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Title: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 05, 2022, 06:42:59 PM
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malaise (245,791 posts)

In the middle of this press conference where they announced that Crimo has been charged with
seven counts of 1st degree murder, I couldn’t help but observe that Deputy Sheriff Corelli is movie star handsome.

Nothing underscores the DUmmies' solemnity about this mass shooting more than Malaise rubbin' her nubbin over someone on TV (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216892314)

I was unable to find a picture of the person, but who really cares.

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Star Member greatauntoftriplets (173,577 posts)
8. I caught that about 2 seconds after he stepped in front of the camera yesterday.

My walls started sweating. He's married, of course.

I wonder what they'd say if the genders were all reversed...


BigmanPigman weighs in on whether he'd like this person to sodomize him (and later makes clear she's not a dude, which, who ever truly knows):

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Star Member BigmanPigman (46,500 posts)
19. He has a weak chin which he hides with a semi-beard.

I like strong chins.

Is that what you people call them nowadays?

Title: Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: RuralNc on July 05, 2022, 07:52:17 PM
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Sogo (3,360 posts)

54. So, isn't anyone going to post a picture

for those of us who haven't seen any of his press conferences?

Theres this thing called google. But that does require leaving the confines of the DUmp..  :p
Title: Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: FunkyZero on July 05, 2022, 07:57:44 PM
Quote from: BannedFromDU on July 05, 2022, 06:42:59 PM

BigmanPigman weighs in on whether he'd like this person to sodomize him (and later makes clear she's not a dude, which, who ever truly knows):


It is possible.
"Big Man Pig Man" is a Pink Floyd reference from the song titled "Pigs" from the Animals album.
Good tune, if I might say...
Title: Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: notaDUmmie on July 05, 2022, 08:01:23 PM
On a separate note, why does malaise get to post all of that crap about tennis, constantly, when every other sports thread is shut down as "off topic"?

I wish someone would make that pellucidly clear to me...
Title: Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 06, 2022, 06:37:31 AM
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My walls started sweating.

That's more information than we need!! :thatsright:
Title: Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: SVPete on July 06, 2022, 08:00:33 AM
Heresy! Progs are obligated to hate police officers!
Title: Re: Malaise makes pellucidly clear: she's strumming her banjo to the sheriff on TV
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 06, 2022, 08:21:47 AM
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Star Member greatauntoftriplets (173,577 posts)
8. I caught that about 2 seconds after he stepped in front of the camera yesterday.

My walls started sweating.

Surprised you didn't reference your "aching seed".