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Title: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: CC27 on October 12, 2022, 02:01:33 PM
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Onlyserious (49 posts)


My sanity survey was published!

Hard to believe, but today the Tulsa World published my quick survey as to our candidates current grip on reality:

In an effort to provide a clear portrait of current political candidates, I propose a very short survey for those that wish to represent constituencies that still have a grip on reality and actually care whether politicians are truthful and competent.

I recommend that candidates who seek to legislate or conduct elections be required to publicly state their positions on the following questions, answerable by a simple “yes” or “no” but elaboration would be welcomed and encouraged:

1. Was the 2020 national election “stolen?”

2. Is the Earth flat?

3. Was the moon landing faked?

4. Did the historical event known as “the Holocaust” actually occur as typically portrayed in history books and museums around the world?

Several candidates (Kevin Hern, Markwayne Mullin, and others) running for office in Oklahoma have answered at least one of these questions in the affirmative, but it would be in the interests of all of us to know where they stand on the entirety of short survey so we may judge their fitness for office.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217244974

Please tell me this is a mole...
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: USA4ME on October 12, 2022, 02:05:55 PM
Please tell me this is a mole...

Wish I could. Found in post #3.

Quote from:
Samuel Harris, Tulsa

Letter: Candidates for political office need to take this short quiz...

https://tulsaworld.com/opinion/letters/letter-candidates-for-political-office-need-to-take-this-short-quiz/article_6ac57476-48c6-11ed-9ada-c73ef66aa89c.html

Looks like Samuel Harris has much to learn.

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Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 12, 2022, 02:08:41 PM
Please tell me this is a mole...

Hard to determine. Those are some plum stupid sanity questions if you ask me. It's something a kook would come up with to ask other kooks, looking for the kooky answers that jibe with the sanity writers kooky opinion..
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: SVPete on October 12, 2022, 02:21:00 PM
LPC noob wrote a letter to the editor and it got published. :yawn: Whether the editor thought it had a worthwhile point or was good for a laugh is less clear.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Rebel on October 12, 2022, 02:31:20 PM
Liberal Women Tend To Be More MENTALLY ILL & Unhappy According To THE SCIENCE, Vote Democrat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqOHbGCtZI)
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 12, 2022, 02:46:39 PM
thought Sammy could be a mole too, but, nah, the ditz is originally from San Francisco:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/samuel-harris_id_G8965175439403775089

he trolls that site often, think this is him:

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/97/39782a80-2368-5634-bad8-723dd366d284/5674848290b9a.image.jpg?resize=381%2C500)

 :mental:
 :rotf:

that's him, for sure, apologies to the senator  - and again:

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/a5/3a5b6a45-165e-5d71-89bb-0d6aa92017dd/567490368381a.image.jpg?resize=367%2C500)

 :mental:
 :rotf:



Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 12, 2022, 03:04:46 PM
thought Sammy could be a mole too, but, nah, the ditz is originally from San Francisco:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/samuel-harris_id_G8965175439403775089

he trolls that site often, think this is him:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1578417253095284736/xhKzor8S?format=jpg&name=small)

 :mental:
 :rotf:

No wonder he's from California as he resembles Adam Schiff. And clearly just at f-ing delusional.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: SVPete on October 12, 2022, 03:23:30 PM
Mea Goofa
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: USA4ME on October 12, 2022, 03:25:36 PM
The sad part is that this Sam Harris loser actually thought his letter was clever. The childlike mumblings of these fools is always entertaining.

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Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: jukin on October 12, 2022, 03:49:39 PM
thought Sammy could be a mole too, but, nah, the ditz is originally from San Francisco:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/samuel-harris_id_G8965175439403775089

he trolls that site often, think this is him:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1578417253095284736/xhKzor8S?format=jpg&name=small)

 :mental:
 :rotf:

Homosexual child predator.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: 67 Rover on October 12, 2022, 04:04:26 PM
Homosexual child predator.

I think they are calling them minor attracted individuals now not predators.  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: SVPete on October 12, 2022, 04:43:15 PM
The sad part is that this Sam Harris loser actually thought his letter was clever. The childlike mumblings of these fools is always entertaining.

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The first "question" aside, I've been seeing this juvenile "quiz" in a few forms on occasion for a couple of decades. The newspaper should have acknowledged the DUmmie's plagiarism.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Rebel on October 12, 2022, 04:51:08 PM
Isn't that Oklahoma Senator Jim Lankford?

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jim+lankford&t=chromentp&atb=v315-1&iax=images&ia=images
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Mary Ann on October 12, 2022, 04:53:33 PM
Isn't that Oklahoma Senator Jim Lankford?

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=jim+lankford&t=chromentp&atb=v315-1&iax=images&ia=images
That's what I thought, but what do I know?
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: USA4ME on October 12, 2022, 05:08:41 PM
I would suggest some erase their posting since that pic ain't him.

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Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 12, 2022, 05:09:13 PM
I think they are calling them minor attracted individuals now not predators.  :cheersmate:

And they're trying to normalize it by calling them "MAPS" rather than pedos.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 12, 2022, 05:30:30 PM
I would suggest some erase their posting since that pic ain't him.

yes, and in case you missed it above:

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/a5/3a5b6a45-165e-5d71-89bb-0d6aa92017dd/567490368381a.image.jpg?resize=367%2C500)

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/97/39782a80-2368-5634-bad8-723dd366d284/5674848290b9a.image.jpg?resize=381%2C500)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: ADsOutburst on October 12, 2022, 05:45:33 PM
How about this sanity quiz?:

1. Did the Russians hack the 2016 elections?

2. Is the media biased in favor of democrats?

3. Did Andrew Cuomo do a great job against COVID?

4. Can you prove global warming caused hurricane Ian?
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: SVPete on October 12, 2022, 06:03:52 PM
yes, and in case you missed it above:

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/a5/3a5b6a45-165e-5d71-89bb-0d6aa92017dd/567490368381a.image.jpg)

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/97/39782a80-2368-5634-bad8-723dd366d284/5674848290b9a.image.jpg)

 :rotf:

I see he identifies as geometrically ovoid.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: DefiantSix on October 12, 2022, 06:09:56 PM
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Onlyserious (49 posts)


My sanity survey was published! results came in.

[snip]


Fixed it for you DUmbass. By the way, you came back NEGATIVE for any semblance of sanity...

 :fuelfire:
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 12, 2022, 06:14:45 PM
How about this sanity quiz?:

1. Did the Russians hack the 2016 elections?

2. Us the media biased in favor of democrats?

3. Did Andrew Cuomo do a great job against COVID?

4. Can you prove global warming caused hurricane Ian?

One to add:

How many genders are there?
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 12, 2022, 08:20:57 PM
One to add:

How many genders are there?

Indeed, and also:

"What is a woman?"
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: USA4ME on October 12, 2022, 08:39:44 PM
(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/a5/3a5b6a45-165e-5d71-89bb-0d6aa92017dd/567490368381a.image.jpg?resize=367%2C500)

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/97/39782a80-2368-5634-bad8-723dd366d284/5674848290b9a.image.jpg?resize=381%2C500)

You can just look at it and tell something isn’t right upstairs.

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Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 12, 2022, 10:51:16 PM
He'd make a great headshot for a fake $3 bill

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/a5/3a5b6a45-165e-5d71-89bb-0d6aa92017dd/567490368381a.image.jpg?resize=367%2C500)
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: DUmpDiver on October 13, 2022, 05:43:56 AM
How many genders are there?

Unfair question.

Math is racist.
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: RuralNc on October 13, 2022, 06:58:36 AM
Hah! I believe Minnesota Moses has had a few articles published by whatever trash newspaper is so desperate to have filler. So this Noob has some catching up to do.  :naughty:

Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Wineslob on October 13, 2022, 10:41:01 AM
thought Sammy could be a mole too, but, nah, the ditz is originally from San Francisco:

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/samuel-harris_id_G8965175439403775089

he trolls that site often, think this is him:

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/97/39782a80-2368-5634-bad8-723dd366d284/5674848290b9a.image.jpg?resize=381%2C500)

 :mental:
 :rotf:

that's him, for sure, apologies to the senator  - and again:

(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/tulsaworld.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/a5/3a5b6a45-165e-5d71-89bb-0d6aa92017dd/567490368381a.image.jpg?resize=367%2C500)

 :mental:
 :rotf:


Creep factor X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Title: Re: My sanity survey was published!
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 13, 2022, 10:53:57 AM

Creep factor X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

He kinda, in a weird sort of way, looks like a male(?) version of Rachal (Richard) Levine, doesn't he/she/it?