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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 10, 2022, 09:48:33 PM

Title: missing primitives
Post by: franksolich on February 10, 2022, 09:48:33 PM
In the absence of Omaha Steve, the chief union agitator on Skins's island, one hopes to at least learn what Tobin S, the hefty Buddhist truck driver, thinks of the convoy up in Canada.  But like Omaha Steve, Tobin S seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth. One wonders if he's in jail again, for peeking in windows he shouldn't be peeking in.
Title: Re: missing primitives
Post by: SVPete on February 11, 2022, 07:55:19 AM
Maybe DU got too nutso for their taste?
Title: Re: missing primitives
Post by: Zathras on February 11, 2022, 09:29:25 AM
Missing primitives? You need to improve your aim and stop wasting ammunition. That shit is expensive.

 :-)
Title: Re: missing primitives
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on February 11, 2022, 12:26:56 PM
In the absence of Omaha Steve, the chief union agitator on Skins's island, one hopes to at least learn what Tobin S, the hefty Buddhist truck driver, thinks of the convoy up in Canada.  But like Omaha Steve, Tobin S seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth. One wonders if he's in jail again, for peeking in windows he shouldn't be peeking in.
OS is active on DU. He is carpet bombing LBN with new threads like a B-52 in Vietnam.
Title: Re: missing primitives
Post by: 67 Rover on February 11, 2022, 01:22:18 PM
OS is active on DU. He is carpet bombing LBN with new threads like a B-52 in Vietnam.
Hey! Show some respect for the dying. Any day now. :mad:
Title: Re: missing primitives
Post by: Mr Mannn on February 11, 2022, 02:00:19 PM
Primitives are not a savory lot. Whenever one disappears, my first thought is a deal went bad and the dealer/pimp offed the good poster. A fitting fate for those who consider themselves the smartest people on earth.
Title: Re: missing primitives
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 11, 2022, 06:14:19 PM
Anyone know whatever became of Bobo the Hobo?

I'm thinking maybe the DUmmy was asleep in the backseat of the Skylark when someone turned it in for cars for cash and the operator of the car crusher at the salvage yard didn't check the car for occupants before compressing it into a 2 square foot cube.