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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 10, 2021, 12:39:22 PM
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brooklynite (74,335 posts)
Hillary Clinton will teach at MasterClass...
Hello everyone,
Throughout my career, I’ve gone by many titles. But whatever it says on my résumé, my true job has always been trying to help people and make the world a fairer, more just place. Sticking to that mission for so many years, with its very public ups and downs, has required honing one trait above all others: resilience.
I believe every one of us has the ability to be resilient. It’s a choice we make, and in this class I want to give you the skills and inspiration to choose resilience.
I’ll share lessons from my own experience—the successes and the setbacks—to help you build confidence in yourself, trust in your decisions, and the inner strength needed to achieve your most audacious goals. I’ll be talking about my run for the presidency in 2016 and what I learned about it—even sharing for the first time the presidential victory speech I wasn’t able to give.
After a lifetime of fighting for my values, I want to help you discover yours and take concrete steps toward building a full life around them. I’ll equip you with practical leadership skills, like persuasive public speaking, making the most of criticism and navigating sexism, and preparing you to stand up to outside pressures that threaten to knock you off course.
Ambition is not a dirty word. I want you to develop the skills and strength to own your ambition in a way that makes your life more fulfilled, more joyful, and more successful, as you define it.
Let’s get started!
Hillary Rodham Clinton
MasterClass instructor, former first lady, U.S. senator, secretary of state, and the nation’s first female presidential nominee from a major party
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216131970
Shocking you didn't say you're going to said class because you enjoy bragging to other DUmmies.
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Throughout my career, I’ve gone by many titles. But whatever it says on my résumé, my true job has always been trying to help people and make the world a fairer, more just place.
unless you cross me and then I will facilitate your assisted suicide...
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I think brooklynite was quoting Her Thighness HilLIARy.
What is "MasterClass"? Dominatrix & Masochism training? :o
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Yes, I want lessons on resilience from a politician who lost her party's nomination to a first term Senator from Illinois, almost lost it a second time to an asylum escapee from a Batman movie and then lost the General Election to a Reality TV Show host.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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So they're teaching lessons in grifting and putting up with a cheating husband to maintain appearances online now?
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Hillary Clinton To Teach MasterClass On Losing Elections
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Meet your instructor! MasterClass has announced its latest expert tutor, Hillary Clinton, who will teach a series of lectures about how to lose presidential elections.
"We are honored to welcome Hillary Clinton to our world-class lineup of instructors," said CEO David Rogier. "She is one of the world's foremost in losing so thoroughly and embarrassingly, having lost her presidential races every time she's tried. And now, you will learn how to lose your presidential runs every bit as catastrophically as she did!"
MasterClass has several more Hillary Clinton classes in the works, including:
How To Collude With The Russians
How To Murder Your Enemies
How To Protect Powerful Sex Predators In Service Of Your Political Ambitions
How To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Wine In 10 Seconds
Rogier hopes this will empower a new generation of young progressives to ruthlessly pursue power at all costs.
In related news, Donald Trump has announced the release of his very own MasterClass, entitled "How to Never Do Anything Wrong, Ever."
https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-to-teach-masterclass-on-losing-elections
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MasterClass has several more Hillary Clinton classes in the works, including:
How To Collude With The Russians
How To Murder Your Enemies
How To Protect Powerful Sex Predators In Service Of Your Political Ambitions
How To Chug An Entire Bottle Of Wine In 10 Seconds
How to run a crooked charitable foundation and make tens of millions tax free.
How to steal $6 billion form the state department while secretary of state and have the media never mention it.
How to do the dead fish on 9/11, get thrown in a van like a sack of potatoes, and have your double come out and hug a child.
How to lie for your sexual predator husband for power and money.
Her Cancklesness could teach Master Classes on so much that is evil and vile it is mind numbing.