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Title: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: CC27 on November 15, 2022, 02:05:40 PM
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Star Member PCIntern (22,967 posts)


Every novel has an ending..

I would posit that this seemingly unending, incredibly complex, amazingly creative story which we have been living through for I don’t know how many years, is drawing to close. It is impossible to predict what this ending will be, because nothing, and I mean nothing has made any sense.

The funny part is that if one were to write a prologue of the story one could equally believably write that the Clintons, knowing that Donald Trump was a malignant narcissist who possessed a 100% name recognition , put him up to all this in order to have him destroy the Republican party which he has done a wonderfully masterful job of doing, far beyond the capabilities of the Democratic Party. Or, Could have a scene where in Donald Trump is reading the works of Adolf Hitler and decided that Hitler made a few mistakes but by God and for the most part he actually did a great job and this is what he was going to attempt to perform in America because, as PT Barnum said, there’s a sucker born every minute and that since Germans Of the time we’re far better educated and politically aware, it would be no problem to sell this to Americans whose average IQ is literally 100 by definition. (This of course means that half of America has a two digit IQ, something for all of us to consider.)

Other scenarios may come to mind and are all equally plausible. It seems that we are headed over some sort of literary Cliff and as many writers do as their deadline approaches, or is past, they hurry the conclusion. In previous post I have alluded to the deus ex machina but I would welcome any and all storytelling which may arise from you remarkably brilliant and creative people here at “the” DU.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217373545

Brilliant and creative DUmmies???  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 15, 2022, 02:17:47 PM
A novel, eh?

Trump won't be around forever, but if the problems that drove people to the MAGA movement aren't addressed, expect a sequel, dems.
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: SVPete on November 15, 2022, 02:26:04 PM
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Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: zeitgeist on November 15, 2022, 02:44:42 PM
Expository, Descriptive, Persuasive, Narrative, and now Suppository!  Literally "Pull it out your sphincter" , the DU writing standard redefined by PCidiot.  Much like the new voting rules, you just make it up as you go along.  No knowledge ?  No problem. Make something, it up just pull it out ya a$$. :pokingpoop:

May also be known as "Stream of Unconsciousness" writing style.  Often found in term papers turned in late. :thatsright:
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 16, 2022, 08:07:30 AM
Every rose has its thorn, just like every biden does child porn.
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: DefiantSix on November 16, 2022, 10:45:58 AM
Every rose has its thorn, just like every biden does child porn.

Damn man. Sheer poetic genius.  :bawl:
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 16, 2022, 02:19:40 PM
Every rose has its thorn, just like every biden does child porn.

Dang it, I love that song, and now I'll always hear this version of the lyrics in my head.  :-)
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: Dblhaul on November 17, 2022, 12:15:08 AM
PCI types a lot yet says nothing. Typical DUmmie.
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 17, 2022, 12:54:26 AM
Every picture tells a story Punk Intern, and yours is quite ugly.
Title: Re: Every novel has an ending..
Post by: DefiantSix on November 17, 2022, 07:35:21 AM
PCI types a lot yet says nothing. Typical DUmmie.

Just like every other DUmp Monkey...
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