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Title: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: FunkyZero on July 23, 2022, 12:02:28 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216960821 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216960821)

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Fri Jul 22, 2022, 11:27 PM
demtenjeep (31,684 posts)

if orange anus never left the dining room-he must have crapped and pissed in his diaper
since we know he wears one

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Fri Jul 22, 2022, 11:29 PM
demtenjeep (31,684 posts)

1. like a toddler that shits his pants cause he doesn't want to stop playing
dotard shit his diaper because he didn't want to miss a thing

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Fri Jul 22, 2022, 11:41 PM
magicarpet (11,563 posts)

3. Knowing The King of Fraud's modus operandi he just shit and pissed,....
.... behind one of the large planters in the Oval Office's anti-dinning/large screen TV room. Where he breathlessly watched and cheered as the mayhem he unleashed at the Capitol unfolded.

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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)Fri Jul 22, 2022, 11:53 PM
demtenjeep (31,684 posts)

4. hope his daughter/wife had to clean it up
I would assume for the privilege of being his daughter, she is expected to put up with a lot.

Oh, Pam...  tisk tisk tisk.
Maybe you could give some pointers on how to clean up ones messy pants?
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: SVPete on July 23, 2022, 05:43:18 AM
Pammy was drunk-posting?
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 23, 2022, 05:52:13 AM
Stop me if you heard this one....

Biden walks into the vatican...
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 23, 2022, 07:08:50 AM
Trump lives in their heads rent free, and why not...just look at all that empty real estate.



Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: SVPete on July 23, 2022, 07:34:54 AM
Stop me if you heard this one....

Biden walks into the vatican...

Or more recently, Biden came crawling up to beg from a pariah Saudi Prince ...

Trump lives in their heads rent free, and why not...just look at all that empty real estate.

If only he could find a way to sublet that empty space he'd be a trillionaire! :rotf:  :tongue:
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 23, 2022, 08:20:31 AM
With Biden, the jokes don't even need a punchline.
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: freedumb2003b on July 23, 2022, 08:39:34 AM
Why woild you remind people what your guy has been proven to have done? POTUS poo poo will ALWAYS be linked to pedo joe..
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: Texacon on July 23, 2022, 09:25:35 AM
This from the chick who told the whole world she shit her pants in a classroom full of kids?!   :rofl:

KC
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: FunkyZero on July 23, 2022, 09:53:05 AM
This from the chick who told the whole world she shit her pants in a classroom full of kids?!   :rofl:

KC

hehe, everyone else seemed to have forgotten about that one.
i couldn't find the cave link to it, a classic for sure
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: 67 Rover on July 23, 2022, 10:26:33 AM
Or more recently, Biden came crawling up to beg from a pariah Saudi Prince ...

If only he could find a way to sublet that empty space he'd be a trillionaire! :rotf:  :tongue:


Who also gave Brandon Covid. Going for additional notches on the butt stock.  :-)

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Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 23, 2022, 10:26:54 AM
Or more recently, Biden came crawling up to beg from a pariah Saudi Prince ...

If only he could find a way to sublet that empty space he'd be a trillionaire! :rotf:  :tongue:

Right?

All those "Trump Tower"s in their heads, the best part is they build them themselves for free.

Imagine the labor cost that would be eliminated!!


 :lmao:
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: FaC on July 24, 2022, 02:15:57 PM
Wasn't it Nadler that crapped his pants on live TV?
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: franksolich on July 24, 2022, 03:02:13 PM
Wasn't it Nadler that crapped his pants on live TV?

Yeah, and that was one of the funniest things ever seen on live television, Jerry ever so gingerly walking backwards from Nancy.
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: FunkyZero on July 24, 2022, 03:37:19 PM
Yeah, and that was one of the funniest things ever seen on live television, Jerry ever so gingerly walking backwards from Nancy.

My inner derelict teenager busts out laughing every time I see that video, but at the same time praying it never happens to me when I get to be an oldster.
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: Tess Anderson on July 24, 2022, 07:00:49 PM

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Working on creating the perfect breakfast sandwich to stop going to McDonald's or Wendy or brahma every morning during school

keep working


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even grosser
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: ABC-2 on July 24, 2022, 07:09:47 PM
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keep working


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even grosser

Oh Tess ...

You mean, mean, BITCH you!   :cheersmate: :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

~ ABC   :-)
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: Texacon on July 24, 2022, 07:26:14 PM
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keep working


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even grosser


Ewww!

And EWWWWW!!

KC
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: franksolich on July 24, 2022, 08:43:50 PM
She's put on some poundage since her glory days during the Bush administration.

My uneducated guess is about 6-8 additional inches around the waist.
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: 67 Rover on July 25, 2022, 05:46:17 AM
The extra weight  is from the extra chromosome would be my guess.  :p
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 25, 2022, 06:16:13 AM
The extra weight  is from the extra chromosome would be my guess.  :p
They really need to do a special Olympics all star match and invite her
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: 67 Rover on July 25, 2022, 07:26:33 AM
They really need to do a special Olympics all star match and invite her

Down hill skiing would be the event for her with all that weight and best of all no need to spend any money on a helmet for the event, its not like you are going to cause more brain damage.   :-)
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: SVPete on July 25, 2022, 08:16:43 AM
Chin-Neck-Shoulder Merger complete.
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: 67 Rover on July 25, 2022, 09:36:49 AM
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keep working


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even grosser


So that's what Monkeypox looks like! Yikesss.  :puke:
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: FunkyZero on July 25, 2022, 09:58:18 AM
For those who may have somehow missed it, ref Franks Top Dummies listing from 2016 that includes the DUmmie demtenjeep.
Pam's "incident" is described in the first entry by Frank:

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=111102.0 (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=111102.0)

I couldn't find a stand-alone post about it in the DUmpster.
Title: Re: Pam Cracks a Poo-Pants Joke About Trump
Post by: SVPete on July 25, 2022, 10:16:43 AM
For those who may have somehow missed it, ref Franks Top Dummies listing from 2016 that includes the DUmmie demtenjeep.
Pam's "incident" is described in the first entry by Frank:

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=111102.0 (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=111102.0)

I couldn't find a stand-alone post about it in the DUmpster.

From the Cave thread FZ linked, which quotes a PamPost,

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I got horribly sick from the Crohn's Disease and am suffering severe complications. One of those being a condition called C-Diff. As a result, I will be on short term leave of absense.

Besides her "creative" spelling, C-Diff is not specifically a complication of Crohn's Disease. It's an infection with an antibiotic-resistant bacterium, that commonly is caught in hospitals. IOW, not specific to any reason a person is hospitalized. Pam "won" a lottery no one would want to win. Obviously, she's clear of that infection.

FWIW, here's Pam's original DU post, https://www.democraticunderground.com/1018909405 .