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Title: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: RuralNc on December 26, 2022, 01:25:42 PM
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100217497855

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onecaliberal (28,320 posts)


You will not believe what my in laws did before dinner.

They made everyone stand in a circle and hold hands, then mil said the prayer. After that as the circle was breaking up, loud whistles interrupted and someone yelled stay in the circle. They then started saying the pledge of allegiance. Oh did I fail to mention the theme was Red, White, and Blue?

Let the Christmas Bouncies roll! Or bounce, if you like.

Personally I WANT to believe that this actually happened. Why? Just to piss off the these idiots. Thats why.

Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 26, 2022, 02:56:42 PM
https://upload.democraticunderground.com/100217497855

Let the Christmas Bouncies roll! Or bounce, if you like.

Personally I WANT to believe that this actually happened. Why? Just to piss off the these idiots. Thats why.

Don't know if this is a a real story or just a parody of what libs think happen in religious homes. I've probably been to 8 different family Christmas dinners (half in my own immediate or extended family) in my lifetime, and the only praying of any sort was at my Grandparents' where my Aunt Geraldine was always asked to lead in prayer. And if she weren't there, there would have been no prayer at all.

Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Mary Ann on December 26, 2022, 02:57:25 PM
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500, Alex.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 26, 2022, 04:13:40 PM
How does one endure such horrors? :panic:
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on December 26, 2022, 11:04:54 PM
So petty to broadcast it to DU, if true. 

I'll bet his subconscious beef is with the physical act of forming a circle.   
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 27, 2022, 06:30:34 AM
I guess they never heard of saying grace before a meal. :thatsright:

F**king heathen! :mental:
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: YupItsMe on December 27, 2022, 08:50:36 AM
Don't know if this is a a real story or just a parody of what libs think happen in religious homes. I've probably been to 8 different family Christmas dinners (half in my own immediate or extended family) in my lifetime, and the only praying of any sort was at my Grandparents' where my Aunt Geraldine was always asked to lead in prayer. And if she weren't there, there would have been no prayer at all.

   My father would usually ask me to say Grace.  Miss that now that he's gone. :(
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 27, 2022, 08:57:47 AM
So petty to broadcast it to DU, if true. 

I'll bet his subconscious beef is with the physical act of forming a circle.

They don’t mind forming a circle as the place is a permanent circle jerk  :thatsright: :-)
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Texacon on December 27, 2022, 09:24:59 AM
The horrors of patriotism these people suffer. 

Unbelievable.

KC
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: jukin on December 27, 2022, 09:53:50 AM
You've got to admit that the DUnatic DUchebags love and tolerance is exceeded during the holidays.

P.S. I award the 28K poster DUmmy no bongs as its lie hit ZERO points of anything resembling a bouncy.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: RuralNc on December 27, 2022, 12:07:41 PM
Don't know if this is a a real story or just a parody of what libs think happen in religious homes. I've probably been to 8 different family Christmas dinners (half in my own immediate or extended family) in my lifetime, and the only praying of any sort was at my Grandparents' where my Aunt Geraldine was always asked to lead in prayer. And if she weren't there, there would have been no prayer at all.

Similar here.

At the inlaws, or extended family, large gatherings, usually there is a prayer. But that can sometimes depend on turnout.  :-)

But I certainly dont recall any hand holding, and pledge of the allegiance. Maybe I missed that part. :kumbaya:
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 27, 2022, 01:54:42 PM
How does one endure such horrors? :panic:

Faint-on-the-couch liberalism.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 27, 2022, 01:55:51 PM
You've got to admit that the DUnatic DUchebags love and tolerance is exceeded during the holidays.

P.S. I award the 28K poster DUmmy no bongs as its lie hit ZERO points of anything resembling a bouncy.

Let's face it.  After TiT and wee willie left the bouncies just suck.  I mean they don't even try anymore.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2022, 03:28:27 PM
Similar here.

At the inlaws, or extended family, large gatherings, usually there is a prayer. But that can sometimes depend on turnout.  :-)

But I certainly dont recall any hand holding, and pledge of the allegiance. Maybe I missed that part. :kumbaya:

As I mentioned, I imagine this is a DUmmy fantasy of what they THINK happens in millions of Christian households.

The strangest religious experience I had was attending my first Jewish wedding. My future ex-wife was in the wedding party, and I walked into the service with other gentiles and we were handed yarmulkes. We didn't know and I still don't know if it was respectful or disrespectful to wear it or not wear it. So I put it in my suit pocket where it remained until the next time I wore that suit 6 months late.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 27, 2022, 03:36:46 PM
Let's face it.  After TiT and wee willie left the bouncies just suck.  I mean they don't even try anymore.

To warm the cockles of your heart and a remembrance of the era of solid bouncy tales:

The Best of Bouncy Ball (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=7189.0)
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 27, 2022, 04:29:05 PM
To warm the cockles of your heart and a remembrance of the era of solid bouncy tales:

The Best of Bouncy Ball (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=7189.0)

Thanks - lots of laugh material there!
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Delmar on December 27, 2022, 07:32:20 PM
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Response to onecaliberal (Original post)Mon Dec 26, 2022, 01:15 PM
Star Member Emile (9,383 posts)
21. That is really sick! You should have said real loud I pledge allegiance to Joe Biden

Wrong answer.

Since it was a Christmas party, the perfect primitive bon mot would have been:

I don't drink with you.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 27, 2022, 09:51:20 PM
1 bong awarded  :stoner:


No creativity, and no cops wearing polar camo jumping out of the snowbank.

Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: 3rd-try on December 28, 2022, 09:32:42 PM
1 bong awarded  :stoner:


No creativity, and no cops wearing polar camo jumping out of the snowbank.

...and not a single hate filled RW'er converted to a liberal
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Rebel on December 29, 2022, 11:36:40 AM
Currently, until a few days anyway, they control the house, the senate, and the presidency and yet, they still can't pretend to like this country. Always ****ing bitching. Do us all a favor, DUmbasses, just off yourselves.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 29, 2022, 11:57:44 AM
Currently, until a few days anyway, they control the house, the senate, and the presidency and yet, they still can't pretend to like this country. Always ****ing bitching. Do us all a favor, DUmbasses, just off yourselves.

On a different topic of stupid liberal tricks, their current narrative on immigration is that the Republicans haven't helped pass any legitimate immigration reform. Well shit, you lib-tards had the Presidency, House and Senate for 2 years and never proposed anything. So yes, just off yourselves and stop blaming the opposition party.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 29, 2022, 12:29:43 PM
Why didn't they raise their hands in a circle of white healing light as the primitive is accustomed to
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 29, 2022, 01:41:22 PM
I am surprised they even eat the meal because it was tainted by prayer!
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Texacon on December 29, 2022, 02:43:57 PM
The OP had another thread about this gathering. Evidently her husband caught Covid and it had to have been caught at that party.

Wailing and gnashing off teeth has been commenced.

KC
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: 67 Rover on December 29, 2022, 03:13:38 PM
The OP had another thread about this gathering. Evidently her husband caught Covid and it had to have been caught at that party.

Wailing and gnashing off teeth has been commenced.

KC

I confused wasn't her husband vaxed and boosted?
How selfish of him.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Texacon on December 29, 2022, 04:42:54 PM
I confused wasn't her husband vaxed and boosted?
How selfish of him.


Saint Fauci told everyone that if you were vaxed and boosted you were ALLOWED to go visit family and friends.

OP even says the hosts were vaxed and boosted, but some others were not or she didn’t know.

They all act like you can’t get the Wu Flu from a vaccinated person.

KC
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: RuralNc on December 29, 2022, 05:02:49 PM
The OP had another thread about this gathering. Evidently her husband caught Covid and it had to have been caught at that party.

Wailing and gnashing off teeth has been commenced.

KC

Oh my goodness. I just had to go find that....

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217503571

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onecaliberal (28,375 posts)


Need prayers: Update

Husband tested positive today. Had the phone apt at 1. Going to pharmacy to pick up the Paxlovid.

Need prayers.

We were exposed to COVID from the trump lovers who recited the pledge at Christmas lunch. My stroke patient husband has symptoms. Could use the positive vibes.

Talk about hypocrisy.

Soo tell me "onecaliberal". Who is responsible for this again? YOU took YOUR husband, who is evidently not in good health, to a home, unprotected. Did you idiots not mask up and and sanitize everything and everyone within a 12 foot circle?

Who is responsible again? Not to mention "onecalliberal" has routinely mocked religious folks. So, spare me.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: DefiantSix on December 29, 2022, 07:12:54 PM

Saint Fauci told everyone that if you were vaxed and boosted you were ALLOWED to go visit family and friends.

OP even says the hosts were vaxed and boosted, but some others were not or she didn’t know.

They all act like you can’t get the Wu Flu from a vaccinated person.

KC

Saint Falsies of the cooties can die slowly in a fire.

I'll even bring the gas can.

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Texacon on December 29, 2022, 08:40:32 PM
Oh my goodness. I just had to go find that....

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217503571

Talk about hypocrisy.

Soo tell me "onecaliberal". Who is responsible for this again? YOU took YOUR husband, who is evidently not in good health, to a home, unprotected. Did you idiots not mask up and and sanitize everything and everyone within a 12 foot circle?

Who is responsible again? Not to mention "onecalliberal" has routinely mocked religious folks. So, spare me.


Amazing, isn’t it?

No one calls her out about how you can get it from the vaxed.

KC
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: Dblhaul on December 29, 2022, 09:28:49 PM
Soo tell me "onecaliberal". Who is responsible for this again? YOU took YOUR husband, who is evidently not in good health, to a home, unprotected. Did you idiots not mask up and and sanitize everything and everyone within a 12 foot circle?

Who is responsible again? Not to mention "onecalliberal" has routinely mocked religious folks. So, spare me.
Always with a DUmmie, it's always someone's else fault. Never take responsibility for your own actions.
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: 67 Rover on December 30, 2022, 01:27:47 PM
I wonder if onecaliberal's "stroke patient husband" experienced his stroke after the first, second, third, fourth or fifth jab.  :-)
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: 67 Rover on December 30, 2022, 03:40:13 PM

Saint Fauci told everyone that if you were vaxed and boosted you were ALLOWED to go visit family and friends.

OP even says the hosts were vaxed and boosted, but some others were not or she didn’t know.

They all act like you can’t get the Wu Flu from a vaccinated person.

KC

Is it possible the Covid virus penetrated not one but two masks then? Unpossible!  :p
Title: Re: Christmas Dinner Bouncy! - onecaliberal
Post by: RuralNc on December 30, 2022, 04:41:59 PM
Is it possible the Covid virus penetrated not one but two masks then? Unpossible!  :p

Or even more, they could have picked it up at the local "Hippy Foods Mart".