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Title: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: CC27 on January 05, 2023, 07:53:44 AM
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Atticus (14,472 posts)


"Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"

Today's Republicans seem to be convinced that if they sound earnest and simply name a problem, they have solved it. "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" is just a concise distillation of that attitude.

What will you do if elected? "We are committed to doing what America wants done!" NDXT QUESTION!

What is your solution go homelessness? "These people should buy homes!" NEXT QUESTION!

How will you address global climate change? "We'll prohibit the export of our good air to China!" NEXT QUESTION!

What is your opinion of Donald Trump? "If you knew him as well as I do, you'd feel the same way as I do about him!" NO MORE QUESTIONS!

Will there ever again be a "there" there?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217527272

Stop embarrassing yourself.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: FlaGator on January 05, 2023, 08:06:02 AM
What an idiot. "Make America Great Again" is the goal, not a solution much like "Make America a Banana Republic" is the goal of Democrats and liberals.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 05, 2023, 08:09:31 AM
What an idiot. "Make America Great Again" is the goal, not a solution much like "Make America a Banana Republic" is the goal of Democrats and liberals.

Yet leftists still fawn over the phrase "Hope and Change". Because their guy said it and campaigned on it.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 05, 2023, 09:45:11 AM
Yet leftists still fawn over the phrase "Hope and Change". Because their guy said it and campaigned on it.

     You forgot "Si, SAY PWADRE," aka the hopey, changey battle cry of the delightful breakfast tacos, according to our First Lady.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 05, 2023, 10:11:30 AM
A typical bunch of DUmmy projection, but I thought this part was funny:

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What is your solution go homelessness? "These people should buy homes!" NEXT QUESTION!

Democrats...you know, the people Dummies swear have it all figured out...their solution? Behold:


(https://i.postimg.cc/mDKD73zR/maxresdefault.jpg)

https://youtu.be/XyC_yYuXQkU

The island is like a dunning-kruger competition.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: jukin on January 05, 2023, 10:26:28 AM
Another sub 70IQ black democrat congress "woman" and what she has done for her district.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: enslaved1 on January 05, 2023, 11:38:02 AM
And where exactly do we find the Democrat's plans written out and detailed?  Not gonna claim Republican career politicians are much better, but those who live in glass houses, you know....
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: 67 Rover on January 05, 2023, 01:42:13 PM
And where exactly do we find the Democrat's plans written out and detailed?  Not gonna claim Republican career politicians are much better, but those who live in glass houses, you know....

Have you read the books Fahrenheit 451, 1984 and the communist manifesto?  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: DefiantSix on January 05, 2023, 01:55:16 PM
Have you read the books Fahrenheit 451, 1984 and the communist manifesto?  :cheersmate:

Brave New World as well.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 05, 2023, 02:56:23 PM
Yet leftists still fawn over the phrase "Hope and Change". Because their guy said it and campaigned on it.

Yes, they're the ones who talk a big game about change, and then vote for career politicians to implement that change. Brilliant!

As for republican plans, here's a basic rundown: More capitalism, protect the border, reduce gun restrictions, nuclear energy, strong policing to reduce crime, strong foreign policy to deter wars from starting.

You don't like our ideas? That's fine, but saying we have no ideas or plans is nonsense.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 05, 2023, 03:24:47 PM
Trying out some for the next presidential:

Biden 2024: see something,  say something!
Biden 2024: go find a grown up!

Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: enslaved1 on January 05, 2023, 03:48:03 PM
Have you read the books Fahrenheit 451, 1984 and the communist manifesto?  :cheersmate:

 :hi5:

Two out of three, yes.  Haven't tried treading through Marx yet, Bradbury and Orwell were definitely prophets though.  I get asked by students all the time why we have to learn history, and one of the things I point out is so it's harder to be lied to, then I pull up this from Fahrenheit

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Montag hesitated, "Was-was it always like this? The firehouse, our work? I mean, well, once upon a time...“

 "Once upon a time!" Beatty said. "What kind of talk is THAT?" Fool, thought Montag to himself, you'll give it away. At the last fire, a book of fairy tales, he'd glanced at a single line. "I mean," he said, "in the old days, before homes were completely fireproofed " Suddenly it seemed a much younger voice was speaking for him. He opened his mouth and it was Clarisse McClellan saying, "Didn't firemen prevent fires rather than stoke them up and get them going?“

 "That's rich!" Stoneman and Black drew forth their rulebooks, which also contained brief histories of the Firemen of America, and laid them out where Montag, though long familiar with them, might read: "Established, 1790, to burn English-influenced books in the Colonies. First Fireman: Benjamin Franklin."

It's almost always over their head, but I try to introduce some ideas at least. 
Brave New World as well.

Need to get to that one too.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 06, 2023, 02:34:57 AM
Atticus recons himself a Jimmy Stewart wannabe.  Pathetic is the kindest term for these DUmbscums.

 
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: FlaGator on January 06, 2023, 08:20:01 AM
Yet leftists still fawn over the phrase "Hope and Change". Because their guy said it and campaigned on it.

"Hope and Change" is not even a goal, it is a wish which goes to show you that liberals are more interested in intangible desires and not so much in objective actions.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: YupItsMe on January 06, 2023, 10:43:04 AM
Trying out some for the next presidential:

Biden 2024: see something,  say something!
Biden 2024: go find a grown up!
  I think the best Biden slogan came right from Jen Psaki at the podium.  "You need to lower your expectations"   I believe that's a word for word quote in response to what a total fuc*up everything had turned into for the average American.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 07, 2023, 08:21:00 AM
Yet leftists still fawn over the phrase "Hope and Change". Because their guy said it and campaigned on it.

Beat me to it!
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: jukin on January 07, 2023, 10:22:10 AM
Trying out some for the next presidential:

Biden 2024: see something,  say something!
Biden 2024: go find a grown up!

A twist from an old Walmart ad line:

EXPECT LESS
PAY MORE
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: DefiantSix on January 07, 2023, 10:25:33 AM
A twist from an old Walmart ad line:

EXPECT LESS
PAY MORE

:hi5:
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: 67 Rover on January 07, 2023, 01:36:12 PM
A twist from an old Walmart ad line:

EXPECT LESS
PAY MORE

That was stolen from the Fetterman campaign.  :-)

EXPECT LESS
PAY MORE
Mrumphgargle
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: DefiantSix on January 07, 2023, 02:26:19 PM
That was stolen from the Fetterman campaign.  :-)

EXPECT LESS
PAY MORE
Mrumphgargle

I think Fetterman and Biden have the same crew of puppeteers.
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 07, 2023, 02:51:42 PM
I think Fetterman and Biden have the same crew of puppeteers.

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0286/8586/0973/products/BidenFettermanT-shirt_300x300@2x.jpg?v=1668462921)
Title: Re: "Plans? Plans? We don't need no stinkin' PLANS!"
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 08, 2023, 01:29:37 AM
"Your average ruskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan"


 I thought the DUmmies hated russians.

Or was that last week...