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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 01, 2022, 09:13:26 AM
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Will they be "hacked" and offline?
Will there be visible and public wailing and gnashing of teeth?
Will it become invisible and ONLY star members with "X" number of posts be allowed to log on?
Inquiring minds are waiting to see what stunning developments occur..
Because whatever it is, their tears will be delicious..
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There will be knashing of teeth, Rending of Clothes. much anger and sorrow and not enough suicide :rotf:
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Much like any other day, there will be enough of this to turn a normal human being's stomach...
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But then, they're DUmp Monkeys; it's what they do.
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They will be led away two by two onto a boat while the skys turn a dark crimson, and they will journey to a place filled with unicorns and rainbows, where the rooms are padded and all painted a dark blue and John Lennon's Imagine is constantly played on a loop over a loudspeaker.
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They will be led away two by two onto a boat while the skys turn a dark crimson, and they will journey to a place filled with unicorns and rainbows, where the rooms are padded and all painted a dark blue and John Lennon's Imagine is constantly played on a loop over a loudspeaker.
And 10 years later they'll be unearthed and cataloged, becausse such is the typical fate of "useful idiots" who've outlived their usefulness...
(https://www.greece-is.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gkat_14_0502_page_1_image_0004-thumb-large-thumb-large.jpg)
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With or without another "hacking" shutdown, Election Denialism will be a central DU-Truth for at least a year, tapering off gradually, until the next election in which Dems have their @$$es handed to them.
For the rest of November, my prediction and a tenner will get you a large coffee and change at your favorite coffee watering hole, :-) .
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Election denying will once again be in vogue and patriotic. From the DUmp to the current fascist junta in the white house and every single democrat politician. Not only in vogue but required or you will be canceled if you don't fully agree and support it.
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Y'all are assuming that there won't be a full court press from the benevolent, all powerful Dominion Vote Tabulators of Plenty on the behalf of the broader DNC regime? That the Dim'Rats won't universally win their elections with 99% of the vote, as is traditional in other banana republics??? :devious:
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And 10 years later they'll be unearthed and cataloged, becausse such is the typical fate of "useful idiots" who've outlived their usefulness...
(https://www.greece-is.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/gkat_14_0502_page_1_image_0004-thumb-large-thumb-large.jpg)
Bonus points awarded if you can spot the transgender, male identifying as a female or any other of the 57 varieties of genders skeleton in that photo. :-)
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Bonus points awarded if you can spot the transgender, male identifying as a female or any other of the 57 varieties of genders skeleton in that photo. :-)
Dunno, but the morbidly obese human female that identifies as a male panther is probably at the bottom of the pile.
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Need we say more? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Election denying will once again be in vogue and patriotic. From the DUmp to the current fascist junta in the white house and every single democrat politician. Not only in vogue but required or you will be canceled if you don't fully agree and support it.
Only for the races the dems lose. Any races they win were on the up-n-up and anyone who denies that is a mega-maga-Trumpist-Qanon election denier.
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They’ll be the biggest election deniers you’ve ever seen in your life.
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They’ll be the biggest election deniers you’ve ever seen in your life.
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But that's ok because they're democrats and democrats never lose an election unless it's by cheating...or, something..
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Need we say more? :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
The time of REEEEEckoning will be upon us.
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In case anyone wants to jam out to some liberal tears:
An oldie but goodie!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIgsHZSqy_g&t=78s (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIgsHZSqy_g&t=78s)
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The only question is whether it will be hidden or not.
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In case anyone wants to jam out to some liberal tears:
An oldie but goodie!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIgsHZSqy_g&t=78s (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIgsHZSqy_g&t=78s)
Ahhh yes, I remember it well.
I'm not sure if I was laughing harder over Trump winning, or those ingrates being locked out of their hate space.
We sure did miss out on a lot of comedy that week.
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Could I hope for a mass phenomenon among DUpipo like that of Mr. Krook in Bleak House? :-)
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Ahhh yes, I remember it well.
I'm not sure if I was laughing harder over Trump winning, or those ingrates being locked out of their hate space.
We sure did miss out on a lot of comedy that week.
If I recall, after the fact when the DUmp back, stories were told of that great night. One that stands out in my mind, a mutt who admitted to crying itself to sleep, alone, in a hotel room. I dont recall who it was. And honestly, it doesnt matter.
Meanwhile. I think Tuesday, for some dummies is going to end like this:
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If I recall, after the fact when the DUmp back, stories were told of that great night. One that stands out in my mind, a mutt who admitted to crying itself to sleep, alone, in a hotel room. I dont recall who it was. And honestly, it doesnt matter.
yea it doesn't much matter, 95% of them are clinically insane. You can barely tell one from the next. There is one exception (that I've noted), I feel like I'd like to meet the Blackskimmer primitive. He seems to have his head screwed on relatively straight and often mocks the stupid over there. Frankly, I don't know how he's managed to get a post count that high with the way he approaches those idiots. I mean, he still votes democrat, but he looks through the fog at least.
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My DU mole lives for these kind of election nights!
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My DU mole lives for these kind of election nights!
Absolutely. For about 48 hours during the 2004 election, the DUmp locked down to only those with a gold star, aka one who donated the $kimmer's Italian villa slush fund. Having a high enough post count and being creative enough to grovel, I had one of those donor stars and could access the site. It was a downright hilarious, all 5 stages of grief were on display, but it was mostly focused on the anger part.
As far as predictions regarding the DUmp status on Election night 2022: Squirrel G or whomever is running that cesspool is going to shut it down and this time blame Q-Anon rather than the Russkies.
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...As far as predictions regarding the DUmp status on Election night 2022: Squirrel G or whomever is running that cesspool is going to shut it down and this time blame Q-Anon rather than the Russkies.
That much is a given.
My prediction is that the DUmp will be accessible only by those with a ridiculous 'Malaise'-level post count by about 14:00 EST on Tuesday, when it starts becoming evident even to those with their heads lodged firmly in their colons the sand that no "blue wave" on the planet could save them from the shellacking which they're about to have shoved down their throats. This will be - as usual, and as you yourself are already aware - to keep the general public from stumbling upon the tantrum-throwing, blood letting, and general excrement throwing festivities before the Admins have had time to mop up the worst of it.
The fact that I don't have to see it to know that it's going on just makes the schadenfreude all that much sweeter...
Remember, DUmbasses...
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoolGlumHydra-size_restricted.gif)
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DU semi-locked down in 2004? :lmao:
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DU semi-locked down in 2004? :lmao:
Yes sir, it was hilarious! The DUmp monkeys were all verklempt because they believed the polls that Kerry was going to beat George W. Then they started viciously attacking the Ohio Secretary of State Ken Blackwell. If we still had access to CU and the archives, we were all over the typical lunacy. This was of course before the Cave was founded.
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What will happen to DU on Tuesday?
For fear that the primitives will make threats that attract the attention of law enforcement, Lord Marblehead EarlG will shut it down just before suppertime on Tuesday, and later claim that the site had been hacked.
When that happens, the primitives have an alternative site, www.hide5.com
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OMG guys! Shaden-eve is upon us! Please be sure to strap your appendages to your thighs and don't make any sudden pelvic thrusts. We don't want any eye injuries or ER visits from blunt force trauma
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Absolutely. For about 48 hours during the 2004 election, the DUmp locked down to only those with a gold star, aka one who donated the $kimmer's Italian villa slush fund. Having a high enough post count and being creative enough to grovel, I had one of those donor stars and could access the site. It was a downright hilarious, all 5 stages of grief were on display, but it was mostly focused on the anger part.
As far as predictions regarding the DUmp status on Election night 2022: Squirrel G or whomever is running that cesspool is going to shut it down and this time blame Q-Anon rather than the Russkies.
I would agree.
This might be a time to remind anyone here who does have the proper member status that you might be our only eyes and ears should DU go to Defcom 1, which they will likely do. The primitives have only become more unhinged over time. If it does go to the “certain members only” level, C&Ping posts, responses, and even screen shots of the main GD page will be much appreciated.
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I predict razor blade "supply chain issues" on 11/9. :argh:
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I would agree.
This might be a time to remind anyone here who does have the proper member status that you might be our only eyes and ears should DU go to Defcom 1, which they will likely do. The primitives have only become more unhinged over time. If it does go to the “certain members only” level, C&Ping posts, responses, and even screen shots of the main GD page will be much appreciated.
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Excellent advice! Yeah, I might have to toss a few bucks in the DUmmy coffers just to have access. Not sure of the minimum donation to get that gold star anymore, but IIRC it is less than bottle of beer or a Starbucks coffee.
We've both been following their lunacy for decades, and it is always downright hilarious to read their hot and normally unhinged takes during a big political night.
As I say every week at the close of my trivia gig, I'll be back next week...God willing. Which I should be on Tuesday, along with my fellow conservatives here.
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:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Ha! Ha! What a night ...
Loved every post in here!
Only 2 more days :yahoo: :yahoo:
And barring big-time cheating on behalf of the bastardly DEMS, and the PITA RUNOFFS to follow ...
I will once again be able to cue my music to The Surfaris "WIPEOUT!!!"
~ ABC
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That much is a given.
My prediction is that the DUmp will be accessible only by those with a ridiculous 'Malaise'-level post count by about 14:00 EST on Tuesday, when it starts becoming evident even to those with their heads lodged firmly in their colons the sand that no "blue wave" on the planet could save them from the shellacking which they're about to have shoved down their throats. This will be - as usual, and as you yourself are already aware - to keep the general public from stumbling upon the tantrum-throwing, blood letting, and general excrement throwing festivities before the Admins have had time to mop up the worst of it.
The fact that I don't have to see it to know that it's going on just makes the schadenfreude all that much sweeter...
Remember, DUmbasses...
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoolGlumHydra-size_restricted.gif)
Ooh! ooh! :cheersmate:
And a hearty :clap: :clap: :clap: for everything you wrote above!
~ ABC
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I don't normally like to engage in schadenfreude ...
But this time I shall toss that feeling aside and REVEL in it!!! (most-enjoyable-evil-grin!)
It will look good on the hapless, hopeless, morons of the members of DU!!!
"Buckle up!" DU ... You're in for one hell of a "bumpy ride" on Tuesday night! :tongue:
All my love ~ ABC :rotf:
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I don't normally like to engage in schadenfreude ...
But this time I shall toss that feeling aside and REVEL in it!!! (most-enjoyable-evil-grin!)
It will look good on the hapless, hopeless, morons of the members of DU!!!
"Buckle up!" DU ... You're in for one hell of a "bumpy ride" on Tuesday night! :tongue:
All my love ~ ABC :rotf:
Just remember, If your schadenfreude lasts more than 4 hours, SEE A DOCTOR!
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Just remember, If your schadenfreude lasts more than 4 hours, SEE A DOCTOR!
Which reminds me, one of our original posters here goes by the name "Schaudenfreude". She's one of the half dozen people I've met in real life that posted at CU and here. Think I'm still friends with the young lady on Facebook (if she hasn't received the ban-hammer) and I haven't heard from her in a while, so I might just have to send her a message.
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There will be knashing of teeth, Rending of Clothes. much anger and sorrow and not enough suicide :rotf:
I hope do bc the replays of Election Night 2016 when I need cheering up are starting to get old.
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Just remember, If your schadenfreude lasts more than 4 hours, SEE A DOCTOR!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
:ohmy:
Am I ever in trouble then. For sure it's gonna last more than 4 hours tomorrow night!
You witty man, you! :clap: :clap: :clap: :hi5:
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Just remember, If your schadenfreude lasts more than 4 hours, SEE A DOCTOR!
Hey, if MY shadenfreude lasts at least 4 hours, I'm falling to my knees to thank God...
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Hey, if MY shadenfreude lasts at least 4 hours, I'm falling to my knees to thank God...
Move over darlin' so I can join you in thanking Him!
~ ABC
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Well, I did my part this morning to destroy democracy and keep women in chains or something.
Go team Ultra Mega MAGA. :-)
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Well, I did my part this morning to destroy democracy and keep women in chains or something.
Go team Ultra Mega MAGA. :-)
Keeping them in chains leaves marks. Try nylons next time...uhhh...ahem...so I've heard...
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Keeping them in chains leaves marks. Try nylons next time...uhhh...ahem...so I've heard...
I will bow to your expertise! :cheersmate: