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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on October 24, 2022, 05:33:12 PM
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217280589 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217280589)
Mon Oct 24, 2022, 01:05 PM
BittyJenkins (321 posts)
Atticus's post was right on, I want to add
another tried an true approach that could blend with his ideas.
My in-laws were MAGAs before MAGAs got their name, they were all about guns and vile hatred.
We lived on the same property.
We were called squatters, f…ing hippies, nature lovers etc. The brother would kill birds and rabbits and lay them in the center of our road with a circle spray painted around them to frighten us. He would throw nails on our road to flatten our tires.
We tried everything to change things. Reason including calling police never worked.
Eventually we found their Achilles heal. It was happiness.
We would go outside and sing at the top of our lungs. It worked. They hated it and it helped our kids and us feel in control of our own space. We sang and sang and sometimes we banged on pans along with the songs. My pans wobbled on the burners after that but it was healing. We also waved happily and tooted our car horns when we passed them on the road.
What if communities sent choirs, bands, quartets, comedians, dancers, poets to drop boxes and polling places. They would perform 75 ft away from the drop box. They could even create songs and poems about the drop box. It would be filmed.
The news would cover them not the shit heads AND it would piss off the shit heads to their core.
It would lift the community. It would be cathartic. Voters would feel safe.
I doubt any of it is true, you know, because lefty lies. Lefty lies all of the time.
But, this could make a classic bouncy though if told with the proper skills and in it's entirety.
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Post count of 321. It's a Bouncy for DUmmie street cred.
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...all while never denying the fact that the hippy is indeed a useless squatter
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Voters would feel safe.
Safe from what?
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We lived on the same property...
What? Like in a broken down Conversion Van?
But I too would like to see this Mutt go on a little more. Could definitely be good :popcorn: material.
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That :bouncy: is so full of absurdities that the needle of my :bsmeter: is wrapped around the peg, :rotf: .