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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: USA4ME on June 28, 2022, 08:00:00 AM

Title: We must form our own Religion
Post by: USA4ME on June 28, 2022, 08:00:00 AM
Quote from:
intrepidity

We must form our own Religion

I think that's the lesson here.

Since the Constitution explicitly protects religion, then Liberals--of all faiths--must band together and form a new secular humanist religion based on the ideals of the Democratic party. And seriously commit to it.

Having just watched and read "Under the Banner of Heaven" about Mormonism (now is a great time to do that, if you really want an inside view of what is happening around us), I'm convinced that this is the only viable path left for Liberals in America.

Those who think that a religion must be really, really old, need to remember that Mormonisn--a religion practiced by millions throughout the world, and that dominates a whole U.S. state--is *younger* than this country! And was founded by a known grifter who probably had mental health issues.

Those of us who resist organized religions may have to just accept that, in this country, at this time, it's the only way.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216857061

The irony.

You leftist nuts have been your own religious cult for decades now.

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Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 28, 2022, 08:24:02 AM
Leftists already have their own religion: The Government.
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 28, 2022, 08:58:34 AM
The irony.

You leftist nuts have been your own religious cult for decades now.

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Yep. Let's see, we've got Saint Ginsburg, Saint Fauci, excommunications...
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: SVPete on June 28, 2022, 09:19:16 AM
Was this semi-intelligible rant a reaction to the Bremerton high school football coach decision? How many "Hic!"s were edited out of that post?
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: DefiantSix on June 28, 2022, 09:24:49 AM
Yep. Let's see, we've got Saint Ginsburg, Saint Fauci, excommunications...

Oh no.

Saint Ginsberg has been de-canonized for her part in setting the stage for this heretical attack on the sacrament of infanticide by the infidel forces of eee-vil. [/DUmbass]
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 28, 2022, 09:37:29 AM
Yep. Let's see, we've got Saint Ginsburg, Saint Fauci, excommunications...

Saint Barack H. Obama, Queen Moochelle Obama, duchess Nancy Pelosi, duchess Hillary Rodham Clinton, Pope Algore, the list goes on.
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on June 28, 2022, 10:15:04 AM
Saint Barack H. Obama, Queen Moochelle Obama, duchess Nancy Pelosi, duchess Hillary Rodham Clinton, Pope Algore, the list goes on.

Or, as they're known by other names:

St. Jugears the Stutterer
Queen Mike
Duchess Botox
Duchess Cankles
Pope Manbearpig
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: DUmpDiver on June 28, 2022, 10:21:50 AM
What's the difference between a Christian and a climate doomer?

The Christian knows that he's part of a religion.
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 28, 2022, 11:42:35 AM
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We must form our own Religion

I think that's the lesson here.

Since the Constitution explicitly protects religion, then Liberals--of all faiths--must band together and form a new secular humanist religion based on the ideals of the Democratic party.

and the leader is:
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and our theology
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: Ptarmigan on June 28, 2022, 06:21:31 PM
Leftists already have their own religion: The Government.

Exactly.
Title: Re: We must form our own Religion
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on July 01, 2022, 07:11:51 AM
It would never work.
Everyone would see it for the bogus ploy it was and it wouldn't be granted official status.

You leftist nuts have been your own religious cult for decades now.

True.
That's the exact point Ann Coulter made in her book 'Godless' back in the 2000s, and it still holds true now.
They truly have all the elements of a religion. Among other things:
They have a priesthood, in the form of crooked, incompetent, perverse public school teachers.
They have a holy sacrament, in the form of abortion.
They have martyrs, in the form of scumbag criminals who they try to portray as "Victims," usually due to their race. The main example she uses in her book is Willie Horton, but I think better examples would be Trayvon Martin and Freddie Gray.
They have a Doctrine of Infallibility, in the form of shrieking, hysterical women and teens that they use as mouthpieces for their movements.