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Title: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Full-Auto on January 22, 2008, 08:43:06 PM

...and others just won't get it.   :-)

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having then last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,"Damn...we screwed up...but man that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILI TARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian could ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all overthe place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your callsign in vain.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this.

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 22, 2008, 08:45:54 PM

Brotherhood!  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: CactusCarlos on January 22, 2008, 08:48:03 PM

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: RightCoast on January 22, 2008, 09:15:56 PM

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: vftb on January 22, 2008, 09:21:32 PM

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Chris_ on January 22, 2008, 09:27:02 PM

AATW  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 22, 2008, 09:33:09 PM

 :cheersmate:



 :drunksailor:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: vftb on January 22, 2008, 11:16:49 PM

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:  Might give you an alibi
MILITARY FRIENDS:  Will help you bury the body

 :-) :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Freeper on January 22, 2008, 11:19:32 PM

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: PatriotGame on January 22, 2008, 11:24:47 PM

Quote from: Full-Auto on January 22, 2008, 08:43:06 PM

...and others just won't get it.   :-)

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having then last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying,"Damn...we screwed up...but man that was fun!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILI TARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Civilian could ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all overthe place and say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's alcohol abuse!!" Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your callsign in vain.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this.

Truth that makes being an American a blessing.

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Airwolf on January 22, 2008, 11:42:26 PM

Hooah and God Bless the USA.  :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Some of you will read this and laugh because it's so true.
Post by: Chris_ on January 23, 2008, 10:33:21 AM

Quote from: vftb on January 22, 2008, 11:16:49 PM

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:  Might give you an alibi
MILITARY FRIENDS:  Will help you bury the body

 :-) :cheersmate:

lmao...no shit....