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Title: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: dutch508 on January 05, 2022, 09:05:38 AM
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Darwin2019 (213 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216211902

What will happen when Trump dies?
I imagine him showing up in heaven and asking St Peter if he can come through the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter locks the gates and says:" No! Why do you think we built these walls? It was to keep people like you out."

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Star Member kimbutgar (16,305 posts)

1. But Satan will welcome him with open arms

Come inside son, but no walls here for you to profit off!

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Star Member PortTack (22,853 posts)

2. He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated

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Star Member BlueTsunami2018 (2,042 posts)

5. He won't be showing up anywhere.

And I’ll be having a party.

One thing I’m pretty sure of and the other I’m definitely sure of.

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Atticus (12,078 posts)

12. Most of his base will rally at his grave on the third day after he is buried because, of course,

they just KNOW he will rise from the dead and ascend into----- the Oval Office.

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Star Member badhair77 (2,908 posts)

21. His base will treat him as a martyr. I will

quietly celebrate. No mourning on my part. Good riddance.
Will Malania be the grieving widow with a veil? It will be interesting to see who fights for more camera coverage, Malania or the children. There’s potential for some entertaining moments.

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orchlight (421 posts)

38. I will spend that evening bottling the tears of the gullible and idiots*.

And sell it back to them at a 400% markup as a reminder to them just how gullible and idiotic they are.

One of the idiots will then tell me "this is the kind of stuff that makes us look bad! We're better than this!!!" and I'll give him my 'buy three get two' offer.

 :mental:

Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 05, 2022, 09:10:33 AM
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Star Member PortTack (22,853 posts)

2. He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated
Better have the same for 0bama/Biden...
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: SVPete on January 05, 2022, 09:35:29 AM
AFAIK, Trump is not a Believer, but I don't speculate about people's eternal fates. It's wa-a-a-aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy above my pay grade.
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 05, 2022, 09:59:39 AM
When Trump dies, democrats will continue to obsess about him for all time.
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: SVPete on January 05, 2022, 11:30:56 AM
When Trump dies, democrats will continue to obsess about him for all time.

Yeppers, he'll be virtually immortal, and voting Democrat for decades to come, :rimshot:  :bolt: .
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: FlaGator on January 05, 2022, 11:36:31 AM
Darwin2019, using the Bible as a source then most of the human race past and present will be going to hell. To reuse one of my favorite quotes, " Due to the expected traffic, there is a reason that there is only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell".
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 05, 2022, 11:37:42 AM
Why would Trump die? He'll be carried aloft in a sun-wheeled chariot.
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 05, 2022, 12:11:41 PM
When Trump dies, democrats will continue to obsess about him for all time.

Imagine being able to live forever just by living rent-free in Dim'Rat heads in purpetuity. :panic: :popcorn:
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: dandi on January 05, 2022, 03:14:20 PM
Better have the same for 0bama/Biden...

The real question is, how will we know Biden has died? His demeanor and thought processes won't display much of a change.
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 05, 2022, 06:41:59 PM
same as everybody else Dummie. He will be buried, donated to science, or cremated.

 :thatsright:
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 05, 2022, 07:23:48 PM
Better have the same for 0bama/Biden...

For comatose Joe, he'll wake up and wonder where he is.  In other words, just another day in his demented brain.
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: YupItsMe on January 06, 2022, 12:24:59 PM
What will happen when Trump dies.  I'm pretty sure they're already clearing a spot just to right of Lincoln on Mt Rushmore.  His likeness will have a huge shit eating grin as he watches you DUmmies twist in anguish.
 :-)
Title: Re: What will happen when Trump dies?
Post by: DefiantSix on January 06, 2022, 01:36:26 PM
What will happen when Trump dies.  I'm pretty sure they're already clearing a spot just to right of Lincoln on Mt Rushmore.  His likeness will have a huge shit eating grin as he watches you DUmmies twist in anguish.
 :-)

He'll be depicted shoving a pile of chips to the gi-normous statue of Crazy Horse that's also in the area?

 :fuelfire: