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Title: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2008, 11:31:55 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3918930

Oh my.

My thanks to my good neighbor, Mrs. Smith, for finding this.

I'd been wondering what the sparkling husband primitive, his pants down and he sitting on the john in the basement, his chin propped up by his bent arm, staring at the cat doing a number two in the litter box, thought about Sarah Palin's speech tonight.

Well, now we know.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:34 PM
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**** it.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:41 PM
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2. **** it

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:44 PM
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4. **** you
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: BamaMoose on September 03, 2008, 11:40:58 PM
Sparkly is probably making him sleep in the basement for touching himself during Palin's speech.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2008, 11:42:32 PM
Sparkly is probably making him sleep in the basement for touching himself during Palin's speech.

Actually, his wife DOES make him use the bathroom in the basement, where the cat litter box also is.

The sparkling husband primitive admitted it circa two weeks ago, in a primitive bonfire about cat litter boxes.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: BamaMoose on September 03, 2008, 11:59:00 PM
Sparkly is probably making him sleep in the basement for touching himself during Palin's speech.

Actually, his wife DOES make him use the bathroom in the basement, where the cat litter box also is.

The sparkling husband primitive admitted it circa two weeks ago, in a primitive bonfire about cat litter boxes.

I saw that thread.  That was a great find Frank.  I got a funny feeling he's got a mattress on the floor next to the litter box and strict instruction that he can't come upstairs until he's ready to apologize for breaking the wife's rules.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2008, 04:08:40 AM
Sparkly is probably making him sleep in the basement for touching himself during Palin's speech.

Actually, his wife DOES make him use the bathroom in the basement, where the cat litter box also is.

The sparkling husband primitive admitted it circa two weeks ago, in a primitive bonfire about cat litter boxes.

I saw that thread.  That was a great find Frank.  I got a funny feeling he's got a mattress on the floor next to the litter box and strict instruction that he can't come upstairs until he's ready to apologize for breaking the wife's rules.

You know, I can't help myself; I'm no longer an objective judge of the sparkling husband primitive.

Ever since the sparkling husband primitive betrayed that, forever etched in this mind is the image of the sparkling husband primitive with his pants down, sitting on the toilet, bent forward as if Rodin's Thinker, his chin propped up by his hand from his bent arm, glumly contemplating the cat as it empties its own bowels in the litter box across the room.

No matter how hard I try, I can't erase that image from the mind.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 04, 2008, 06:49:22 AM
I'm a dumbass, raised in the country where the nearest, biggest town was the same size as that one which Mrs. Palin was once mayor. So, big city ways and the doings of big city peoples were foreign to me. I never knew the real true meaning of the term "Cuckold" until getting this newfangled Invention by Al Gore called the "internet". Now I know what extremes some "cuckolds" go to to get and keep a woman.  Husb2Sparkly is, in my opinion, an "Extreme Cuckold", restricted to the basement while a real man is upstairs in his wifes' bedroom taking care of the manly duties normally required of the husband. Being restricted to the basement toilet is the least of his punishments.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2008, 07:14:17 AM
Sparkly is probably making him sleep in the basement for touching himself during Palin's speech.

Actually, his wife DOES make him use the bathroom in the basement, where the cat litter box also is.

The sparkling husband primitive admitted it circa two weeks ago, in a primitive bonfire about cat litter boxes.

I saw that thread.  That was a great find Frank.  I got a funny feeling he's got a mattress on the floor next to the litter box and strict instruction that he can't come upstairs until he's ready to apologize for breaking the wife's rules.

You know, I can't help myself; I'm no longer an objective judge of the sparkling husband primitive.

Ever since the sparkling husband primitive betrayed that, forever etched in this mind is the image of the sparkling husband primitive with his pants down, sitting on the toilet, bent forward as if Rodin's Thinker, his chin propped up by his hand from his bent arm, glumly contemplating the cat as it empties its own bowels in the litter box across the room.

No matter how hard I try, I can't erase that image from the mind.

Certainly sums up why the man is so full of rage too, doesn't it Frank?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: franksolich on September 04, 2008, 07:17:51 AM
Certainly sums up why the man is so full of rage too, doesn't it Frank?

You know, I was over on Skins's island during the wee hours of the morning--I had gone to sleep at night, but couldn't stay asleep--looking around for familiar primitives.

Whenever I spotted the sparkling husband primitive, "that" image immediately sprung to mind, and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to post any of his bonfires or comments.

Damn.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on September 04, 2008, 07:18:38 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3918930

Oh my.

My thanks to my good neighbor, Mrs. Smith, for finding this.

I'd been wondering what the sparkling husband primitive, his pants down and he sitting on the john in the basement, his chin propped up by his bent arm, staring at the cat doing a number two in the litter box, thought about Sarah Palin's speech tonight.

Well, now we know.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:34 PM
Original message

**** it.

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:41 PM
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2. **** it

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Husb2Sparkly  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 11:44 PM
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4. **** you
My,my He's quite the vulgarian! :-) :lmao:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: jtyangel on September 04, 2008, 07:21:33 AM
Certainly sums up why the man is so full of rage too, doesn't it Frank?

You know, I was over on Skins's island during the wee hours of the morning--I had gone to sleep at night, but couldn't stay asleep--looking around for familiar primitives.

Whenever I spotted the sparkling husband primitive, "that" image immediately sprung to mind, and I couldn't stop laughing long enough to post any of his bonfires or comments.

Damn.

Just imagining you tickled reading his posts is enough to make me laugh too, Frank.

What a very pitiful image sparlinghubs has made of himself.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: DixieBelle on September 04, 2008, 12:28:03 PM
I'm getting a whole "it puts the lotion on" vibe from the sparkly one. Except without the cunning and smarts. :-)
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive in a bad mood; almost as bad as Pedro Picasso
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 04, 2008, 12:50:23 PM
My,my He's quite the vulgarian! :-) :lmao:

Oh yeah, and a total smash-mouth street-fightin' man to boot, or so he says.  Or at least he would be, if Sparkly would give him permission to leave the basement.