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Title: Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 28, 2022, 06:28:26 PM
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PORTLAND, OR — Local parents Cindy and Bob Conners have devised a clever plan to protect their son from gender indoctrination at school. During the first week, they are dressing up their 7-year-old son as a girl so that teachers will encourage him to challenge gender stereotypes and act like a boy.

"You gotta play 4D Chess with these teachers," said Mr. Conners. "I'm hoping this trick will ensure our son is still a son at the end of the school year."

Sources say thousands of parents around the country are employing tricks to protect their impressionable youngsters from gender indoctrination and grooming — including cross-dressing their kids, attaching microphones to listen in to student/teacher conversations, and even homeschooling.

"Sending kids to school these days is like throwing chum to a frenzy of hungry sharks," said Mrs. Connors. "They don't even learn math and reading anymore. Now that I think about it, why are we even still doing this school thing? I forget."

At publishing time, the boy's teacher — who thought he was a girl — groomed him back to being a boy. Unfortunately, the boy now identifies as "two-spirit."

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Title: Re: Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy
Post by: Eupher on July 28, 2022, 09:52:37 PM
That would be funny if it weren't so infuriating, sad, and completely ludicrous.

This is what the leftists have done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykd7sSHFziw