is even real 50-50 at best) is 7 months.
Considering they're both at least 3-time losers, 7-months seems a bit of a stretch to me.