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Title: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Lauri on September 05, 2008, 07:50:25 PM
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Joanne98  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-05-08 02:56 PM
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How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain

Ok, yes, you can credit or fault me as a mother for allowing my 7- year-old to suffer under the blissful ignorance of believing that one needs to be married before one gets pregnant. Or you can credit or fault me for answering my child's matter-of-fact questions about how babies are made even though he is only 7. But all credit and fault goes to John McCain and Sarah Palin for exposing all children who have a TV to the news that Palin's unmarried teenage daughter is indeed 5 months pregnant.

Seeing this "Breaking News" on TV when trying to catch news of Gustav and the Republican Convention, my son immediately asks me "But how can she be pregnant if she isn't married?" and "Does a girl get pregnant every time she has sex with a boy?" Thus ensues the revelation that sex is possible before marriage, and how condoms and birth control pills can prevent pregnancy and HIV. I wholly believe in educating my child about contraception. But given that he is indeed 7, I could easily have waited another year or two for him to be older for that particular conversation. I sorta liked the sweet illusion of the "sex is for grown-ups in committed relationships" thing ... don't most parents of elementary-age children?

more of the OP at the link. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x381591


is this woman serious?

oh wait, Bristol Palin is the first unmarried pregnant female that has ever come along in the past seven years. and isnt the OP the one who has a son in prison?


 
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: franksolich on September 05, 2008, 07:54:17 PM
is this woman serious?

oh wait, Bristol Palin is the first unmarried pregnant female that has ever come along in the past seven years. and isnt the OP the one who has a son in prison?

Of course the Yugo-idolatrizing Joanne98 primitive is serious.

Of course Bristol Palin is the first unmarried pregnant female in all of human history.

Of course the Joanne98 primitive is the one with a son in prison; after serving his time down there in Texas, he was transferred to serve his time over there in Tennessee.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: DixieBelle on September 05, 2008, 07:57:01 PM
yes, her son was a guest at the State Hotel. Funny, we haven't heard anything about him since his supposed release.

And they say conservatives don't want to talk about sex with their kids???
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Carl on September 05, 2008, 08:01:04 PM
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"Does a girl get pregnant every time she has sex with a boy?"

Give us a freakin break...you claim a 7 year old boy innocently asked a question like that?

Effing liar. :censored:
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 05, 2008, 08:22:52 PM
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"Does a girl get pregnant every time she has sex with a boy?"

Give us a freakin break...you claim a 7 year old boy innocently asked a question like that?

Effing liar. :censored:


     "When boys have sex with boys, like my brother did in prison, do they have babies, too?"
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: MrsSmith on September 05, 2008, 08:24:09 PM
I wonder how Jo explained Jamie Spears?   ::)
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Willow on September 05, 2008, 08:25:34 PM
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Ok, yes, you can credit or fault me as a mother for allowing my 7- year-old to suffer under the blissful ignorance of believing that one needs to be married before one gets pregnant


just when did these butthole get so freaking sanctimonious?? Jeez their President got a blow job in the oval office and it was allfreakingright.. :tongue:
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Miss Mia on September 05, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
Joanne98 is the looniest of the loons.   :mental:
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Vagabond on September 05, 2008, 08:42:20 PM
I would have thought her 7 year old son would have learned about pre/non-marital sex when he asked, "Mommy, why don't I have a Daddy?"

She is a DUmmie after all.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: miskie on September 05, 2008, 08:46:47 PM
The only reason this is an issue at all is the DUmmies and the media made it one -- or did you libtards already forget about so-called 'babygate'
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 05, 2008, 09:06:18 PM
Maybe Hillary's husband's girlfriend can teach her about facials.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Miss Mia on September 05, 2008, 09:21:24 PM
Maybe Hillary's husband's girlfriend can teach her about facials.

Seriously, they never went that far, it got on her dress.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: delilahmused on September 05, 2008, 10:17:25 PM
Well, just think of it as returning the favor since Clinton taught my sons about sex too. Granted, he WAS married (which means, I guess, you don't care WHO they do it with as long as one of the involved party is married) and that makes it okay. However, I would like to say it would've been easier to explain why that girl is pregnant than, "Guess what Taylor said he did with a cigar?"

Cindie
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Airwolf on September 05, 2008, 10:27:11 PM
I'm shocked that the loon didn't try and teach her kid about sex at the age of 3.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: PatriotGame on September 06, 2008, 01:05:50 AM
Joanne98 is the looniest of the loons.   :mental:

Sounds to me as though Joanne98 has had her butt probed by aliens one too many times.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 06, 2008, 05:25:48 AM
"When boys have sex with boys, like my brother does in prison, do they have babies, too?"

Fixt!  H5 in addition--it's a good thing I swallowed the coffee I had in my mouth!
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Chris_ on September 06, 2008, 09:04:03 AM
This fell flat. A sub-zero Bouncy. Not even worth a rating.

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I sorta liked the sweet illusion of the "sex is for grown-ups in committed relationships" thing ...

And since when do DUmmies believe that?
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 06, 2008, 09:08:37 AM
This fell flat. A sub-zero Bouncy. Not even worth a rating.

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I sorta liked the sweet illusion of the "sex is for grown-ups in committed relationships" thing ...

And since when do DUmmies believe that?  

Since it benefits their agenda.
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Texacon on September 06, 2008, 09:39:32 AM
Uhhh the question was probably more;

Mommy, why does my friend Bobby down the street have 2 daddies?

That question would have been perfectly acceptable.   :whatever:

KC
Title: Re: How My 7-Year-Old Learned About Pre-Marital Sex from John McCain
Post by: Lauri on September 06, 2008, 12:40:58 PM
i was talking to the older daughter about this post earlier and she said to me, "do you remember how mortified we all were having to discuss oral sex in junior? we giggled about it but we didnt really know what it was... until Clinton"


just one more example of how history didnt start until GW was in the White House.