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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Mary Ann on November 12, 2022, 09:10:54 AM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217356916
Sat Nov 12, 2022, 08:31 AM
Star Member Scottie Mom (4,941 posts)
Idiot MAGAt pissed me off last night at the 7-11.
So, I could not sleep last night -- still keyed up over the races which had not been called in favor of Dems. I tried some re-runs of Law & Order and decided I wanted coffee. I was out of creamer and went to the 7-11.
So, in front of me was some obvious MAGAt asshole bloviating about the guy in Pennsylvania with "mush for brains" who won the Senate race. I saw red (inside), turned to the MAGAt asshole and sweetly in my little old lady voice said, "Oh, no, you are mistaken...Oz lost."
What a ****ing asshole!!!!!!! Still sweetly smiling, I moved in front of the MAGAt, and paid for my creamer. Two other people in line behind us -- young men -- started clapping and one held the door open for me as I left...with the creamer for my coffee!
Someone paid for her purchase, people clapping, holding the door open, and a lot of "you go girl" from the other DUpipo... Classic!
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217356916
Someone paid for her purchase, people clapping, holding the door open, and a lot of "you go girl" from the other DUpipo... Classic!
No cop jumping out of the bushes????
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I'm rating this grossly obviously fictional :bouncy: :rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot: . Not deserving of a full 5 :rimshot: s.
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No cop jumping out of the bushes????
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
That was the ONLY thing missing!
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I'm rating this grossly obviously fictional :bouncy: :rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot: . Not deserving of a full 5 :rimshot: s.
Oh, I dunno...I used to go to lots of different gas stations in the wee hours. It's very likely that this primitive was there, that's the go-to for the mentally ill to hang out after their tab has been cut off at the bars and they feel the need to furiously scratch lottery tickets
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1 bong for "so."
1 bong for "strangers clapping."
For the typical Bouncy told at the DUmp this 2 bonger is well above the norm.
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So, I could not sleep last night -- still keyed up over the races which had not been called in favor of Dems.
Still keyed up over races that hadn't been called for dems?
Dems have already done better than they had any right to.
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That was the ONLY thing missing!
She's saving and a little girl walked up and gave me a flower till the next one. Don't wanna use all your feathers to make one arrow.
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Ahahahahahahaha!!
We’re getting close to classic bouncy land.
KC
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I'm rating this grossly obviously fictional :bouncy: :rimshot: :rimshot: :rimshot: . Not deserving of a full 5 :rimshot: s.
I am curious why you chose :rimshot: over :stoner: to go with the obvious bouncy cred building shaggy dog story. (anyone got a Shaggy Dog emoji?) Not that there is anything wrong with the :rimshot: btw.
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Ahahahahahahaha!!
We’re getting close to classic bouncy land.
KC
That is one of the best bouncy tales in maybe 5 years. Not perfect by any means, but pretty solid.
7/11 or whatever your neighborhood "inconvenience" store might be, the most likely people going in from 11 pm to 5 am are drunks leaving a bar to pick up beer, cigarettes, or specifically 7/11 would be awful hot dogs and nachos. Speaking from personal expert experience.
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It’s not mush for brains it’s scrambled eggs for brains :thatsright:
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That is one of the best bouncy tales in maybe 5 years. Not perfect by any means, but pretty solid.
Yes, the people in line behind the DUmmie clapping is classic bouncy material.
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Idiot MAGAt pissed me off last night at the 7-11.
Remember, it’s always better to be pissed off than pissed on. :thatsright: :loser:
Two other people in line behind us -- gay transgender transvestites in drag young men -- started clapping
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Yes, the people in line behind the DUmmie clapping is classic bouncy material.
It's like they don't feel adequate unless they imagine people clapping for them.
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I'll take "Things that did not happen" for $200.
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Too funny! She hit almost all the marks, including "so." This little tale garnered 372 DU Recs and not a single skeptical post! She also sat there like a vulture hitting the refresh button so she could bask in the DU love. (Yeccchhh). I'm glad she kept it short, however. I've read some of these things that go on and on.
Scotty_mom: Another reason to hate Pennsylvania.
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They voted for feterman because they thought that lump on his neck is an extra brain :rotf: :rotf:
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:diebouncy:
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They voted for feterman because they thought that lump on his neck is an extra brain :rotf: :rotf:
Well, you'd start thinking that way if you noticed your intelligence going down every time the dermatologist cuts off another skin tag as well, you know...
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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The democrat left are the most likely to get the clap.