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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on September 29, 2022, 09:10:01 AM
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-03-04 02:33 AM
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So on top of everything else, some ass just smashed my face with a brick
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Yep. Just got back from the Kerry rally in Copley. Spent nearly eight hours standing in the cold rain and waind waiting for the word...and then the word came, and didn't come, and is hovering like doom...
So I am walking in the back door of my apartment building, and I hear someone behind me. I turn, and this douchebag threw a brick at my head. It mostly hit my shoulder, but bashed into my jaw. Pretty clearly a mugging attempt; the person who did it was young. Nothing is broken, I don't think. I can still work my jaw, and my shoulder is moving OK, and no teeth are loose. I have a big scratch on my face, and everything hurts like hell.
So, the moral of the story: No matter how bad you feel, no matter how crappy was your night, nobody threw a brick at your head.
Think I'm gonna call the cops.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1294913
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WRP got smacked with a brick and posted in DU rather than going to the ER or calling police? :mental:
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WRP got smacked with a brick and posted in DU rather than going to the ER or calling police? :mental:
Hit by a brick? Meh.
DUmmie Kephra had his mother shove his corpse out of the way of the keyboard to post on DU about his demise as he was surrounded by 2L bottles of urine and moldy pizza boxes. Calling an ambulance was an after thought. :rotf:
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WRP got smacked with a brick and posted in DU rather than going to the ER or calling police? :mental:
A true journo.
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What's missing from the story: Pitty's blind rage from Kerry's loss resulting in belligerence towards his fellow Bostonians as he made his way home. He's lucky it was only a brick.
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Good one, Ralph!!
This was 2004 at CU and when we first started noticing that the DUmmies sense of priorities wasn't exactly that of people who possessed a brain. Not that there wasn't sufficient evidence up to that point, but just sayin'.
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WilliamPitt
37. I chased the ****er off
He thought he put me down. I had a can of Chef Boy-ar-Dee in my hand, and chased him down the street.
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf:
WilliamPitt
49. Cops came, EMTs checked me out
I'm busted up but not broken.
The brick he threw at me is actually a large chunk of, I don't know what to call it, 'street marble.' I can barely lift it with one hand. I think maybe I'm lucky to be alive.
FWIW, the cops and EMTs thought I was somewhat godlike because I'm not dead. You should see the goddam chunk of stone he hit me with. Jeebus. And I chased him too, with a can of Ravioli. Mess not with the Chef.
Hurts to laugh. Laughing anyway.
That was the time to laugh. Cause you ain't laughing now.
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:cheersmate:
That was the thing missing, USA4ME, the Chef-Boy-R-Dee element. Just essential to our homage, and still makes me laugh to this day. You know what else is funny? Waiting, standing, in the cold rain for eight hours for John ****ing Kerry.
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I remember that like it was yesterday.
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He probably just got drunk and fell down and smacked his face on the sidewalk. These primitives lie--all the time.
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That poor poor brick.
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A mugging attempt? Hmm. Not the most brilliant mugger. Im only guessing that there was make believe going on. Maybe a bit delusional from being out in the rain. Perhaps "the crud" was what hit Pitt-stain in the noggin.