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Title: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: CactusCarlos on September 03, 2008, 07:16:14 PM
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Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Posted by Husb2Sparkly on Wed Sep-03-08 07:30 PM

She will be disappearing next week. She'll be in President School. Learning about our government and what the role of veep is. She'll be learning what to say, how to walk, how to talk, how to show off her kids, how to eat shrimp with her pinkie up and pinkie down. How to speak to the media, how to avoid or deflect questions, and how to not get pissed off even when she's pissed off.

Once tonight is over, her usefulness will have passed. Better to keep her hidden. Make her a legend. Build up the Myth of Sarah Palin.

But mostly they'll be hoping to hell she just doesn't **** it up.

Back in the Navy, I first heard the prayer "Dear God, don't let me **** up."

That will be Sarah. At recess. In President School.
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: franksolich on September 03, 2008, 07:18:31 PM
Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive is subconsciously Hating his wife right now, but afraid to tell her.
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: Chris on September 03, 2008, 07:19:38 PM
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Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Posted by Husb2Sparkly on Wed Sep-03-08 07:30 PM

She will be disappearing next week. She'll be in President School. Learning about our government and what the role of veep is. She'll be learning what to say, how to walk, how to talk, how to show off her kids, how to eat shrimp with her pinkie up and pinkie down. How to speak to the media, how to avoid or deflect questions, and how to not get pissed off even when she's pissed off.

Once tonight is over, her usefulness will have passed. Better to keep her hidden. Make her a legend. Build up the Myth of Sarah Palin.

I call bullshit on this eunuch retard.  Palin will be out speaking and getting face-time.  She's bringing in the money and voters right now... cutting that short would be stupid.
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: Carl on September 03, 2008, 07:24:10 PM
They are worried....

My guess is they know that Joe will come off looking like a doofus in the VP debate.
He is as nuttied now as husbs is. :-)
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Pal
Post by: jukin on September 03, 2008, 07:25:44 PM
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But mostly they'll be hoping to hell she just doesn't **** it up.

Calling Joe Biden, Joe Biden to the white courtesy phone.


Thanks, neutered to sparkly for that LOL.
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Pal
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 03, 2008, 07:29:29 PM
Well, of course she'll have to get the tour of Dick Cheney's undisclosed locations.
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: Chris on September 03, 2008, 07:30:56 PM
They are worried....

My guess is they know that Joe will come off looking like a doofus in the VP debate.
He is as nuttied now as husbs is. :-)

I came across some comments on Biden that I thought were hilarious...

"There you go. There's good old windbag Joe for you. He makes a good sound for a few seconds, convinces some dolts that he knows what he's talking about, and only when he is allowed to talk for minutes at a time does he begin to show just how nonsensical his thoughts are. Here we see not just nonsensical his positions are (I like him, no I don't, I like him, no I don't ...), but also how willingly duplicitous he is."

http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/09/just-before-bar.html
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 03, 2008, 07:45:35 PM
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Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Posted by Husb2Sparkly on Wed Sep-03-08 07:30 PM
 




     Next week, join me in a playing "Where in the world are Husb2Sparkly's nuts?"

     The answer, of course and as usual, is "in his wife's purse."
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: delilahmused on September 03, 2008, 08:17:09 PM
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She will be disappearing next week. She'll be in President School. Learning about our government and what the role of veep is. She'll be learning what to say, how to walk, how to talk, how to show off her kids, how to eat shrimp with her pinkie up and pinkie down. How to speak to the media, how to avoid or deflect questions, and how to not get pissed off even when she's pissed off.

You know for a group of people who believe they have such depth (which is okay unless you're swimming in a cesspool) they seem to focus on the most superficial things. Maybe that's why their candidate is such an empty suit. I'd think hubby was a dick, except he doesn't have one. Bet she loves her cat more than him.

Cindie
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: miskie on September 03, 2008, 08:31:31 PM
Sarah is going to be all over the place next week - raising money, kicking ass and taking names.
Title: Re: Husb2Sparkly: Next week, join me in playing "Where in the world is Sarah Palin"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 03, 2008, 08:36:13 PM
Oh, I don't think it'll be that tough to find her, 'cause she'll be all over them like the ugly on their vile, tiny little souls.

 :cheersmate: