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Title: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: CC27 on December 05, 2022, 11:48:49 AM
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Star Member Deep State Witch (9,018 posts)


A Holiday Song for DU

Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Smith nipping at our foes
Major charges being sung by a choir
Defense claims fall like dominoes
Everybody knows a turkey when they see Don’s face
Now we’ll make this country right
Tiny hands, with his eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
He knows that prison’s on its way
He's stolen documents and now there’s hell to pay
And every mother's child is gonna spy
To see if sentencing means Trump is gonna fry
And so I'm offering this simple phrase:
To Trump kids and cronies, too
Although you have dodged many crimes, many ways
Justice will come for you.🎄 🎶🎶🎶

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217434406


How ****ing stupid.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: SVPete on December 05, 2022, 12:30:42 PM
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Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: jukin on December 05, 2022, 01:01:59 PM
This is more the speed of the DUmpmonkeys intellect.. and funny too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: ABC-2 on December 05, 2022, 01:16:12 PM
Dream on Dummies!  Another song for you.  :-)

While not all the lyrics to the following are relevant, am pretty sure you'll get the message.   Especially the line after ...

"Only trouble is"   :tongue:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQsiRfbi1pM
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: ABC-2 on December 05, 2022, 01:18:52 PM
This is more the speed of the DUmpmonkeys intellect.. and funny too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvHXjKloNs


Very, very funny!!!   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: ABC-2 on December 05, 2022, 02:07:21 PM
Big time OOPS!  :banghead:  :banghead:

Didn't post the correct rendition in post #3 above...

No time to go back and find it now!  Oh well!   

~ ABC :bolt:   :-)

 
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 05, 2022, 02:36:27 PM
Let's get a "12 Days of Christmas" going. Make sure to work in harvested ballots, suppressed stories, ring-kissing, false flags, etc.
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: RuralNc on December 05, 2022, 03:10:01 PM
Ohh the poor saps.

Im guessing it took all of the DUmp brain trust to come up with that?

 :yawn:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: SVPete on December 05, 2022, 03:31:54 PM
Wowzers! Posted 5 or more hours ago, all of 5 Replies. :rotf:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: landofconfusion80 on December 05, 2022, 05:20:25 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI)
A song written and sung by a DUmmie which eventually has described the modern dummie
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: ABC-2 on December 05, 2022, 07:11:29 PM
Quote from  ADsOutburst ...

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Let's get a "12 Days of Christmas" going. Make sure to work in harvested ballots, suppressed stories, ring-kissing, false flags, etc.

Is a great idea ADsOutburst ...

Has got me singing for Mr. ABC's ears only. to make him laugh.

I can't even remember the crazy words I sang to him off the top of my head, except for the first line ...

About a turnip in a pear tree.   Meaning the WH.   :-)

Can't wait to read what you guys come up with.    :yahoo:

Go for it! ~ ABC
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: Tess Anderson on December 05, 2022, 09:20:36 PM
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ann-white-4898975/
https://www.facebook.com/annw2

"Deep State Witch"  ::)

(https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E03AQFwoIL1FA3I9A/profile-displayphoto-shrink_200_200/0/1517763142403?e=1675900800&v=beta&t=WtQoSYq3kS7i2BdtWK9UjXA0zfZXn4OC1bt7Y7l2TMs)

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/124373498_10159188119459524_4061394098891581488_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=174925&_nc_ohc=AlC2RN9by54AX8nyW3H&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfDf1Op4QM022jPjtvCbjQlrxZRwhcqiDhakXm-_EmRe5A&oe=63B60FD2)

 :o

 :rotf:


Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: Dblhaul on December 05, 2022, 10:29:02 PM
So much stupidly in one post. 

I looked at its FB page. What is this thing?
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: CC27 on December 06, 2022, 07:51:17 AM
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ann-white-4898975/
https://www.facebook.com/annw2

"Deep State Witch"  ::)

(https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E03AQFwoIL1FA3I9A/profile-displayphoto-shrink_200_200/0/1517763142403?e=1675900800&v=beta&t=WtQoSYq3kS7i2BdtWK9UjXA0zfZXn4OC1bt7Y7l2TMs)

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/124373498_10159188119459524_4061394098891581488_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=174925&_nc_ohc=AlC2RN9by54AX8nyW3H&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfDf1Op4QM022jPjtvCbjQlrxZRwhcqiDhakXm-_EmRe5A&oe=63B60FD2)

 :o

 :rotf:

I see this sack of crap works for the government.  :whatever:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: 67 Rover on December 06, 2022, 08:34:44 AM
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ann-white-4898975/
https://www.facebook.com/annw2

"Deep State Witch"  ::)

(https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E03AQFwoIL1FA3I9A/profile-displayphoto-shrink_200_200/0/1517763142403?e=1675900800&v=beta&t=WtQoSYq3kS7i2BdtWK9UjXA0zfZXn4OC1bt7Y7l2TMs)

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/124373498_10159188119459524_4061394098891581488_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=174925&_nc_ohc=AlC2RN9by54AX8nyW3H&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfDf1Op4QM022jPjtvCbjQlrxZRwhcqiDhakXm-_EmRe5A&oe=63B60FD2)

 :o

 :rotf:


Shouldn't there be an elbow somewhere on that things arm? 

I shudder to think of what all that looks like in motion.  :puke:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: RuralNc on December 06, 2022, 05:47:06 PM

Shouldn't there be an elbow somewhere on that things arm? 

I shudder to think of what all that looks like in motion.  :puke:

Looks like someone had Lapband, or similar surgery.

Next thing you know, it will be hosting a Go Fund Me to raise funds so it can fly to Cuba and have the excess removed. Then another Go Fund Me when it becomes infected.  :p
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 06, 2022, 11:10:18 PM
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ann-white-4898975/
https://www.facebook.com/annw2

"Deep State Witch"  ::)

(https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E03AQFwoIL1FA3I9A/profile-displayphoto-shrink_200_200/0/1517763142403?e=1675900800&v=beta&t=WtQoSYq3kS7i2BdtWK9UjXA0zfZXn4OC1bt7Y7l2TMs)

(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/124373498_10159188119459524_4061394098891581488_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=174925&_nc_ohc=AlC2RN9by54AX8nyW3H&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=00_AfDf1Op4QM022jPjtvCbjQlrxZRwhcqiDhakXm-_EmRe5A&oe=63B60FD2)

 :o

 :rotf:


     Indeed, any state that witch stands in becomes a few feet deeper, I am sure.
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: DefiantSix on December 06, 2022, 11:52:54 PM

     Indeed, any state that witch stands in becomes a few feet deeper, I am sure.

Which is why she's banned from Louisiana outright. Nawlins is already 50 feet below sea level in places...

 :whistling:
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: Wineslob on December 07, 2022, 11:08:27 AM
I see this sack of crap works for the government.  :whatever:


Probably cant figure out it's pronouns either.
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: jukin on December 07, 2022, 12:09:37 PM

Shouldn't there be an elbow somewhere on that things arm? 

I shudder to think of what all that looks like in motion.  :puke:

Even when at rest that thing is always in motion.
Title: Re: A Holiday Song for DU
Post by: Zathras on December 11, 2022, 03:17:23 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_uujKuJMI)
A song written and sung by a DUmmie which eventually has described the modern dummie

I think this is the DU anthem....

https://youtu.be/SMhwddNQSWQ