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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: RuralNc on December 26, 2022, 01:25:42 PM
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onecaliberal (28,320 posts)
You will not believe what my in laws did before dinner.
They made everyone stand in a circle and hold hands, then mil said the prayer. After that as the circle was breaking up, loud whistles interrupted and someone yelled stay in the circle. They then started saying the pledge of allegiance. Oh did I fail to mention the theme was Red, White, and Blue?
Let the Christmas Bouncies roll! Or bounce, if you like.
Personally I WANT to believe that this actually happened. Why? Just to piss off the these idiots. Thats why.
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https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100217497855
Let the Christmas Bouncies roll! Or bounce, if you like.
Personally I WANT to believe that this actually happened. Why? Just to piss off the these idiots. Thats why.
Don't know if this is a a real story or just a parody of what libs think happen in religious homes. I've probably been to 8 different family Christmas dinners (half in my own immediate or extended family) in my lifetime, and the only praying of any sort was at my Grandparents' where my Aunt Geraldine was always asked to lead in prayer. And if she weren't there, there would have been no prayer at all.
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I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500, Alex.
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How does one endure such horrors? :panic:
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So petty to broadcast it to DU, if true.
I'll bet his subconscious beef is with the physical act of forming a circle.
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I guess they never heard of saying grace before a meal. :thatsright:
F**king heathen! :mental:
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Don't know if this is a a real story or just a parody of what libs think happen in religious homes. I've probably been to 8 different family Christmas dinners (half in my own immediate or extended family) in my lifetime, and the only praying of any sort was at my Grandparents' where my Aunt Geraldine was always asked to lead in prayer. And if she weren't there, there would have been no prayer at all.
My father would usually ask me to say Grace. Miss that now that he's gone. :(
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So petty to broadcast it to DU, if true.
I'll bet his subconscious beef is with the physical act of forming a circle.
They don’t mind forming a circle as the place is a permanent circle jerk :thatsright: :-)
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The horrors of patriotism these people suffer.
Unbelievable.
KC
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You've got to admit that the DUnatic DUchebags love and tolerance is exceeded during the holidays.
P.S. I award the 28K poster DUmmy no bongs as its lie hit ZERO points of anything resembling a bouncy.
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Don't know if this is a a real story or just a parody of what libs think happen in religious homes. I've probably been to 8 different family Christmas dinners (half in my own immediate or extended family) in my lifetime, and the only praying of any sort was at my Grandparents' where my Aunt Geraldine was always asked to lead in prayer. And if she weren't there, there would have been no prayer at all.
Similar here.
At the inlaws, or extended family, large gatherings, usually there is a prayer. But that can sometimes depend on turnout. :-)
But I certainly dont recall any hand holding, and pledge of the allegiance. Maybe I missed that part. :kumbaya:
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How does one endure such horrors? :panic:
Faint-on-the-couch liberalism.
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You've got to admit that the DUnatic DUchebags love and tolerance is exceeded during the holidays.
P.S. I award the 28K poster DUmmy no bongs as its lie hit ZERO points of anything resembling a bouncy.
Let's face it. After TiT and wee willie left the bouncies just suck. I mean they don't even try anymore.
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Similar here.
At the inlaws, or extended family, large gatherings, usually there is a prayer. But that can sometimes depend on turnout. :-)
But I certainly dont recall any hand holding, and pledge of the allegiance. Maybe I missed that part. :kumbaya:
As I mentioned, I imagine this is a DUmmy fantasy of what they THINK happens in millions of Christian households.
The strangest religious experience I had was attending my first Jewish wedding. My future ex-wife was in the wedding party, and I walked into the service with other gentiles and we were handed yarmulkes. We didn't know and I still don't know if it was respectful or disrespectful to wear it or not wear it. So I put it in my suit pocket where it remained until the next time I wore that suit 6 months late.
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Let's face it. After TiT and wee willie left the bouncies just suck. I mean they don't even try anymore.
To warm the cockles of your heart and a remembrance of the era of solid bouncy tales:
The Best of Bouncy Ball (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=7189.0)
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To warm the cockles of your heart and a remembrance of the era of solid bouncy tales:
The Best of Bouncy Ball (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=7189.0)
Thanks - lots of laugh material there!
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Response to onecaliberal (Original post)Mon Dec 26, 2022, 01:15 PM
Star Member Emile (9,383 posts)
21. That is really sick! You should have said real loud I pledge allegiance to Joe Biden
Wrong answer.
Since it was a Christmas party, the perfect primitive bon mot would have been:
I don't drink with you.
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1 bong awarded :stoner:
No creativity, and no cops wearing polar camo jumping out of the snowbank.
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1 bong awarded :stoner:
No creativity, and no cops wearing polar camo jumping out of the snowbank.
...and not a single hate filled RW'er converted to a liberal
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Currently, until a few days anyway, they control the house, the senate, and the presidency and yet, they still can't pretend to like this country. Always ****ing bitching. Do us all a favor, DUmbasses, just off yourselves.
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Currently, until a few days anyway, they control the house, the senate, and the presidency and yet, they still can't pretend to like this country. Always ****ing bitching. Do us all a favor, DUmbasses, just off yourselves.
On a different topic of stupid liberal tricks, their current narrative on immigration is that the Republicans haven't helped pass any legitimate immigration reform. Well shit, you lib-tards had the Presidency, House and Senate for 2 years and never proposed anything. So yes, just off yourselves and stop blaming the opposition party.
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Why didn't they raise their hands in a circle of white healing light as the primitive is accustomed to
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I am surprised they even eat the meal because it was tainted by prayer!
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The OP had another thread about this gathering. Evidently her husband caught Covid and it had to have been caught at that party.
Wailing and gnashing off teeth has been commenced.
KC
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The OP had another thread about this gathering. Evidently her husband caught Covid and it had to have been caught at that party.
Wailing and gnashing off teeth has been commenced.
KC
I confused wasn't her husband vaxed and boosted?
How selfish of him.
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I confused wasn't her husband vaxed and boosted?
How selfish of him.
Saint Fauci told everyone that if you were vaxed and boosted you were ALLOWED to go visit family and friends.
OP even says the hosts were vaxed and boosted, but some others were not or she didn’t know.
They all act like you can’t get the Wu Flu from a vaccinated person.
KC
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The OP had another thread about this gathering. Evidently her husband caught Covid and it had to have been caught at that party.
Wailing and gnashing off teeth has been commenced.
KC
Oh my goodness. I just had to go find that....
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217503571
onecaliberal (28,375 posts)
Need prayers: Update
Husband tested positive today. Had the phone apt at 1. Going to pharmacy to pick up the Paxlovid.
Need prayers.
We were exposed to COVID from the trump lovers who recited the pledge at Christmas lunch. My stroke patient husband has symptoms. Could use the positive vibes.
Talk about hypocrisy.
Soo tell me "onecaliberal". Who is responsible for this again? YOU took YOUR husband, who is evidently not in good health, to a home, unprotected. Did you idiots not mask up and and sanitize everything and everyone within a 12 foot circle?
Who is responsible again? Not to mention "onecalliberal" has routinely mocked religious folks. So, spare me.
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Saint Fauci told everyone that if you were vaxed and boosted you were ALLOWED to go visit family and friends.
OP even says the hosts were vaxed and boosted, but some others were not or she didn’t know.
They all act like you can’t get the Wu Flu from a vaccinated person.
KC
Saint Falsies of the cooties can die slowly in a fire.
I'll even bring the gas can.
:fuelfire:
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Oh my goodness. I just had to go find that....
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217503571
Talk about hypocrisy.
Soo tell me "onecaliberal". Who is responsible for this again? YOU took YOUR husband, who is evidently not in good health, to a home, unprotected. Did you idiots not mask up and and sanitize everything and everyone within a 12 foot circle?
Who is responsible again? Not to mention "onecalliberal" has routinely mocked religious folks. So, spare me.
Amazing, isn’t it?
No one calls her out about how you can get it from the vaxed.
KC
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Soo tell me "onecaliberal". Who is responsible for this again? YOU took YOUR husband, who is evidently not in good health, to a home, unprotected. Did you idiots not mask up and and sanitize everything and everyone within a 12 foot circle?
Who is responsible again? Not to mention "onecalliberal" has routinely mocked religious folks. So, spare me.
Always with a DUmmie, it's always someone's else fault. Never take responsibility for your own actions.
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I wonder if onecaliberal's "stroke patient husband" experienced his stroke after the first, second, third, fourth or fifth jab. :-)
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Saint Fauci told everyone that if you were vaxed and boosted you were ALLOWED to go visit family and friends.
OP even says the hosts were vaxed and boosted, but some others were not or she didn’t know.
They all act like you can’t get the Wu Flu from a vaccinated person.
KC
Is it possible the Covid virus penetrated not one but two masks then? Unpossible! :p
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Is it possible the Covid virus penetrated not one but two masks then? Unpossible! :p
Or even more, they could have picked it up at the local "Hippy Foods Mart".