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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BamaMoose on March 08, 2022, 02:10:56 AM
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KS Toronado seems to have found his bouncy niche. Just a week ago he started another thread where he totally owned all the evil Republicans at the VFW.
https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=128417.0 (https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=128417.0)
KS Toronado (6,301 posts)
It was bash Democrats night at the VFW, I turned the tables
This last Friday night at the VFW, the normal repug crew was going after Democrats (mostly Biden) more than usual, and as usual I sat there drinking my beer and keeping my mouth shut only nodding in agreement when someone looked directly at me. When one finally asked me for my thoughts, so I began.....
I think everybody living west of main street are no more than a bunch of spineless cowards and we should never trust them with any positions of trust or power from teachers to mayor.
Lots of shocked looks, a few giggles, why's that
If you look at the city map everybody west of main street is on the left, everybody east of main street is on the right...we're the good people over here, they're all the evil ones over there
Rumblings started about how stupid I was talking, I ignored 'em
NO I'M DEAD SERIOUS......Tucker Carlson tells me everything I need to know about every single person who lives west of main street, They're all pedophiles who only kill republican babies in pizza basements just to drink their blood. Check out Hillary's Satanic website, she's got a chapter right here, plus none of them ever work for a living they just live off my tax dollars and buy weed with food stamps. They always plead the fifth when in court, threw a few more things in and finished with and every antifa over there tried to overthrow our Government Jan 6th. and now they refuse to cooperate with the Jan 6th Committee.
Rumblings getting louder, so I go OK here's the point i'm trying to make, you asked me.....
I too watch Tucker all the time but not as much as I used to because I feel he stretches the truth at times, so I challenge you guys to watch MSNBC in the evenings, not Rachel Maddow we all know she's a witch, but the 2 after her, Lawrence O'Donnell or Stephanie Ruhle, try them out if you really really want the truth about what's going on in world. That's what I do as an independent voter, I listen to both sides.
Now I expect a book report from each one of you next Friday, now let's talk something other than politics, How's that new grandson Joe?
I'll never know what made me say all that but I got away with actually bad mouthing FQX in a red town and lived to tell about it. If you feel others could use this idea and build upon it to fit their own situation, please hit the K&R button. This worked great because I basically reminded them of the outlandish things FQX pours down on them.
And before anyone gets their panties ruffled, I tell them a lot of "white lies" to fit in in this red town, Rachel was just one of them, I love her. And maybe the 2 that follow her will get new viewers.
And, of course, you need to have the cheering crowd, even if it's done discretely:
KS Toronado (6,301 posts)
6. Thank you Hoyt
My goal is to turn some of these republicans into voting for Democrats. To do that I have to get them to think I'm on their side so things don't blow up into arguments that result in not wanting to talk to me. One in that group told me privately he voted for Biden because of me. Slowly winning.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216455744 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216455744)
So, I expect in the near future he'll be posting about how the guys at the VFW are discussing MSNBC talking heads and how they are slowly beginning to parrot Democrat talking points. At least a few will be in awe of Rachel Maddow's wisdom. :rotf:
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He's simply a genius, this dude from Kansas. We won't have anyone left if his ideas get mainstreamed. They'll all convert us to being democrats. I'm afraid to leave my house for running into one of these super geniuses.
:lmao:
KC
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One in that group told me privately he voted for Biden because of me. Slowly winning.
What we're not told is what this convert thinks of his decision now.
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So this nincompoop claims he actually said such things? No one talks like that, except for perhaps at mental facilities or MSNBC.
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27 Replies to date, and not one tl;dr or Cool story, Bro. DU is a credulous audience for tales they wish were true.
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And before anyone gets their panties ruffled, I tell them a lot of "white lies" to fit in in this red town, Rachel was just one of them, I love her. And maybe the 2 that follow her will get new viewers.
Does the lying DUmbass DUchebag know that Mr. Maddow is no longer lying for the propaganda show on MSDNC?
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My goal is to turn some of these republicans into voting for Democrats. To do that I have to get them to think I'm on their side so things don't blow up into arguments that result in not wanting to talk to me.
Which is why you're sticking to making it about the person and not the issue, which is a giant red flag when it comes to whether someone is who or what they claim to be.
Explain to them that globalism, taking their guns, leaving them with less of what they earn, baskin robbins gender policy, teaching their kids that they're bad for having white skin, allowing males in female bathrooms, and ten dollar a gallon gas...are in their best interests...
Then get back to us and let us know how that went after you get out of the hospital.