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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on January 05, 2022, 09:05:38 AM
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Darwin2019 (213 posts)
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216211902
What will happen when Trump dies?
I imagine him showing up in heaven and asking St Peter if he can come through the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter locks the gates and says:" No! Why do you think we built these walls? It was to keep people like you out."
Star Member kimbutgar (16,305 posts)
1. But Satan will welcome him with open arms
Come inside son, but no walls here for you to profit off!
Star Member PortTack (22,853 posts)
2. He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated
Star Member BlueTsunami2018 (2,042 posts)
5. He won't be showing up anywhere.
And I’ll be having a party.
One thing I’m pretty sure of and the other I’m definitely sure of.
Atticus (12,078 posts)
12. Most of his base will rally at his grave on the third day after he is buried because, of course,
they just KNOW he will rise from the dead and ascend into----- the Oval Office.
Star Member badhair77 (2,908 posts)
21. His base will treat him as a martyr. I will
quietly celebrate. No mourning on my part. Good riddance.
Will Malania be the grieving widow with a veil? It will be interesting to see who fights for more camera coverage, Malania or the children. There’s potential for some entertaining moments.
Torchlight (421 posts)
38. I will spend that evening bottling the tears of the gullible and idiots*.
And sell it back to them at a 400% markup as a reminder to them just how gullible and idiotic they are.
One of the idiots will then tell me "this is the kind of stuff that makes us look bad! We're better than this!!!" and I'll give him my 'buy three get two' offer.
:mental:
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Star Member PortTack (22,853 posts)
2. He'd better have the best 24/7 security for his grave site or be cremated
Better have the same for 0bama/Biden...
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AFAIK, Trump is not a Believer, but I don't speculate about people's eternal fates. It's wa-a-a-aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy above my pay grade.
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When Trump dies, democrats will continue to obsess about him for all time.
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When Trump dies, democrats will continue to obsess about him for all time.
Yeppers, he'll be virtually immortal, and voting Democrat for decades to come, :rimshot: :bolt: .
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Darwin2019, using the Bible as a source then most of the human race past and present will be going to hell. To reuse one of my favorite quotes, " Due to the expected traffic, there is a reason that there is only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell".
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Why would Trump die? He'll be carried aloft in a sun-wheeled chariot.
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When Trump dies, democrats will continue to obsess about him for all time.
Imagine being able to live forever just by living rent-free in Dim'Rat heads in purpetuity. :panic: :popcorn:
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Better have the same for 0bama/Biden...
The real question is, how will we know Biden has died? His demeanor and thought processes won't display much of a change.
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same as everybody else Dummie. He will be buried, donated to science, or cremated.
:thatsright:
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Better have the same for 0bama/Biden...
For comatose Joe, he'll wake up and wonder where he is. In other words, just another day in his demented brain.
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What will happen when Trump dies. I'm pretty sure they're already clearing a spot just to right of Lincoln on Mt Rushmore. His likeness will have a huge shit eating grin as he watches you DUmmies twist in anguish.
:-)
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What will happen when Trump dies. I'm pretty sure they're already clearing a spot just to right of Lincoln on Mt Rushmore. His likeness will have a huge shit eating grin as he watches you DUmmies twist in anguish.
:-)
He'll be depicted shoving a pile of chips to the gi-normous statue of Crazy Horse that's also in the area?
:fuelfire: