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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on December 29, 2022, 11:30:02 AM
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Star Member cyclonefence (3,810 posts)
The most bizarre thing
happened last night while I was posting to DU. Our TV turned itself on--my husband had gone to bed 20 minutes earlier, and the cat was with him--and what was on was totally hard-core porn. I mean, everything. In the corner of the screen it said "for coyotes only" or it might have been "cougars" but these ladies were too young to be cougars.
I ran upstairs to tell my husband, and he said "just turn it off" and went back to sleep.
I tried to check the screen that tells you what channel you're watching, but that screen wouldn't come up--just more ****ing and sucking. I tried pushing the "record" button but that didn't work, either.
We don't subscribe to any porn channels (that I know of!), and besides, if we did, it would show on the menu screen, right?
A wonderful Christmas present, I guess.
So you guys watch porn...who cares? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217502219)
The plot thickens:
Star Member cyclonefence (3,810 posts)
7. It was streamed or something from my husband's phone
and I asked him how much it costs (it's premium stuff, believe me), and he said it was free! Damn. Back in the days when I was interested in porn, the actresses always kept their brassieres on. But then, I'm old as dirt.
God bless him, I say. Keeps him off my back. As it were.
Maybe if you serviced your husband instead of DUmmies on the internet, he wouldn't be secretly spanking it to weird porn.
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So you guys watch porn...who cares? (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217502219)
The plot thickens:
Maybe if you serviced your husband instead of DUmmies on the internet, he wouldn't be secretly spanking it to weird porn.
Kind of sounds like the primitive is a prude that has zero interest in satisfying its husband's physical needs. Selfish and greedy true to form
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Without even bothering to click the DUmp link, I can already ascertain that this story is as full of holes as Cyclone Fence's granny panties. So much suspicious and ambiguous phrasing.
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4. What channel is it?
Do I gotta pay for it?
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Response to 3Hotdogs (Reply #4)Wed Dec 28, 2022, 09:02 AM
Tetrachloride (4,738 posts)
5. The English Channel
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(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.Dl5-XyeSFY5fQJbNU3gLgwHaE6%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=e0026413914e59d8c0ebf5df920cefb4927fd429221138de288b80155180b76f&ipo=images)
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I wonder how she knew it was premium stuff? Maybe the guy wasn’t wearing black socks and a mask Lowell :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :-)
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"cyclonefence"
Someones got herself a big brown beaver.
I would be unsurprised if the primitives name in RL was Wynona.
(Primus reference, for those who may not get the reference)
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cyclonefence (3,814 posts)
7. ....Back in the days when I was interested in porn, the actresses always kept their brassieres on...
How kind of you to call them "actresses". And.... nevermind.
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"cyclonefence"
Someones got herself a big brown beaver.
I would be unsurprised if the primitives name in RL was Wynona.
(Primus reference, for those who may not get the reference)
Somehow I missed that whole thing when it first came out. The joy I had sharing it with my teenager later in life was limitless however
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Somehow I missed that whole thing when it first came out. The joy I had sharing it with my teenager later in life was limitless however
The video is even pretty funny, though a little strange:
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
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This DUnce tale has more holes in it than it has ever shared with its partner. ICP indeed :-)
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The video is even pretty funny, though a little strange:
https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg
The mr.crinkle one is even weirder