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Title: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: CC27 on May 11, 2022, 11:01:54 AM
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kpete (69,073 posts)


I believe life begins in the balls.

Every man must submit to immediate government scrotal monitors that control the release of any of our trillions of precious innocent children.
Link to tweet

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216682454

WTF??????????????????????????????????  :whatever:
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: 67 Rover on May 11, 2022, 11:09:12 AM
WTF??????????????????????????????????  :whatever:

Missed HS biology class smoking weed out behind the dumpster I guess.  ::)
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: Muddling 2 on May 11, 2022, 11:18:58 AM
WTF??????????????????????????????????  :whatever:

Some retard thinking they're being clever by trying to equate emission of sperm that don't fertilize an egg with the act of abortion.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: FlaGator on May 11, 2022, 11:29:37 AM
I wonder if Kpete's mother had any children that lived?
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: SVPete on May 11, 2022, 11:44:08 AM
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kpete (69,073 posts)

I believe life begins in the balls.

Every man must submit to immediate government scrotal monitors that control the release of any of our trillions of precious innocent children.

I'd say that meme is stupid, but it suffices to point out that it was posted by kpete.

Sperm do not contain a full set of human chromosomes, and will not, in isolation, grow into anything. Sperm are not human life. A reasonably intelligent 7th grader could comprehend and explain this; kpete, not so much.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: FlaGator on May 11, 2022, 12:09:52 PM
I'd say that meme is stupid, but it suffices to point out that it was posted by kpete.

Sperm do not contain a full set of human chromosomes, and will not, in isolation, grow into anything. Sperm are not human life. A reasonably intelligent 7th grader could comprehend and explain this; kpete, not so much.

I get the impression that kpete would have lost in the first round of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2022, 12:17:49 PM
I wonder if Kpete's mother had any children that lived?

And DUmmies think this asinine comment is brilliant. :whatever:
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: enslaved1 on May 11, 2022, 12:55:48 PM
Kpete just wants to pretend he's showing solidarity with pro-abort women every time he's boppin' his baloney. 
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: miskie on May 11, 2022, 01:30:01 PM
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kpete (69,073 posts)


I believe life begins in the balls.

I believe that makes you a cannibal. EOM.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 11, 2022, 02:29:33 PM
I believe that makes you a cannibal. EOM.

Or lifeless.

 :-)
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: DefiantSix on May 11, 2022, 03:12:27 PM
I wonder if Kpete's mother had any children that lived?

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Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 11, 2022, 05:41:12 PM
Kpete just wants to pretend he's showing solidarity with pro-abort women every time he's boppin' his baloney.

Kpete is actually a chick named Kathleen that lives safely in a gated community in southern California.  Tess and Frank found out all the details ages ago.  She's your typical limousine lib-tard.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: SVPete on May 11, 2022, 05:50:24 PM
IIRC, she and hubs recently upgraded to a hillside house with an unobstructed sea view. Not sure the new neighborhood is gated.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on May 12, 2022, 07:10:57 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk)
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: SVPete on May 12, 2022, 09:11:14 AM
If ______ did it ... can be valid, but the "it" has to be the same or a very close equivalent. E.G. If Trump did what Biden is doing .... A living growing baby with a unique human chromosome set is very dissimilar from a sperm or an egg.
Title: Re: I believe life begins in the balls.
Post by: enslaved1 on May 12, 2022, 09:54:57 AM
Kpete is actually a chick named Kathleen that lives safely in a gated community in southern California.  Tess and Frank found out all the details ages ago.  She's your typical limousine lib-tard.

Dangers of assuming gender, I guess  :-)

Not that this revelation doesn't open up a whole 'nother can of bad jokes, especially if she's married.