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Title: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 29, 2022, 11:30:02 AM
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Star Member cyclonefence (3,810 posts)

The most bizarre thing

happened last night while I was posting to DU. Our TV turned itself on--my husband had gone to bed 20 minutes earlier, and the cat was with him--and what was on was totally hard-core porn. I mean, everything. In the corner of the screen it said "for coyotes only" or it might have been "cougars" but these ladies were too young to be cougars.

I ran upstairs to tell my husband, and he said "just turn it off" and went back to sleep.

I tried to check the screen that tells you what channel you're watching, but that screen wouldn't come up--just more ****ing and sucking. I tried pushing the "record" button but that didn't work, either.

We don't subscribe to any porn channels (that I know of!), and besides, if we did, it would show on the menu screen, right?

A wonderful Christmas present, I guess.

So you guys watch porn...who cares? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217502219)

The plot thickens:

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Star Member cyclonefence (3,810 posts)
7. It was streamed or something from my husband's phone

and I asked him how much it costs (it's premium stuff, believe me), and he said it was free! Damn. Back in the days when I was interested in porn, the actresses always kept their brassieres on. But then, I'm old as dirt.

God bless him, I say. Keeps him off my back. As it were.


     Maybe if you serviced your husband instead of DUmmies on the internet, he wouldn't be secretly spanking it to weird porn.
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 29, 2022, 11:57:29 AM
So you guys watch porn...who cares? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217502219)

The plot thickens:


     Maybe if you serviced your husband instead of DUmmies on the internet, he wouldn't be secretly spanking it to weird porn.
Kind of sounds like the primitive is a prude that has zero interest in satisfying its husband's physical needs. Selfish and greedy true to form
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 29, 2022, 12:00:28 PM
Without even bothering to click the DUmp link, I can already ascertain that this story is as full of holes as Cyclone Fence's granny panties. So much suspicious and ambiguous phrasing.
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 29, 2022, 01:37:31 PM
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4. What channel is it?

Do I gotta pay for it?
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Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 29, 2022, 01:38:43 PM
I wonder how she knew it was premium stuff? Maybe the guy wasn’t wearing black socks and a mask Lowell :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 29, 2022, 04:41:00 PM
"cyclonefence"

Someones got herself a big brown beaver.

I would be unsurprised if the primitives name in RL was Wynona.

(Primus reference, for those who may not get the reference)


Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: RuralNc on December 29, 2022, 05:18:27 PM
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cyclonefence (3,814 posts)

7.  ....Back in the days when I was interested in porn, the actresses always kept their brassieres on...

How kind of you to call them "actresses". And.... nevermind.
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 29, 2022, 07:41:57 PM
"cyclonefence"

Someones got herself a big brown beaver.

I would be unsurprised if the primitives name in RL was Wynona.

(Primus reference, for those who may not get the reference)
Somehow  I missed that whole thing when it first came out. The joy I had sharing it with my teenager later in life was limitless however
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 29, 2022, 07:56:17 PM
Somehow  I missed that whole thing when it first came out. The joy I had sharing it with my teenager later in life was limitless however

The video is even pretty funny, though a little strange:

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on December 30, 2022, 12:41:08 AM
This DUnce tale has more holes in it than it has ever shared with its partner.   ICP indeed :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy catches husband watching porn, or catches self
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 30, 2022, 06:19:42 AM
The video is even pretty funny, though a little strange:

https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
The mr.crinkle one is even weirder