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Title: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 08, 2022, 06:44:17 PM
A few examples:

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Star Member a kennedy (26,213 posts)


FAWKING repubs only need one damn Senate seat.
DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217334284

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Star Member Celerity (32,557 posts)


The Rethugs DeathSentence and Rubio are going to likely outright carry Miami-Dade
FL is very likely already over.

Clinton won Miami-Dade by 30 or so points, Biden by 7 or so.

The Rethugs are already ahead (63% already in) by 7 (Rubio) and 8 (DeathSentence) or so points and that is from the normally Dem friendly early/mail-in votes.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217334239

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Star Member AZLD4Candidate (3,937 posts)


msnbc is really running with the narrative that the democrats are screwed.
i'm getting pissed listening to it.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217334115

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Star Member madamesilverspurs (15,250 posts)


Condolences to our friends in Kentucky.
We were all rooting for Rand Paul to be sent home. Yuck.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217334247

Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: RuralNc on November 08, 2022, 06:50:53 PM
Its going to be magical.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 08, 2022, 06:56:28 PM
DUmmies' 5 stages of grief:

Denial
Rage
Booze
Weed
Therapy
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 08, 2022, 06:58:39 PM
I can't distinguish 5 stages with them. All I see is:

1. Democrats will win.

2. Republicans cheated! Election will be overturned somehow!

3. Default back to despair.
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: USA4ME on November 08, 2022, 06:59:09 PM
Seeing is how they've proclaimed that, given how the night goes, this could be the last election ever, I suppose they should go through all the various types of emotions. And hopefully many, many times. Reliving it over and over and over.

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Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 08, 2022, 07:04:01 PM
The more things change...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy8FSyI_Djg
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 08, 2022, 07:05:38 PM
I have an extra large supply of salt, and I'm ready to start rubbing it in some open wounds.
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: RuralNc on November 08, 2022, 07:07:11 PM
As promising as this night has already been, the following days to come will be a treasure trove. Im waiting for the tells of despair. Including one Mutt admitting to crying itself asleep, all alone, in a motel. :popcorn:
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 08, 2022, 07:08:19 PM
As promising as this night has already been, the following days to come will be a treasure trove. Im waiting for the tells of despair. Including one Mutt admitting to crying itself asleep, all alone, in a motel. :popcorn:

We need a bingo card.

One of the squares needs to be "I never drink, but tonight I'm getting smashed on mad dog"
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on November 08, 2022, 07:09:13 PM
We need a bingo card.

One of the squares needs to be "I never drink, but tonight I'm getting smashed on mad dog"

(https://i.imgur.com/Ws4SQHQ.png)
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 08, 2022, 07:12:19 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ws4SQHQ.png)

That's a lot of gimmes.
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: Rebel on November 08, 2022, 07:12:31 PM
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mcar (39,935 posts)

8. Cuban and Venezuelan primarily

Puerto Rican is still strong D.

I'll never understand how just screaming "communism" gets people to vote for a fascist.

How about because they actually lived it and didn't just read the damn book like a fairy tale, DUmbass?
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: DefiantSix on November 08, 2022, 07:20:39 PM
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Star Member AZLD4Candidate (3,937 posts)


msnbc is really running with the narrative that the democrats are screwed.
i'm getting pissed listening to it.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I think you know what you need to do now, DUmbshits...
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoolGlumHydra-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 08, 2022, 07:22:14 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I think you know what you need to do now, DUmbshits...
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoolGlumHydra-size_restricted.gif)

 :ohmy:

 :-)

I wonder how many will leave their tesla/electro-mobile idling in the garage and fail...
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: RuralNc on November 08, 2022, 07:33:40 PM
Kinda funny. I havent seen any DUmmy yet mention that Marjorie Taylor-Greene has already been declared the winner in her race. And God knows, they hate her.

That might just be the straw that breaks the camels back over there.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 08, 2022, 07:53:38 PM
I have an extra large supply of salt, and I'm ready to start rubbing it in some open wounds.

My schadenboner is warming up in the bullpen...
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: SVPete on November 08, 2022, 07:54:24 PM
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Star Member AZLD4Candidate (3,937 posts)

msnbc is really running with the narrative that the democrats are screwed.
i'm getting pissed listening to it.

When MesSNBC admits it ... :tongue:  :rotf:

Star Moron AZLD4Candidate should be biting his nails over the gubernatorial and Senatorial races there in Arizona. :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmies going through 5 stages of grief in different ways
Post by: DefiantSix on November 08, 2022, 07:59:48 PM
My schadenboner is warming up in the bullpen...
 

I'm going to have to wear my kilt to work tomorrow, because my schadenboner is gonna tear the seams out of my trousers if I try to put a pair on.