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Title: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on June 15, 2022, 01:09:50 PM
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Star Member kairos12 (11,204 posts)


Overheard

While standing in a custom service line this is the loud conversation ahead of me in line:

Dude#1: Yeah, I got me a sweet AK, to go along with my (gun fetish unintelligible gibberish)

Dude#2: Yeah, I got my AR-15 and go out shooting in the woods all the time, take all my other (gun fetish unintelligible gibberish)

As an infantryman I say, you are some kind of dumbass to buy all these weapons, join the Army and you get them issued to you for free. Even bigger ones, Yeehaw!!

Here's the thing, though. The ABSOLUTE worst part of this. These Gun Weasels look exactly like me. Ball cap, short hair.

I would grow hair. Can't. I have cargo pants fashion sense. No help there. My wife concurs.

I just stood further from them.

I went home and took a shower.

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This DUmb story never happened  :whatever:
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: DefiantSix on June 15, 2022, 01:16:07 PM

This DUmb story never happened  :whatever:

Of all the bouncies that never happened, this never happened the most...

 :nobong:
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on June 15, 2022, 01:19:16 PM
As November approaches, I expect bouncys to increase. The primitives need some type of security blanket, and making up a story where they “own the conservatives” is their go to play in their only playbook. Has been since 2001.

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Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: Rebel on June 15, 2022, 01:23:07 PM
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As an infantryman I say, you are some kind of dumbass to buy all these weapons, join the Army and you get them issued to you for free. Even bigger ones, Yeehaw!!

I must have missed the "AR-15" line at all my duty stations. Thank God.
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: USA4ME on June 15, 2022, 01:30:01 PM
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barbtries

1. it appears that with all the shortages at the moment, AR-15s aren't one of them. I can't get a CPAP machine to improve the quality of my life but I can go get a killing machine quite easily.

Best solution for barb: Forget the CPAP, get a AR-15 instead, and use it on yourself thus improving the quality of everyone’s life. Win-Win! She can do this if she tries.

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Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 15, 2022, 01:36:19 PM
As November approaches, I expect bouncys to increase. The primitives need some type of security blanket, and making up a story where they “own the conservatives” is their go to play in their only playbook. Has been since 2001.

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That has always been their playbook. The prevalence of bouncy tales increase the more the leftists and the Democrat Party are failing.
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on June 15, 2022, 03:50:46 PM
That has always been their playbook. The prevalence of bouncy tales increase the more the leftists and the Democrat Party are failing.

A 'Bouncy to misery' ratio?

That could lead to creation of an index!

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: landofconfusion80 on June 15, 2022, 09:33:15 PM
A 'Bouncy to misery' ratio?

That could lead to creation of an index!

 :lmao:
Can you imagine being the maccosist that would be willing to wade through all that to collect the data?
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: DUmpDiver on June 16, 2022, 04:21:07 AM
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barbtries (25,900 posts)

1. it appears that with all the shortages at the moment,

AR-15s aren't one of them. I can't get a CPAP machine to improve the quality of my life but I can go get a killing machine quite easily.

This reply is bouncy.  Gun shops are having trouble keeping their inventory stocked these days. Biden is turning out to be just as good of a gun salesman as Obama was.
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: franksolich on June 16, 2022, 06:38:34 AM
I must have missed the "AR-15" line at all my duty stations. Thank God.

I wondered.  I was about to ask if people, after their stint in the military was up, were allowed to take their firearms home with them.
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 16, 2022, 06:48:34 AM
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join the Army and you get them issued to you for free.

I joined the navy and got a submarine with nuclear weapons, that's better than an M16. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :-) :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 16, 2022, 09:42:27 AM
Does anyone else find it odd that this guy is an infantryman, but said a lot of what he overheard was "unintelligible gun fetish gibberish"?
Title: Re: Overheard. Bouncy
Post by: DefiantSix on June 16, 2022, 09:48:27 AM
Does anyone else find it odd that this guy is an infantryman, but said a lot of what he overheard was "unintelligible gun fetish gibberish"?

No more odd than any of their other valor theiving malarkey.

Quote from: franksolich
"DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie."