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Title: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 04, 2022, 02:12:24 PM
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Atticus (13,405 posts)

My response to AR-15-humpers who say "Come and get it!": "OK!"

Anyone who's seen a picture of Atticus (and if you haven't, see below) knows well that their guns are safe as kittens from him. Probably can't say the same for your 14-year-old son, however, so keep an eye out anyway. (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216886343)

Seriously, dude: who's coming to take my arms? You? Your septuagenarian drinking buddies? Better double up on your Depends, grandpa.

Tough guy DUmmies chime in, from the safety of their hoarded hovels at the back of a relatives' property:

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Novara (2,823 posts)
3. Yeah. We DO wanna take your guns.

Molon Lave. Also, molon **** yourself.


After getting called out, Atticus defends:

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Atticus (13,405 posts)
17. Alone? No. With several other like-minded folks? Yes. But, as some I am sure will point out,

that's easy to say and no real way to prove until the situation actually presents itself.

Hey, dickhead, you can't take people's guns using rolled-up TV Guides and howls of "rapscallion" and "flibbertigibbit." You'll probably need guns yourself, and high caliber ones at that.

Even Rockhead calls bullshit on Internet Tough Guy:

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Star Member MineralMan (144,088 posts)
19. Not happening. I'm betting you don't know anyone at all

who is willing to go along with you to "take their guns." I don't know anyone like that. Even my acquaintances who own firearms keep them at home. They aren't going to go out into the street to confront the assholes you're talking about.

Neither, I think, are you.

 :lmao: :lmao: When a blowhard like Rockhead shuts you down, you should probably go home at watch Matlock.


I can see the headlines now...

(https://iili.io/j5hVff.jpg) (https://freeimage.host/)






(https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/effinghamdailynews.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/f/ad/fadd9163-81ca-5d1d-a84b-eec2433dff82/5bca70ca1670a.image.jpg?resize=739%2C600)
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: Tess Anderson on July 04, 2022, 04:07:51 PM
well, years ago, some hunter shot him:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1995-01-19-9501190152-story.html

and he couldn't even take his guns away.
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: USA4ME on July 04, 2022, 04:25:45 PM
well, years ago, some hunter shot him:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1995-01-19-9501190152-story.html

and he couldn't even take his guns away.

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: jukin on July 04, 2022, 04:42:34 PM
Some of us were military trained, and go to the range regularly, and shoot trap weekly.

We are your huckleberries. 
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: notaDUmmie on July 04, 2022, 04:46:49 PM
:rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao: :rotf:

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Holy cow, he was actually a judge?  I would have never known that from his posts...I always pictured him as some aged-out hippie who dropped too much acid in the 60s.  He consistently comes across as a bit unhinged and uneducated.

Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: Delmar on July 04, 2022, 05:36:15 PM
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Response to MineralMan (Reply #15)Mon Jul 4, 2022, 03:36 PM
Atticus (13,410 posts)
34. I agree "We need laws". Nothing in my OP ruled that out and it was never my intent to do anything

Illegal. I think we should outlaw assault weapons, magazines that hold over 10 rounds and several other firearm accessories and, if manpower is needed to "take" the illegal items, I would volunteer to do so while unarmed, but the OP did not even mention me participating.

I take responsibility for a poorly worded OP that made assumptions that were apparently unwarranted. For that I apologize.

Backpedal!
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on July 04, 2022, 10:17:36 PM
Atticus recons himself a mockingbird imbibed on Tequila while molesting the guilty claiming innocence. To escape Crazy, never indulge it.
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on July 05, 2022, 09:40:44 AM
Dear DUmmies,

Your terms are acceptable. Make sure to wear your red star trek outfits.



Americans at large
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on July 05, 2022, 09:50:19 AM
Dear DUmmies,

Your terms are acceptable. Make sure to wear your red star trek outfits.



Americans at large

Every single Star Trek fan knows about the redshirts..a subliminal reference, but appropriate.
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: Kc25 on July 05, 2022, 05:43:17 PM
well, years ago, some hunter shot him:

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1995-01-19-9501190152-story.html

and he couldn't even take his guns away.

That link takes me to the Tribune home page, it looks like.
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: RuralNc on July 05, 2022, 10:39:59 PM
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MineralMan (144,116 posts)

6. What actions do you think are appropriate?

And who is going to carry out those actions? Are you volunteering?

So this. This is what the DUmp has come down to. And when its Rockhead shutting you down, you know its time for puddin and a nap.
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: 67 Rover on July 06, 2022, 06:27:35 AM
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Atticus (13,405 posts)

My response to AR-15-humpers who say "Come and get it!": "OK!"

Suicide by stupidity.  :stoner:

About time that Darwin was reintroduced into society.
Title: Re: Atticus is coming to take your guns. I'm, like, terrified.
Post by: SVPete on July 06, 2022, 07:58:08 AM
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Atticus (13,405 posts)

My response to AR-15-humpers who say "Come and get it!": "OK!"

The proper response to the likes of do-nothings like Flatus: Go self-fornicate.