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Title: Attention Russian Army
Post by: dutch508 on February 22, 2022, 06:13:36 PM
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EndlessWire (3,243 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383826

Attention Russian Army

I invite all Russian soldiers to just defect and change sides. There's more to life than fighting Putin's battle for him. And, guess what? He soon won't have the money to pay you! Or, buy food to feed you! What, you thought he would reach into his own pocket? Life in Ukraine will be better for you. Spring is coming. There will be love in the air...give up now, before some angry Babushka smacks you upside the head.

You won't like walking around in the Spring thaw, mud up to your hips, struggling to haul your pack and rifle and listening to your stomach growl! There will be NO gas station along the way to buy gas for your tank! Your tank crew will be forced to pull off by the side of the road. You will have to walk.

As tokens of appreciation for the Most Creative Way To Defect, we will award you all the Ukraine Hero Award. Wear it to any restaurant in Ukraine, and you will be rewarded! It's not worth it to you to die for Putin! Give up before you start, turn left instead of right, and throw your weapon down! We will help you.

If you bring us your tank, we will reward you with a nice plot of land for your very own. Will Putin do that? No, he won't! The only land you will get from Putin is a six foot by four plot of miserable wasteland in which to place your body when you pass. And, that's if you're lucky!

You will have better luck on our side. Honestly, we'll treat you like a hero! See you soon! We are the breadbasket; we'll give you food!

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Star Member Beachnutt (2,102 posts)

1. This needs to be distributed

to the russian soldiers..

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Star Member BlackSkimmer (44,597 posts)

5. You might want to do some research into the hardships Russian troops have faced in the past.

Pretty much any battle history on the Eastern front during WW2 will be educational.

Just google The Battle of Grozny

(https://media.moddb.com/cache/images/mods/1/35/34154/thumb_620x2000/244450_screenshots_20180915183657_1.jpg)

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Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2022, 06:20:19 PM
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EndlessWire (3,243 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383826

Attention Russian Army

I invite all Russian soldiers to just defect and change sides. ...

 :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf: When I saw the DU thread title I thought the OP author was NanceGreggs. :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf: She has competition in ludicrous garrulity! :rotf:  :rotf:  :rotf:
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 22, 2022, 06:33:30 PM
Dear Russian Army,

Your leader is ****ing evil, but under no conditions should you believe what democrats promise you.
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 22, 2022, 07:50:33 PM
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EndlessWire (3,243 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383826

Attention Russian Army

I invite all Russian soldiers to just defect and change sides.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xCkhE5RHy8A/U9LJeb1qnAI/AAAAAAAAUqk/Tp0zuNQoTik/s1600/well,+there+it+is.+the+stupidest+F'cking+thing+I'll+read+all+day.jpg)
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: USA4ME on February 22, 2022, 08:23:57 PM
This primitive needs to have a conference with the numerous other primitives who have been saying that the USA needs to place soldiers in Ukraine to fight the Russians. After years of them saying they were anti-war at all costs and hating the US military, a whole bunch of Dem doves have suddenly turned to hawks.


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13. I never said they were not well-trained and patriotic. I SAID that they should defect. It was a JOKE.

The primitive gets caught with its pants down and now what it said was a JOKE.

Actually, it was a joke when it thought it up. It just didn’t realize it and likely still doesn’t.

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Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: Zathras on February 22, 2022, 09:22:14 PM
I guess it's all over now. Kiev Karen has spoken.
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: Ptarmigan on February 22, 2022, 09:31:16 PM
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EndlessWire (3,243 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383826

Attention Russian Army

I invite all Russian soldiers to just defect and change sides. There's more to life than fighting Putin's battle for him. And, guess what? He soon won't have the money to pay you! Or, buy food to feed you! What, you thought he would reach into his own pocket? Life in Ukraine will be better for you. Spring is coming. There will be love in the air...give up now, before some angry Babushka smacks you upside the head.

You won't like walking around in the Spring thaw, mud up to your hips, struggling to haul your pack and rifle and listening to your stomach growl! There will be NO gas station along the way to buy gas for your tank! Your tank crew will be forced to pull off by the side of the road. You will have to walk.

As tokens of appreciation for the Most Creative Way To Defect, we will award you all the Ukraine Hero Award. Wear it to any restaurant in Ukraine, and you will be rewarded! It's not worth it to you to die for Putin! Give up before you start, turn left instead of right, and throw your weapon down! We will help you.

If you bring us your tank, we will reward you with a nice plot of land for your very own. Will Putin do that? No, he won't! The only land you will get from Putin is a six foot by four plot of miserable wasteland in which to place your body when you pass. And, that's if you're lucky!

You will have better luck on our side. Honestly, we'll treat you like a hero! See you soon! We are the breadbasket; we'll give you food!

Have you gone to Russia to tell them?
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 22, 2022, 10:16:36 PM
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EndlessWire (3,243 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216383826

Attention Russian Army

I invite all Russian soldiers to just defect and change sides. There's more to life than fighting Putin's battle for him.

Blah blah blah blah...

Maybe if you offered them peanut butter and ketchup packets for the insides of their footwear...


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Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: jukin on February 23, 2022, 09:37:14 AM
Change sides and get indoctrinated that homos and trannys are the best and wear stylish high heels.
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 24, 2022, 12:10:38 AM
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I invite all Russian soldiers to just defect and change sides.
That didn't age well. Midnight here and the invasion is well underway. No Ruskies defected.
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: landofconfusion80 on February 24, 2022, 05:48:57 AM
That didn't age well. Midnight here and the invasion is well underway. No Ruskies defected.
These guys don't mess around. Russian soldier fights like bear, comrade
Title: Re: Attention Russian Army
Post by: 67 Rover on February 24, 2022, 07:38:18 AM
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Star Member BlackSkimmer (44,597 posts)

5. You might want to do some research into the hardships Russian troops have faced in the past.

Pretty much any battle history on the Eastern front during WW2 will be educational.

Yea but have they ever experienced the hardship of not having flight suits for pregnant women available?  ::)