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Title: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 03, 2023, 01:39:46 PM
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Star Member aggiesal (7,683 posts)

My sister lost her job today ...
She just started a few months ago and the position was newly created, but her company said that they were eliminating the position.

I'm scared for her.

She needs some positive thoughts.


Why? Why does she need positive thoughts? She just needs an internet connection. (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217502487)

Because in this Biden economy, where "10,000,000" jobs have been created, jobs are falling out of trees. Just hold out your hand, and an offer letter will appear. Right, DUmmies?

All sorts of "vibes" and "white light" over there. Golly, why? The economy is HUMMING, JACK! ::)
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 03, 2023, 02:47:25 PM
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All sorts of "vibes" and "white light" over there.

Secular "thoughts and prayers"?
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 03, 2023, 03:16:20 PM
Just learn to code
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: 67 Rover on January 03, 2023, 03:49:28 PM
Must have been one of those fake jobs that Biden inflated in the 2nd quarter by 1 MILLION.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: RuralNc on January 03, 2023, 04:27:34 PM
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PXR-5 (440 posts)

16. So true,

At 61 I lost my job, no one will hire me. Took a job at a supermarket till I turned 62.

It's really tough out there for anyone with experience.

And? Is there something wrong with working at a supermarket? You type that as if it is below you, Mutt. Please remember, the employees there were "essential". So thats gotta count for something.  :p
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 03, 2023, 04:35:26 PM
Sending her positive vibes, healing light, jazz hands and unicorn fart’s  :-)

There are lot’s of entry level jobs here Taco Bell is starting breathing bodies at $14.00 an hour
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 03, 2023, 07:07:02 PM
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All sorts of "vibes" and "white light" over there. Golly, why? The economy is HUMMING, JACK! ::)


Who knows where the white light comes from...And don't ask where the vibes have been.

 :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: Dblhaul on January 03, 2023, 07:56:04 PM
"Star Member aggiesal (7,683 posts)

My sister lost her job today ...
She just started a few months ago and the position was newly created, but her company said that they were eliminating the position.

I'm scared for her.

She needs some positive thoughts."

10 to 1 they will recreate that position next week with someone else that will work hard enough that they will not get laid off.
DUmmies have a tendency to think that their job is owed them.
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: Karin on January 04, 2023, 09:26:25 AM
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Star Member tiredtoo (2,681 posts)

8. Many years ago

A new job I started and got fired after 1/2 day at work. "Didn't fill the bill etc.". I was in shock, but after contemplating the situation for a bit, I decided it was their loss. Felt better.

I like a little schadenfreude in the morning. 

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Star Member PoindexterOglethorpe (23,851 posts)

18. I was fired after 2 1/2 days because of

"unbridled exuberance". Yeah, really.

Umm, wonder what it really was?  Exuberance over what?

Poindexter went on to post the story, and it was as long as War and Peace, so I didn't bother. 
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: FlaGator on January 04, 2023, 09:54:31 AM
Just learn to code

ChatGPT is taking that option away from them.
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: 67 Rover on January 04, 2023, 09:56:05 AM
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Star Member PoindexterOglethorpe (23,851 posts)

18. I was fired after 2 1/2 days because of

"unbridled exuberance". Yeah, really.

Let me guess. Weed shop. ::)
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 04, 2023, 10:12:18 AM
ChatGPT is taking that option away from them.


    It would be fun to train a chatbot using only DU posts, so whatever you ask it comes back with a shitheaded liberal response.

    In fact...challenge accepted.
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: enslaved1 on January 04, 2023, 11:00:18 AM

    It would be fun to train a chatbot using only DU posts, so whatever you ask it comes back with a shitheaded liberal response.

    In fact...challenge accepted.

AI-artificial insanity?  :rofl:
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 04, 2023, 11:02:38 AM

Who knows where the white light comes from...And don't ask where the vibes have been.

 :whistling:

The white light comes from the second moon of Uranus   :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy loses job in this awful Trump econo- wait, hang on...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 05, 2023, 12:16:27 PM

    It would be fun to train a chatbot using only DU posts, so whatever you ask it comes back with a shitheaded liberal response.

    In fact...challenge accepted.
I think somebody actually did a study on that and since silicon valley has a communist leaning, so does AI