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Title: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: CC27 on November 23, 2022, 07:53:07 AM
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malaise (250,246 posts)


As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving

Give thanks in advance for the coming indictment (s) of the Slobfather.
He is going to be indicted.😀😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217403680

I beg of you to put down the damn vodka bottle.  :whatever:
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 23, 2022, 08:23:03 AM
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malaise (250,246 posts)


As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving

Give thanks in advance for the coming indictment (s) of the Slobfather.
He is going to be indicted.😀😀

Should we "bank it"? :rofl:
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 23, 2022, 08:55:45 AM
24 business hours?
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: SVPete on November 23, 2022, 09:58:58 AM
Aren't mal's predictions pretty much 0-for-###,###? :rotf:
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: Dblhaul on November 23, 2022, 11:13:34 AM
You got him this time! (Ver 26985)
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: DefiantSix on November 23, 2022, 11:18:30 AM
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malaise (250,246 posts)


As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving

Give thanks in advance for the coming indictment (s) of the Slobfather.
He is going to be indicted.😀😀

I beg of you to put down the damn vodka bottle.  :whatever:

The rest of the world would probably be better off if mal were to put the vodka bottle to her head and pull the trigger.

 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :bwah:
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 23, 2022, 11:43:41 AM
I beg of you to put down the damn vodka bottle.  :whatever:


The rest of the world would probably be better off if mal were to put the vodka bottle to her head and pull the trigger.

 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :bwah:

Man, could you imagine the combined bar bill between Malaise, Drunken Aunt Nance Greggs, and even the corpse of the late William Rivers Pitt? I could own a bar and cover all expenses based on their drinking alone.
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 23, 2022, 11:45:42 AM
Man, could you imagine the combined bar bill between Malaise, Drunken Aunt Nance Greggs, and even the corpse of the late William Rivers Pitt? I could own a bar and cover all expenses based on their drinking alone.
To be fair, they wrung out Mr. Pitts at the wake for refreshments
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: SVPete on November 23, 2022, 11:58:33 AM
Traditionally, DU-folk regale each other with plans to PO their T'giving dinner hosts and :bouncy: s about how they supposedly outsmarted conservative parents and relatives.


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tZZDqwKASbI/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 23, 2022, 12:20:00 PM
Traditionally, DU-folk regale each other with plans to PO their T'giving dinner hosts and :bouncy: s about how they supposedly outsmarted conservative parents and relatives.


(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tZZDqwKASbI/hqdefault.jpg)

Speaking of which, the real Commander in Chief Ron Klain issued this "fact sheet" to discuss at Thanksgiving:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiQMpX6XoAUmwod?format=jpg&name=medium)

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/11/23/try-not-to-get-whiplash-from-this-one-eighty-about-republicans-in-whs-thanksgiving-cheat-sheet/

And back in the golden oldies file:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oYPRAOARpD0/X_uRASbywEI/AAAAAAAAJIQ/JkDZpZfSItolWYDgT29pEwOqexaqkGqBwCLcBGAsYHQ/w400-h261/122313pajama%2B%25284%2529.jpg)
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on November 25, 2022, 09:37:30 AM
Well, at least we haven't been seeing any of the usual DU Thanksgiving threads, where they either say it's an evil holiday that should be banned for one reason or another, proudly proclaim they will be skipping the family dinner due to there being some family members who disagree with them on politics, or write up bouncies about converting everyone at the table.
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: SVPete on November 25, 2022, 10:13:40 AM
Well, at least we haven't been seeing any of the usual DU Thanksgiving threads, where they either say it's an evil holiday that should be banned for one reason or another, proudly proclaim they will be skipping the family dinner due to there being some family members who disagree with them on politics, or write up bounties about converting everyone at the table.

Maybe so many DUmmies have already cut off or been cut off by their families that, "I cut off my parents/aunts/uncles/grandparents/cousins," stories are no longer possible on DU (without some DU member saying, "Cool story Bro/Sis, you told it last year, too".
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: jukin on November 25, 2022, 12:56:36 PM
This has toast!
Trump is legs!

The wheels are closing in!
Walls are coming off!
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 25, 2022, 03:53:19 PM
Speaking of which, the real Commander in Chief Ron Klain issued this "fact sheet" to discuss at Thanksgiving:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiQMpX6XoAUmwod?format=jpg&name=medium)

https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2022/11/23/try-not-to-get-whiplash-from-this-one-eighty-about-republicans-in-whs-thanksgiving-cheat-sheet/

And back in the golden oldies file:

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oYPRAOARpD0/X_uRASbywEI/AAAAAAAAJIQ/JkDZpZfSItolWYDgT29pEwOqexaqkGqBwCLcBGAsYHQ/w400-h261/122313pajama%2B%25284%2529.jpg)

And yet, they will claim it is republicans who need their talking points issued to them.
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: SVPete on November 25, 2022, 04:35:25 PM
2 days, 14 Replies. Not exactly a celebratory response, :rotf:  :tongue: . Ah, well, DU-folk are a bunch of ingrates, :-) .
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: dutch508 on November 25, 2022, 05:04:53 PM
It takes the DUmpmonkiez at least 3 days to get their talking points straight.
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 26, 2022, 01:00:42 AM
The Rasta Smelly one dials 867-5309 and gets the wrong number!   Jamaican Jerk-off indeed!
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 26, 2022, 09:20:43 AM
It takes the DUmpmonkiez at least 3 days to get their talking points straight.

Sometimes they never do. It's like the verbal equivalent of :juggle:.
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: ABC-2 on November 26, 2022, 10:53:43 AM
It takes the DUmpmonkiez at least 3 days to get their talking points straight.

Ha! Ha !  Make that at the very least ...  :cheersmate:

Also,  most happy to have you back Dutch, presumably, safe & sound!

 Hugs ~ ABC
Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: ABC-2 on November 26, 2022, 11:00:08 AM
This has toast!
Trump is legs!

The wheels are closing in!
Walls are coming off!

  Oh my!   :lmao:

Thanks once again for the much needed laugh, jukin!   :cheersmate:

~ Hugs ABC

Title: Re: As you get ready to celebrate Thanksgiving
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 26, 2022, 01:09:26 PM
This has toast!
Trump is legs!

The wheels are closing in!
Walls are coming off!

Things have done a complete 360!