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Title: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: CC27 on April 26, 2022, 09:32:16 AM
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Star Member Siwsan (21,726 posts)


I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg. The others?

There was one for the Army, the Navy, the Marines, the Air Force and the Coast Guard.

And I would bet my bottom dollar that nobody who was in that vehicle ever served their country for a day, in the military or otherwise.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216630721

WTF?????????????????????????  :whatever:
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: jukin on April 26, 2022, 09:35:03 AM
Narrator: "DUchebag siwsan then keyed the SUV."
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: SVPete on April 26, 2022, 09:36:08 AM
WTF?????????????????????????  :whatever:

I'll take Posting Stupid Stereotypes for DUmp Cred for $10, Art.
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: Texacon on April 26, 2022, 10:55:54 AM
I'm disappointed in this bouncy.

She could have said; I saw that TFG sticker and I was LITERALLY SHAKING!  Literally.  I sat and just started crying because, how could people be such fools! 

Then a bunch of people wearing "Let us in, President Biden" shirts saw how distraught I was so they peeled off all the stickers and stole the tires off the vehicle.

They then thanked me for allowing them the opportunity to make some money to send home to Mexico.  We all had a good cry and hug and the last I saw them they were merrily rolling their new wheels and tires to a used tire shop.

The end.

KC
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 26, 2022, 10:58:49 AM
I'm disappointed in this bouncy.

She could have said; I saw that TFG sticker and I was LITERALLY SHAKING!  Literally.  I sat and just started crying because, how could people be such fools! 

Then a bunch of people wearing "Let us in, President Biden" shirts saw how distraught I was so they peeled off all the stickers and stole the tires off the vehicle.

They then thanked me for allowing them the opportunity to make some money to send home to Mexico.  We all had a good cry and hug and the last I saw them they were merrily rolling their new wheels and tires to a used tire shop.

The end.

KC

You forgot the applause of the crowd, directions to the local democrap headquarters and the obligatory cop jumping out of the bushes.

The writer also didn't start it with, "So"...
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: 67 Rover on April 26, 2022, 11:29:41 AM
You forgot the applause of the crowd, directions to the local democrap headquarters and the obligatory cop jumping out of the bushes.

The writer also didn't start it with, "So"...

Don't forget the truck nuts and gun rack.
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on April 26, 2022, 11:34:54 AM
Don't forget the truck nuts and gun rack.

Bouncy's sure have fallen over there...
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: dandi on April 26, 2022, 12:21:52 PM
So what? People can have stickers that acknowledge the military without having served. As long as it doesn't say "veteran" or something like that when they aren't, everything's cool.

I'd much rather see that than hear a bunch of doofus Leftists cheerleading for war when they'd shit themselves over the idea of serving themselves.
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: DefiantSix on April 26, 2022, 12:46:47 PM
Narrator: "DUchebag siwsan then keyed the SUV."

:hi5: I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.  :-)
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: Rebel on April 26, 2022, 07:25:19 PM
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Star Member Siwsan (21,726 posts)


I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg. The others?

There was one for the Army, the Navy, the Marines, the Air Force and the Coast Guard.

And I would bet my bottom dollar that nobody who was in that vehicle ever served their country for a day, in the military or otherwise.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216630721

70%+ of the military are conservative. I'm one, Squid. I bet you only served one term and bitched the entire Damn time.
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: jukin on April 26, 2022, 07:28:51 PM
:hi5: I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.  :-)

That's good because I wrote in Morgan Freeman's soft velvety voice.  :-)
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on April 26, 2022, 11:33:04 PM
Siswhine, get down from the ceiling and put down the TV remote! 
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 27, 2022, 07:07:10 AM
Narrator: "DUchebag siwsan then keyed the SUV."

I thought the latest trend was to slash the tires rather than key the car.
Title: Re: I parked next to a SUV, today, with a bunch of stickers. One was for tfg.
Post by: SVPete on April 27, 2022, 07:54:25 AM
I thought the latest trend was to slash the tires rather than key the car.

Stealing catalytic converters ... investing in precious metals, Prog-Style.