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Current Events => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ralph Wiggum on March 31, 2022, 03:09:34 PM
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TALLAHASSEE, FL—The popular topical pain-relieving cream Bengay is undergoing a name change in order to stay compliant with Florida law. Starting next month, the sore muscle medication will be sold under the new name "Benstraight."
"Due to Ron DeSantis's new legislation, the word 'gay' is now completely forbidden in the state of Florida. At least—that's what it said in all my favorite left-wing media sources," said J&J Vice President Damien Creemstank. "This rebranding effort will make our product legal again, and should increase our sales in the homophobic bigot community."
Those wanting the original Bengay will have to cross state lines and smuggle the original product into Florida.
According to sources, hundreds of teachers have already smuggled Bengay into Florida schools, where they will require their kindergarteners to use it at all times while screaming the word "gay" at the top of their lungs.
You can't BEE serious! (https://babylonbee.com/news/under-florida-law-bengay-forced-to-rebrand-as-benstraight)
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Yea,
I understand vacuum cleaners can no longer advertise their sucking.
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Yea,
I understand vacuum cleaners can no longer advertise their sucking.
The Miami Dolphins are facing having to relocate out of state for the same reason...
:tongue:
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And in other news, a massive smuggling ring was broken up in Miami. What were they smuggling? Flintstones DVDs and VHS tapes.