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Title: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: CC27 on December 09, 2022, 07:46:27 AM
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Star Member kentuck (108,236 posts)


First, they came for the lawyers...
The DOJ has been terribly concerned about the missing documents. Since Trump's lawyers found a couple more classified documents in a storage compartment in Florida, they are even more concerned.

They requested a written statement from the Trump team, under penalty of perjury, that there were no more documents. The problem is that neither Trump nor any of his team of lawyers will sign such a statement. His own lawyers do not trust him.

The Special Counsel and the DOJ are left with little choice but to charge the entire Trump team, including Trump, with contempt. This may initiate a daily fine on Mr Trump until the DOJ receives the sworn statement from them?

This creates a dilemma for Mr Trump that he has never seen before. He has always been able to hide behind his lawyers and slick legal maneuvers to stay away from criminal charges and to stay out of jail.

But this demand by the Special Counsel takes away that shield. If he loses his lawyers, he is defenseless against all charges.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217448668

More stupid from Ken****
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: SVPete on December 09, 2022, 08:37:31 AM
 :rotf: Trump, et al, aren't falling for a perjury trap, the poor Prog babies. Trump handled classified documents by the tens of thousands per year. The chances that some document accidentally got trapped behind a desk or filing cabinet drawer or accidentally got misfiled by Trump or a staffer in a non-secret folder or intentionally got hidden away by a Prog-mole staffer are pretty much a certainty.

 :rotf: Trump, et al, aren't stupid enough to give LIEden's FBI an easy pretext for a weeks-long fishing-expedition and spy-mission at M-a-L and every Trump office he visited during his Presidency.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 09, 2022, 10:42:18 AM
“First, they came for the lawyers…”

What an odd quote to reference. :mental:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 09, 2022, 12:24:58 PM
When I read the headline I thought it was going to be about stormy Daniel's creepy lawyer going to prison
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 09, 2022, 01:56:22 PM
When I read the headline I thought it was going to be about stormy Daniel's creepy lawyer going to prison

He’s already there for a long time  :-) :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 09, 2022, 05:01:17 PM
Go piss up a rope, DUmb****.

And do it well away from children.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: USA4ME on December 09, 2022, 07:47:36 PM
“First, they came for the lawyers…”

What an odd quote to reference. :mental:

The primitives pull that poem out every so often when they’re trying to impress each other. Ken is about dead, so that he recalled it at all is a miracle in itself. But he’s a quack and has been and always will be, and at this point in his old age he’s just grabbing at what little he can remember to try and appear smart, since he’s not.

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Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 09, 2022, 08:47:42 PM
Go piss up a rope, DUmb****.

And do it well away from children.

I think the judge specified 500 feet in DUmb**** Kentuck's order...  :shucks:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: SVPete on December 09, 2022, 08:54:11 PM
kt got Whomp-Whomped, https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/doj-asks-federal-judge-hold-trump-contempt-classified/story?id=94809481 . :rotf:  :tongue:

The Hate-Trumpers' strategy of keeping Trump from getting legal representation by trying to criminalize working for Trump seems to be coming up short ... going on 8 years of coming up short.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: RuralNc on December 10, 2022, 05:32:57 PM
500 plus views. 1 response not remotely worth bringing over. I think even the Mutts know that Kentuck is the morons moron.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: Drafe Hoblin on December 11, 2022, 10:13:23 PM
Then they came for the lawyers' luggage.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on December 11, 2022, 11:41:50 PM
Then they came for the lawyers' luggage.

Or perhaps on it, if certain luggage theiving freaks are any indication...

Blech.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: SVPete on December 12, 2022, 08:18:33 AM
500 plus views. 1 response not remotely worth bringing over. I think even the Mutts know that Kentuck is the morons moron.

Three days after kt posted the thread, "1 replies, 527 views". :rotf:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: FlaGator on December 12, 2022, 10:06:47 AM
What do you have when you've got a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 12, 2022, 10:08:55 AM
What do you have when you've got a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a 2000 foot cliff?

A good start..
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: FlaGator on December 12, 2022, 10:11:42 AM
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 12, 2022, 10:14:20 AM
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a slimy, scum sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a fish.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: FlaGator on December 12, 2022, 12:23:09 PM
What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 12, 2022, 12:30:28 PM
My goodness!  ...

Such a clever bunch we have here in CC!  :yahoo:

Kudos to all!

~ ABC
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 12, 2022, 07:06:22 PM
How do you keep a lawyer from playing in the street?


Jam the brakes on your ambulance
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 12, 2022, 08:51:29 PM
How do you keep a lawyer from playing in the street?


Jam the brakes on your ambulance

Ha! Ha!  :cheersmate:

Stop already, making me keep checking  this out & laugh!!!  :-)

I still have important things to do tonight ...

Namely, applying a second coat of nail polish to my nails for tomorrow!   :lmao:  But true!

~ ABC


Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: FlaGator on December 13, 2022, 07:25:12 AM
Some things I can't help sharing... Lawyer jokes and Alabama jokes are at the top of that list.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 13, 2022, 08:21:53 AM
Some things I can't help sharing... Lawyer jokes and Alabama jokes are at the top of that list.

Know the best thing about Alabama???

It separates Georgia from Mississippi..
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: FlaGator on December 13, 2022, 10:50:08 AM
Know the best thing about Alabama???

It separates Georgia from Mississippi..

Do you know why the St. Johns River flows north? Because Georgia sucks.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 16, 2022, 05:27:13 PM
Do you know why the St. Johns River flows north? Because Georgia sucks.

Not true Gator Breath!   :-)   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Not! Not! Not! ...  :tongue:

At least not the folks in my neck of the woods (err mountains!)  We are mainly conservative, patriotic types!   :yahoo:

You must be referring to those dreaded lib ones that live in the Atlanta area!  Argh!  :argh:

~ ABC

Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 16, 2022, 06:57:15 PM
And yes, FlaGator,  I know you were only joking!  :blowkiss:

At least you had BETTER have been darlin' !!!!!  :)  :)  :)

~ ABC
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 16, 2022, 07:00:41 PM
(I'd hate to see what she'd think if she ever found out I think EVERYBODY east of the Mississippi River is too damned insane for me.)

Oops; did I say that out loud???  :shucks:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 16, 2022, 08:04:56 PM
(I'd hate to see what she'd think if she ever found out I think EVERYBODY east of the Mississippi River is too damned insane for me.)

Oops; did I say that out loud???  :shucks:

 :ohmy: 

Yes indeedy you did !  Your problem sweet thing ...

Not ours!!!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

~ ABC  :)
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: FlaGator on December 16, 2022, 08:29:09 PM
And yes, FlaGator,  I know you were only joking!  :blowkiss:

At least you had BETTER have been darlin' !!!!!  :)  :)  :)

~ ABC

I always have to use that joke when the opportunity arises. :)
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 16, 2022, 10:57:04 PM
:ohmy: 

Yes indeedy you did !  Your problem sweet thing ...

Not ours!!!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

~ ABC  :)

Not a problem at all.

Y'all can have your side of the ol' "Muddy River" with my blessing (as if you needed it in the first place) and I'll stay safely ensconced on this side, in Galt's Gulch. The only reason y'all are more than I can handle is that I've already got my hands full keeping the crazies from the Left Coast and Colorado at bay.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 17, 2022, 02:27:50 AM
Not a problem at all.

Y'all can have your side of the ol' "Muddy River" with my blessing (as if you needed it in the first place) and I'll stay safely ensconced on this side, in Galt's Gulch. The only reason y'all are more than I can handle is that I've already got my hands full keeping the crazies from the Left Coast and Colorado at bay.
Gotta say...not impressed with your work thus far
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 17, 2022, 08:37:15 AM
Gotta say...not impressed with your work thus far

Ha! Ha! Neither am I impressed LOC!   :cheersmate:

Tell him for me, to contact  "Francisco d'Anconia" for help!!!   :lmao:

~ ABC
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 17, 2022, 10:39:49 AM
OOPS ... LOC! 

Meant for you to also tell him that Francisco d'Anconia" is my fave HERO character in "Atlas Shrugged!"

~ ABC

On that note must get outta here for the day!!! Have things to do at this end, damn it all!   :-)

I love to play in here!  I do!  I do!   :bolt:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 17, 2022, 10:55:13 AM
Gotta say...not impressed with your work thus far

Well, relax the ROEs and I can take care of it in about a weekend, my friend.  :killemall:

Until the ROEs are relaxed, my hands are tied and I'm not responsible for the present state of affairs.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 17, 2022, 10:59:40 AM
OOPS ... LOC! 

Meant for you to also tell him that Francisco d'Anconia" is my fave HERO character in "Atlas Shrugged!"

~ ABC

On that note must get outta here for the day!!! Have things to do at this end, damn it all!   :-)

I love to play in here!  I do!  I do!   :bolt:

Given the line of work I'm in, John Galt or Hank Reardon are more my line.
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 18, 2022, 09:09:00 AM
Given the line of work I'm in, John Galt or Hank Reardon are more my line.

Hank Reardon, huh?

Finally found something for you to read re Francisco & Rearden ...

In fewer words than I could have managed!   :-)

https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/a/atlas-shrugged/character-analysis/francisco-danconia

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More than anyone else, Francisco helps liberate Hank Rearden from the shackles of the self-sacrifice ethics, enabling Rearden to recognize the virtue and necessity of the strike.

~ ABC 



Oh Mercy!  Must now look up Hank Rearden from the same source & will do later on when I can!
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 18, 2022, 07:38:14 PM
I put my faith in our lord and savior, Adam smith along with our popes milton friedman and Thomas Sowell. Adam have mercy on our souls
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 19, 2022, 07:50:40 AM
What do you call a busload of lawyers going over a 2000 foot cliff?

A good start..

First, they came for the lawyers.

And I said, “Well, it took you long enough!”
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 19, 2022, 08:01:04 AM
Given the line of work I'm in, John Galt or Hank Reardon are more my line.

Hi again Defiant ...

Didn't bother to look up Hank Rearden after all; simply clicked on your image of the drafting table in your avatar. in order to find out the line of work that you are in.

Very impressive line of work indeed. Everything from engineering, designing, or architecture.

~ ABC
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 19, 2022, 08:52:05 AM
Hi again Defiant ...

Didn't bother to look up Hank Rearden after all; simply clicked on your image of the drafting table in your avatar. in order to find out the line of work that you are in.

Very impressive line of work indeed. Everything from engineering, designing, or architecture.

~ ABC
Chippendale on the weekends
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 19, 2022, 09:31:11 AM
Chippendale on the weekends

Ha! Ha! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Good one LOC!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: DefiantSix on December 19, 2022, 02:30:45 PM
Chippendale on the weekends

Uhhh...

... yeah, sure.

(https://media.tenor.com/5zbjR5Lpp3UAAAAC/chris-farley-dance-moves.gif)
Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: ABC-2 on December 19, 2022, 07:50:16 PM
I put my faith in our lord and savior, Adam smith along with our popes milton friedman and Thomas Sowell. Adam have mercy on our souls

Milton Friedman !!! ...

Another one of my HEROES LOC.  When we lived in PLANO TX, a suburb of Dallas, got to attend (not as a student) one of his lectures at SMU, purchased a signed copy of his and his wife Rose's books,  forget the title at the moment, darn it ...  argh!  :argh:

Years later, when moving, and finally cutting down on all our collection of books, sold it, among others, to a book store owner/!collector who grabbed it up right away!  (Delighted-smile!)

~ ABC

Title: Re: First, they came for the lawyers...
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 19, 2022, 09:32:54 PM
Milton Friedman !!! ...

Another one of my HEROES LOC.  When we lived in PLANO TX, a suburb of Dallas, got to attend (not as a student) one of his lectures at SMU, purchased a signed copy of his and his wife Rose's books,  forget the title at the moment, darn it ...  argh!  :argh:

Years later, when moving, and finally cutting down on all our collection of books, sold it, among others, to a book store owner/!collector who grabbed it up right away!  (Delighted-smile!)

~ ABC
I read "free to choose" cover to cover. It had to be a true honor to see him in person. I kept wondering what he'd say about the big check giveaway during the covid event. America lost a true guiding light when he passed