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Title: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Mary Ann on July 08, 2022, 10:45:14 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216900986

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Thu Jul 7, 2022, 10:49 PM
demtenjeep (31,637 posts)


what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings

for years I have practiced classroom routines with my students.

I feel pretty confident in my classroom -what I would do/react/say

I think I would be strong for my classroom babies and make sure I protect them.



BUT...if I were in a store, church, parade, mall I think I would flippin' lose it.




My hubby asks what is the difference. I feel the difference would be that it is my duty and my heart to keep my babies alive so my mind would be on that.


the other times, it would just be me and if I were alone, I might just crumple.


hubby said we will work on a plan. He carries so with him I do not ever worry.




do you have one?
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Frasier Balzov (1,233 posts)

4. He carries?

Does that mean he will shoot first and straighter?

This sounds like part of the problem to me.
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demtenjeep (31,637 posts)

7. no-he isn't stupid

but I do not fear walking the dog in the dark with him.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Apparently, in Poopy Pants Pam's world, only the not-stupid can carry, and she's the one who gets to decide who are the not-stupid.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 08, 2022, 10:52:42 AM
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hubby said we will work on a plan. He carries so with him I do not ever worry.

At first, I misread this as her husband has a plan, and he carries the plan with him.  :-)

It's not what she said, but would have been par for the course on DU.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: 67 Rover on July 08, 2022, 10:56:52 AM
At first, I misread this as her husband has a plan, and he carries the plan with him.  :-)

It's not what she said, but would have been par for the course on DU.

I thought urinating on themselves was the plan.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: RuralNc on July 08, 2022, 11:11:38 AM
Saw this one earlier but didnt have the time to row it over. What I find most impressive is the number of DUmmies who claim to have been in a shooting "situation".

Much like the number who claim to run into Trumpers at the Grocery Check-out line. Which I find as about believable.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: landofconfusion80 on July 08, 2022, 11:25:59 AM
I thought urinating on themselves was the plan.
When she says he carries, he waits until they get back from their walk to take a leak
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 08, 2022, 12:53:30 PM
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Thu Jul 7, 2022, 10:49 PM
demtenjeep (31,637 posts)


what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings

I would whip out my assault pistol, fix the bayonet then commence to empty the 100 round clip with the fully automatic assault bullets. when that was done I would toss a couple of grenades then get the hell out of there before the cops came. :-)
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: 67 Rover on July 08, 2022, 02:03:26 PM
I would whip out my assault pistol, fix the bayonet then commence to empty the 100 round clip with the fully automatic assault bullets. when that was done I would toss a couple of grenades then get the hell out of there before the cops came. :-)

Well I guess that would be OK given that it is not an evil Black gun or military style.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Muddling 2 on July 08, 2022, 03:26:55 PM
I would whip out my assault pistol, fix the bayonet then commence to empty the 100 round clip with the fully automatic assault bullets. when that was done I would toss a couple of grenades then get the hell out of there before the cops came. :-)

Does that model come with the "Chainsaw Bayonet"? 

Did you have to 'borrow it from a neighbor'?

 :naughty:
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 08, 2022, 03:53:55 PM
Does that model come with the "Chainsaw Bayonet"? 

Did you have to 'borrow it from a neighbor'?

 :naughty:

No just a plain bayonet, the chain saw version is an extra $249.95 and is harder to quick draw. :-)
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Carl on July 09, 2022, 04:22:51 AM
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demtenjeep (31,637 posts)

7. no-he isn't stupid

but I do not fear walking the dog in the dark with him.


The inner racist comes out.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Wineslob on July 09, 2022, 11:05:26 AM
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Frasier Balzov (1,233 posts)

4. He carries?

Does that mean he will shoot first and straighter?

This sounds like part of the problem to me.


Dem, Prog, Lib response to ANY right to carry.  No dipshit, we wont shoot first but yes we will hit the target.
Title: Re: what is your plan? How would you react? Could you hold it together? ---shootings
Post by: Delmar on July 09, 2022, 08:24:51 PM
Saw this one earlier but didnt have the time to row it over. What I find most impressive is the number of DUmmies who claim to have been in a shooting "situation".

Much like the number who claim to run into Trumpers at the Grocery Check-out line. Which I find as about believable.

Yeah, a lot of primitives claiming close brushes with death a la David Hogg.